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Old 05-15-2006, 07:00 AM   #21
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the usual benign activity, dry humping my schoolfriends, working through my dads porno collection. melting my sisters dolls together in amusing postions etc
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:08 AM   #22
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When i was about 9 i was in the pool and took off everything and then ran all the way out the front naked so i could get a run up into the pool, and my neighbor saw me and she screamed lol, but in sort of laughing way. she was about 19 at the time and was my best friends sister, so was pretty embarrassing.
Also when i was 7 me and my cousin were flashing our dicks under the table to each other. pretty wierd stuff now that i think about it.
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:13 AM   #23
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We had the peeing contests at school, but it was to see how high you could go. My friend peed out of the window. Haha.
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:25 AM   #24
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when i was like 5 or something i tried too put my stick in a bathtub jet and caught
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:38 AM   #25
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When i was like 5->9 or something i was masturbated alot, lmao. Didn't have any idea what i was doing, just that it felt great. Now that i think about it, might've started earlier. Of course it wasn't what it is nowadays, it was more rubbing against a pillow till i "felt better"

lmfao.

Now that i think about it, thats incredibly sick, lmao.
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Old 05-15-2006, 08:41 AM   #26
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Wow, you kids are pretty perverted haha.
The most perverted thing I remember doing was looking up a manikin's dress when I was like 4 lol.
And I guess having a girlfriend at 5 or 6 years old was kinda wrong too, and she was like 1 or 2 years older than me. Fun times...
I haven't seen her in so long.
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Old 05-15-2006, 09:26 AM   #27
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first sexual memory i have was dryhumping this girl i went to music school with. it was in front of both our moms and they didnt really approve of it but i didnt know what i was doing at the time.. must have been around 5-8 years old.

then, when i was a little older i always pleasured myself with the whirlpool jets. felt absoloutly great, still does. and even later, at around 12-13 we knew this fat kid who always had the house to himself and he had a huge tv with pay per view. porn channels unlocked. we seriously went to his house after school with like 5 people, all got on the couches and chairs, got blankets over ourselves and whacked off. no interaction with each other though.

then there was the time, i was 16 i think, and i celebrated my birthday at my house in the basement. i invited the girl i had the hots for at the time and had her sit on my lap while we watched a movie. i got the biggest boner, she didnt seem bothered at the time though. but about half a year later she told everyone in my class and made a huge fuss about it. that was embarassing.

hmmm anything else?...yeah a bunch of stuff but you cant really say i was young then :p
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Old 05-15-2006, 09:41 AM   #28
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and even later, at around 12-13 we knew this fat kid who always had the house to himself and he had a huge tv with pay per view. porn channels unlocked. we seriously went to his house after school with like 5 people, all got on the couches and chairs, got blankets over ourselves and whacked off. no interaction with each other though.


Me and friends used to do that until we were 15-16 years old, strangely enough at a fat kids house. We only did it on weekends though.
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Old 05-15-2006, 09:45 AM   #29
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Me and friends used to do that until we were 15-16 years old, strangely enough at a fat kids house. We only did it on weekends though.



Oh and that makes it OK


serisouly, that is completely fu cked up!
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Old 05-15-2006, 09:49 AM   #31
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serisouly, that is completely fu cked up!


Well, I don't have anything involving animals, so it's not too strange.

Another one. I tried to have sex with a bubble bath bottle, but the opening was too small.
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Old 05-15-2006, 09:49 AM   #32
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Well, I don't have anything involving animals, so it's not too strange.

Another one. I tried to have sex with a bubble bath bottle, but the opening was too small.


i would put something. but im surrounded by people in college
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:03 AM   #34
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I HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS WHEN I WAS SMALL


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Old 05-15-2006, 10:08 AM   #35
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:10 AM   #36
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:16 AM   #38
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:17 AM   #39
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Old 05-15-2006, 10:21 AM   #40
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lmao, you guys were freakin perverted when you were kids, but this is funny as hell
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