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Robbie N Strat

YOU SICK ****

how can one have so many stories about he's penis?????
and all under the age of 15?!?!?!?

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death to emo

wow thats sick

i thought looking at porn was perverted

(runs far far away)

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pigger

I always remember in primary school i used to slide along the floor in the gym and look up girls skirts, oh those were the days.

Oh yea, i also remember the neightbours top bollocks, she used to enjoy it to, and she was like 16

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Tarzan_man

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:stickpoke

totenkopf

haha WTF?? This thread is hilarious.

Witch-king

This thread is ****ed up. You people used to wank with your friends in the same room?? Simultaneously??!!

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DeSean

The only thing I really did was exchange porn sites at school when I was about 11 - 12.

BlackLuster

Didn't everyone do that when they were younger?

howcoolisthat?

Good god almighty. You people are some sick bastards.

twowheels

i didnt, i never got hold of enough beer to get drunk enough for it to happen.

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X

"Just wait till tomorrow
I guess that's what they all say
Just before they fall apart"

add45

And this is from the guy that didn't know what a dildo was?

Perv!

Oh well, I'm 2 pages too late

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Noor

I've never done anything like that, but my friend told me that she caught her 8 year old brother looking at porn on the computer (it's the same computer their parents use).

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Skrewdriver

I took a shit out my grandma's back garden and blamed it on the dog....

chillern

My friends and I also did that, at the house of a fat finnish kid. Oh lord, the finnish boy thought that he had cummed for the first time, but it was only piss... That was a good laugh.

bobsyouraunt

haha!

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rich_sg

Bloody hell, half the people in this thread should be in prison for conspiracy to create naeusea.

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Robbie n strat

^ I bet the things we've done aren't that strange. Most people are probably too embarrassed to admit doing anything like that.

Again when I was 7 or 8 years old: I'd had extremely sharp pains in the abdomen and was taken to hospital. The doctor had wanted to check whether it was due to constipation, by sticking his fingers up my bum. After returning about a week later from the hospital, I'd stick my fingers up my arse when I was in the bath.

I've tried having sex with the gap between the cushions you sit on, on one of my couches.

I also tried lubricating a plastic bag with liquid soap, putting that between the same cushions of the couch and having sex with it that way.

One of my female grandparents is a caretaker at the village primary school, so I got to go into the school on weekends when there was only me and her around. When I was four I would get the stamps which had smiling faces or stars on and said "Good work!", "Excellent!" etc, which the teacher would use to stamp on peoples work if they had done well. I'd use them to stamp all over my arse and scrotum.

MannishBoy91

i tried to have sex with a life size barbie doll when i was five. i made it to second base. i found it impossible to go much farther.......

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MuffinMan

use the space between the mattress and the base of your bed.... umm.. .yeeeaahh... I guess i was a little odd too...

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A sword tested, the troth of a maid,

Ice crossed, ale drunk.

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