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Old 05-22-2006, 07:10 PM   #61
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in the name of the pope i declare this thread banished of EVIL!!!!!
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:24 PM   #62
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! Thats all i got to say.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:27 PM   #63
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Your a fag. And a poser.................
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Old 05-23-2006, 12:28 PM   #64
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This guy should be banned so he has the time to actually do something with his life that doesn't involve drinking dog blood and fake worshipping Satan. Maybe some excercise?

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Old 05-23-2006, 03:38 PM   #65
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Hey Sean, you're a fat ass you bloody whale.
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:49 PM   #66
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:12 PM   #67
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I have a girlfriend you closeted sausage jockey!


You must really be suffering from a bad case of Down Syndrome. A man my size does not get messed with at school. I rule the roost!

Why don't you just stfu and shove a crucifix up your bum while you masterbate to the Greg Lugaynus and Tom Cruise posters on your bedroom wall!

Spoken like a true alter boy who enjoys having his local parish priest sticking his naughty bits in his alternate cum dumpster.

I shag me girl, where you prefer to be involved in anal masturbation and man boy love.


Clap, Clap. Spoken like a true loser, look in REAL Life like outside not inside at home on Newgrounds or TV. You are a loser, who thinks petty one liner insults are going to shatter me and others. You are seriously a loser who needs to get a nice belt welt in his ass from Daddy or Mommy. My point in my post were Satan worshippers are ALL weaklings who need help or at least the ones Ive seen. In your case you worship Satan because

1.) Your fat
2.) Your Girlfriend who is probably on the 1 scale.
3.) (From you insults) inner Homosexual feelings

From the looks of you, youre 15, and EVERYWHERE I been, I see kids like you get picked on cause you smell or you cry in school. Seriously like trying to help you, get outside, Lose weight, listen to better music, Dont listen to your parents Celtic bull because it is just insane and ******ed, and last GET LAID, now this is my nice comment. BUT I'll tell you what, I have ALWAYS ALWAYS wanted to see a REAL HARDCORE Satanic band. So Hardcore, that 1 person in the band is killed in every concert, release it on DVD, ill buy it. Have a good day Shawn doin whatever you do cause I dont want to be a flamer on the board (make a 1 liner for that) I rather get a respectful name on the board not the one who made some kid cry. So Goodbye and hopefully you turn a new leaf and go somewhere


By the way, I am not religious or at least a crazy one, but you should find some type of good force.
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:53 PM   #68
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Ok Shawn, a couple things. Stop being racist, no one likes a racist. Please don't use one liners or be mean to people with mental disablities, believe it or not out of you're little box where "you rule the roost!" people do have those problems and in my line of work, or where I hope i will be farther in soon, I have to treat and see those people everyday and it is sad. Again no one likes a racist person who doesn't like metally disableted people. Also not to be mean but losing some weight couldn't kill you. Also its proven that teens (just like yourself) who are overweight get a higher confidence level if they have lost even 10 pounds. So please take this into consideration and do those things.

Now I see you were banned already, don't let it happen again.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:19 PM   #69
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I have a girlfriend you closeted sausage jockey!


You must really be suffering from a bad case of Down Syndrome. A man my size does not get messed with at school. I rule the roost!

Why don't you just stfu and shove a crucifix up your bum while you masterbate to the Greg Lugaynus and Tom Cruise posters on your bedroom wall!

Spoken like a true alter boy who enjoys having his local parish priest sticking his naughty bits in his alternate cum dumpster.

I shag me girl, where you prefer to be involved in anal masturbation and man boy love.



a girlfriend.....riiiight...does your "girlfriend" happen to be shamoo?...wait your dick isnt big enough to pleasure a whale..so it sprobably a fly or something...and if thats stupid how you say that that dude masturbates to tom cruise posters....well how come you dont stop bringin him up?....i think you my fat enemy are in love with tom cruise.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:48 PM   #70
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i think the dark prince needs the lay of the fish and chips



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p.s. satanism is just as ******ed as christianity

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Old 05-26-2006, 12:07 AM   #71
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^^don't go there. Anyways, damn I can't believe this bitch is still babbling about getting his ass ripped. He needs to just give up and face it. He'll be pounding them out until they day he dies and holding up his devil horns while he's giving the "O" face. If Helen Keller was still alive she would be right up your alley. She couldn't see how f*cking fat you are and she wouldn't be able to hear your bull sh*t. Now, go see the donkey show so you can say you accomplished something in life and then rub one out while you think of a girl getting slammed by a donkey. Oh yea, GIVE UP.
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:13 AM   #72
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I should make a horror movie based on all of this called, "The Thread That Wouldn't Die!"

Oh man, it'd be terrifying.
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:07 AM   #73
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i think that kids hillarious.. i check on him all the time to see the wack a** stuff he says.. i would post him as a background for a gig list .. white trash dildo
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:15 AM   #74
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:05 AM   #75
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Obviously you never heard me play screaming molten hell bent metal.


Well obviously or we'd all of shot ourselves.

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Old 05-26-2006, 07:00 AM   #76
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I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!



I must say I havenīt found the point in satanism?? for me it looks so stupid to worship evil... what do you think happens after death...? When you believe in satan do you then think that God is evil....???

Explain something to me...
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:31 AM   #77
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I must say I havenīt found the point in satanism?? for me it looks so stupid to worship evil... what do you think happens after death...? When you believe in satan do you then think that God is evil....???

Explain something to me...

you're joking, right? you're not honestly taking this guy seriously, are you? the funniest thing is... this probably isn't even this kid's real picture. it's probably just a picture of his fat friend that he put up as a joke and he probably checks the site every day and laughs at all the stupid replies it gets.

lighten up, kid
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:25 AM   #78
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dudes i thought i ended this on the second page
lets just let the kid have his satin and wach him burn as they all do
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Old 05-26-2006, 02:08 PM   #79
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you're joking, right? you're not honestly taking this guy seriously, are you? the funniest thing is... this probably isn't even this kid's real picture. it's probably just a picture of his fat friend that he put up as a joke and he probably checks the site every day and laughs at all the stupid replies it gets.

lighten up, kid



yea i actually think that to but its fun to flame him so yea we are just having fun dude
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