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Old 12-09-2012, 11:35 PM   #2201
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This happened when my freshman year in college:

Trying hard to study, I found my eyes wondering all over the girl's bodies in the library. It was impossible not to get an erection. (The summer is always the horniest time of year for me.) I used to reach down and give my cock a rub under the table usually through my pockets. While doing this I would normally pick out a girl or two to look at but always through the corner of my eye so if they looked up I could just move my eyes away and they were non the wiser. There was this one time I could feel the climax building and knew I could cum there and then sitting in the library with all these people around. I could just about manage some self-control and stop in time. I knew that if I did under the cover of the desk I would at some time have to get up and walk out. The cum seeping through my jeans would be a give away.

One day I suddenly had this brain wave to put a condom on in the toilet before going to 'study'. Now the trick is to spit in the condom prior to putting it on so it slides over the head. Also don't do your belt up tight so you can gain access without drawing too much attention. I did this and walked into the library trying my best to avoid my mates so they didn't come with me (you have to have a table to yourself). I reached the library with a semi-hardon, knowing what I was about to do. I picked a table against the wall so nobody could sit behind me. I had a great view of two girls about my age sitting in front of me with their backs to me and, being a hot summers day, showing a lot of flesh. I opened a book and laid it on the table so I could pretend I was reading it if anyone looked over. I rested my hands in my lap quite casually and as soon as I was confident that know one could see what I was doing I would just let my thumb move over my cock until it was rock hard. At this point the adrenalin was pumping. Keeping my visible upper arm as still as possible, I went to work with just my wrist and thumb doing the work, while all the time studying the bare backs and waists of the girls in front. I could feel my orgasm approaching but it faded as I lost the battle. Eventually pre-cum lubed the condom well and it felt great sliding back and forth over my head. Meanwhile this girl came in and sat to the left of me facing my way. We made brief eye contact that resulted in a brief exchange of smiles. She was totally stunning and totally wrapped up in her books but if she had looked in my direction for any length of time she could have worked out what I was doing. Knowing she could look up at my 'point of no return' excited me further.

I was starting to get more vigorous with my movements but still discrete enough not to get rumbled. I was gonna cum and I knew the condom would catch it all and I could get rid of it later. One final check around, as I was very close when something magical happened. One of the girls in front of me stood up and reached over her table to get another book giving me the most amazing view of her ass (in tight shorts!!!). That was it! I blew my load trying to keep me face as expressionless as possible. It was a long and amazing orgasm none like I've felt before. That was it -- I was hooked and I've done the same thing many times since.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:22 AM   #2202
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:28 AM   #2203
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:36 AM   #2204
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:13 PM   #2205
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No no no, the best thing to do with your dick, is you have to wrap it up in your sac so that it looks like some strange egg case or something, My brother used to do that shit after he got out of the shower, I thought it was pretty ****ed up at the time (I was like 6 he was like 10) But I did it once THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS! Fun as hell too.
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:27 AM   #2206
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OK i saw this on another forum and it got pretty sick and funny.

So basically tell us the sickest,distgusting,horny stuff you got caught doing or did when you were a kid.


i adctually did pretty sick stuff...... I remember two of my cousins(they were guys),used to show my their dicks......it was weird...
we were all 6.And they would 'play' wif their dicks.......seriously,but we were all innocent...right??



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Old 04-08-2013, 12:53 AM   #2207
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Old 04-08-2013, 12:58 AM   #2208
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:01 AM   #2209
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:04 AM   #2210
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:14 AM   #2211
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well since it got bumped I might as well tell a story:

Me and gf at the time at friends house lying in one of two beds in his room
Friend leaves to get something from Walmart
Me and gf get frisky, handjob begins
handjob ends, but I cum in my friends bed and we're both freaking out because we feel guilty for cumming in our friends bed
we spill cherry coke over the jizz to make it not look so blatantly like a jizz stain
Friend comes back home, curious bout 'suspicious coke stain' on bed, jokes about me getting a handy in his bed
*uneasy laughter*
Friend gets more suspicious, starts asking questions about how coke got spilled
Friend does the ultimate smell test and smells stain
Jokingly, friend licks stain unaware of what the stain really is
friend leaves room and we're sitting on the ground horrified at the fact that my friend licked my jizz

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Old 04-08-2013, 01:32 AM   #2212
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This happened while I was a high school freshman:

I was in my room fapping to some porn. Nothing unusual, just Ashlynn Brook getting railed in the ass. I left the door open because both of my parents were at work and my sister was at band practice. I'm enjoying my fap session and then my large black lab mini came in. I think nothing of this and I feel like an exhibitionist fapping in front of my dog. When I finally blew my load, I had this long string of cum coming out of my dick and Mini just looks at it with her head cocked to the side. I laugh and as soon as I do, my sister walks by the door and stands there with her mouth gaping open.

"Horsedick.MPEG, what the fuck are you doing to mini?"

It was hard to explain to my sister that Mini came in the room in the middle of my session
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:40 AM   #2213
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This happened while I was a high school freshman:

I was in my room fapping to some porn. Nothing unusual, just Ashlynn Brook getting railed in the ass. I left the door open because both of my parents were at work and my sister was at band practice. I'm enjoying my fap session and then my large black lab mini came in. I think nothing of this and I feel like an exhibitionist fapping in front of my dog. When I finally blew my load, I had this long string of cum coming out of my dick and Mini just looks at it with her head cocked to the side. I laugh and as soon as I do, my sister walks by the door and stands there with her mouth gaping open.

"Horsedick.MPEG, what the fuck are you doing to mini?"

It was hard to explain to my sister that Mini came in the room in the middle of my session



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Old 04-08-2013, 01:48 AM   #2214
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I'm really curious as to why Horsedick.MPEG was ever chosen as a username.
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Old 04-08-2013, 09:25 AM   #2215
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This happened while I was a high school freshman:

I was in my room fapping to some porn. Nothing unusual, just Ashlynn Brook getting railed in the ass. I left the door open because both of my parents were at work and my sister was at band practice. I'm enjoying my fap session and then my large black lab mini came in. I think nothing of this and I feel like an exhibitionist fapping in front of my dog. When I finally blew my load, I had this long string of cum coming out of my dick and Mini just looks at it with her head cocked to the side. I laugh and as soon as I do, my sister walks by the door and stands there with her mouth gaping open.

"Horsedick.MPEG, what the fuck are you doing to mini?"

It was hard to explain to my sister that Mini came in the room in the middle of my session


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Old 04-08-2013, 10:23 AM   #2216
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I'm really curious as to why Horsedick.MPEG was ever chosen as a username.


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Old 04-09-2013, 04:16 PM   #2217
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Old 04-17-2013, 03:34 PM   #2218
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This didn't happen to me but to someone I knew.

Some people were having a party at this guys house. A load of people stayed over, probably passed out in every corner of the house. This guy I knew came down early morning to get a drink of water and saw the guy who was hosting the party.

On the ******* table.

Fingering his butthole.

Not a long story and I can't remember if he noticed him standing there or he just left the room asap.
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Old 05-28-2013, 09:44 PM   #2219
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On a scorching Sunday evening in the season of Summer, I entered a comic book store seeking out a nerdy bang. A likely candidate popped up (as my dong followed suit) as a girl, not older than nineteen, reading in the corner of the shop. She was a long-haired brunette with thick-rimmed glasses, surely unfamiliar with the cock. Upon observing her tight ass and perfectly sculpted breasts, I proceeded to talk to her about the Avengers, an impeccable path into the hitherto unexplored depths of this female's genitals. Through my carefully placed remarks and compliments, she soon approved of my suggestion to proceed into the back of the store.

A godly revelation was suddenly thrust upon my spirit, and I soon possessed perfect knowledge of this female subject. She was indeed a virgin. My ocular sense was profoundly impacted to comprehend her goddess-like body. Thereafter I heightened my efforts of seduction. After much demonstration of my deep knowledge of superhero lore, she bestowed upon me the implicit signal to begin the process of foreplay. Several minutes passed, and the first transmission was complete.

Our instruments of desire filled with passion, and we beheld each other's bodies in their pure and unpolluted forms. I was indeed shocked, however, to find her vagina somewhat obscured by a bush. Shaken, although not deterred, I rubbed my junk in the vicinity of her pussy with the intention of readying it for the bang. When I at last commenced with full penetration, the numerous divisions of my consciousness broke the shackles of earthly limits and rose to the heavens, escalating my comprehension of life beyond good and evil, into true enlightenment. My female companion must have joined me in this ethereal experience, for angelic sounds of "Aaahhh!" reached my ears. How long this lasted I know not.

Regrettably, my spirit soon descended back onto Earth, although I obtained enlightenment of infinite value. We soon collapsed, laying there in ecstasy. Of the many truisms I had grasped that day, the sole one which I am able to transfer into language is this: the virgin bush is indeed an acquired taste; once acquired, it will free your soul to fly high in the sky.

Alas, she was gone. Despite the profound knowledge I received, I sought more from her. I was brought solace, however, by the epiphany that I would find her once again.

I tried where are you Horsedick.mpeg?
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Old 06-01-2013, 11:58 AM   #2220
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Hey, for some reason the fact that this thread was revived only registered in my control panel today.

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