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Old 05-15-2006, 04:31 PM   #61
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:34 PM   #62
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I bet some people are mentally unstable now cos of this thread.
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:37 PM   #63
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some were beforehand
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:37 PM   #64
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i used to hump the filter of my pool........
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:37 PM   #65
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use the space between the mattress and the base of your bed.... umm.. .yeeeaahh... I guess i was a little odd too...


That works pretty good; yes, that's how i did it when i was young



still do on occasion
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:40 PM   #66
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Quite the little deviant. The only thing i remember is masturbating when i couldnt cum, god they were the good old days..no clean up needed.


I remember that too. Then when stuff came out, it confused me.


As for a story, well like most people have said, i'd have a shooting range contest in the bathroom.
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:41 PM   #67
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What space between matress and bed?

Is all these weird things that people have been doing, a normal part of growing up? Did I miss out on something?
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:42 PM   #68
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i think exploring your sexuality is something pretty normal to do when growing up, yes. and so far there were no really wierd things.
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:44 PM   #69
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the part between the matress and the box-spring, you know, that space....




PS= ITS MY BIRTHDAY, just so you know......
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:44 PM   #70
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Well, I don't have anything involving animals, so it's not too strange.

Another one. I tried to have sex with a bubble bath bottle, but the opening was too small.


he friend did mange to have sex with bubble bath bottle, and thought that he was cool and told everyone at school about it, we still laugh about that 2day, he will never live it down

also most of this thread
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:46 PM   #71
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What space between matress and bed?

Is all these weird things that people have been doing, a normal part of growing up? Did I miss out on something?


No, i dont think everyone is an unstable sex machine like some of these people...
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:47 PM   #72
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What made you think up this thread?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:49 PM   #73
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What made you think up this thread?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Read the first post
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:50 PM   #74
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:53 PM   #75
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You've led quite the life

If you go to college or uni please film your life.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:01 PM   #76
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Well, okay. I heard about masturbation from one of those sex-ed books for kids. Naturally, I wanted to try it. Well, one day, I was showering, and I was washing my cock, and I noticed it started to feel good. So, I basically kept on doing it, and I was surprised that I didn't ejaculate. Well, I found out you can't ejaculate until 1 to 2 years later. I kept doing it, and one day, about a year later (I was 12), I ejaculated for the first time.

Also, my sister tried to grab my cock when I was 9. She was about 7 at the time. It was in a swimming pool, and I freaked out, and ran away. She denies that it ever happened, even though she kept on trying to do it for a while after that until I told my mom.

And then, a couple of years ago, I found out that my mom is actually bisexual, but she's never been with a woman, although she's had feelings for one. I found this out by reading her diary, and she has no idea that I know.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:04 PM   #77
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Well, okay. I heard about masturbation from one of those sex-ed books for kids. Naturally, I wanted to try it. Well, one day, I was showering, and I was washing my cock, and I noticed it started to feel good. So, I basically kept on doing it, and I was surprised that I didn't ejaculate. Well, I found out you can't ejaculate until 1 to 2 years later. I kept doing it, and one day, about a year later (I was 12), I ejaculated for the first time.

Also, my sister tried to grab my cock when I was 9. She was about 7 at the time. It was in a swimming pool, and I freaked out, and ran away. She denies that it ever happened, even though she kept on trying to do it for a while after that until I told my mom.

And then, a couple of years ago, I found out that my mom is actually bisexual, but she's never been with a woman, although she's had feelings for one. I found this out by reading her diary, and she has no idea that I know.


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Old 05-15-2006, 05:17 PM   #78
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And then, a couple of years ago, I found out that my mom is actually bisexual, but she's never been with a woman, although she's had feelings for one. I found this out by reading her diary, and she has no idea that I know.


..and this is in the 'horny kids' thread because... you liked it?
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:26 PM   #79
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Isn't horny or disgusting, but quite amusing.

When I was 3 or 4, I had these toy bugs I would play about with. I would always shout "Lets bug, BUGGERS!"

Heh.
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:37 PM   #80
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No, i dont think everyone is an unstable sex machine like some of these people...


ech, self exploration is normal. you know you've done at least something weird, if you havent thats NOT normal...
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