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Old 05-15-2006, 11:07 AM   #41
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YOU SICK ****

how can one have so many stories about he's penis?????
and all under the age of 15?!?!?!?
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Old 05-15-2006, 11:12 AM   #42
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wow thats sick

i thought looking at porn was perverted

(runs far far away)
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Old 05-15-2006, 11:34 AM   #43
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I always remember in primary school i used to slide along the floor in the gym and look up girls skirts, oh those were the days.

Oh yea, i also remember the neightbours top bollocks, she used to enjoy it to, and she was like 16

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Old 05-15-2006, 12:20 PM   #44
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:23 PM   #45
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haha WTF?? This thread is hilarious.
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:54 PM   #46
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This thread is ****ed up. You people used to wank with your friends in the same room?? Simultaneously??!!



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Old 05-15-2006, 12:59 PM   #47
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The only thing I really did was exchange porn sites at school when I was about 11 - 12.
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:23 PM   #48
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This thread is ****ed up. You people used to wank with your friends in the same room?? Simultaneously??!!





Didn't everyone do that when they were younger?
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:26 PM   #49
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Good god almighty. You people are some sick bastards.
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:28 PM   #50
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Didn't everyone do that when they were younger?


i didnt, i never got hold of enough beer to get drunk enough for it to happen.
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:36 PM   #51
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would you like to see mine and lick it?


And this is from the guy that didn't know what a dildo was?

Perv!

Oh well, I'm 2 pages too late
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:59 PM   #52
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I've never done anything like that, but my friend told me that she caught her 8 year old brother looking at porn on the computer (it's the same computer their parents use).
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Old 05-15-2006, 02:18 PM   #53
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I took a shit out my grandma's back garden and blamed it on the dog....

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Old 05-15-2006, 03:43 PM   #54
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and even later, at around 12-13 we knew this fat kid who always had the house to himself and he had a huge tv with pay per view. porn channels unlocked. we seriously went to his house after school with like 5 people, all got on the couches and chairs, got blankets over ourselves and whacked off. no interaction with each other though.



Me and friends used to do that until we were 15-16 years old, strangely enough at a fat kids house. We only did it on weekends though.


My friends and I also did that, at the house of a fat finnish kid. Oh lord, the finnish boy thought that he had cummed for the first time, but it was only piss... That was a good laugh.
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Old 05-15-2006, 03:52 PM   #55
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Old 05-15-2006, 03:54 PM   #56
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Bloody hell, half the people in this thread should be in prison for conspiracy to create naeusea.
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:23 PM   #57
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^ I bet the things we've done aren't that strange. Most people are probably too embarrassed to admit doing anything like that.

Again when I was 7 or 8 years old: I'd had extremely sharp pains in the abdomen and was taken to hospital. The doctor had wanted to check whether it was due to constipation, by sticking his fingers up my bum. After returning about a week later from the hospital, I'd stick my fingers up my arse when I was in the bath.

I've tried having sex with the gap between the cushions you sit on, on one of my couches.

I also tried lubricating a plastic bag with liquid soap, putting that between the same cushions of the couch and having sex with it that way.

One of my female grandparents is a caretaker at the village primary school, so I got to go into the school on weekends when there was only me and her around. When I was four I would get the stamps which had smiling faces or stars on and said "Good work!", "Excellent!" etc, which the teacher would use to stamp on peoples work if they had done well. I'd use them to stamp all over my arse and scrotum.
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:29 PM   #58
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i tried to have sex with a life size barbie doll when i was five. i made it to second base. i found it impossible to go much farther.......
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:29 PM   #59
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I also tried lubricating a plastic bag with liquid soap, putting that between the same cushions of the couch and having sex with it that way.



use the space between the mattress and the base of your bed.... umm.. .yeeeaahh... I guess i was a little odd too...
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:29 PM   #60
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