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Old 05-15-2006, 06:11 PM   #81
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..and this is in the 'horny kids' thread because... you liked it?


No. I have no idea why I put it in. I was really freaked out at first, and I went into denial.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:11 PM   #82
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i used to hump the filter of my pool........



http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

It seems to go along with this thread pretty well. Its just a short story, no gross pictures or anything.

I honestly cant think of anything really exciting. I however never had any pissing contests?

Aside from playing doctor with a girl when I was like 4, who I still know and have a thing for to this day(17 now) thats about it.

EDIT:This thread is sadly way too amusing
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:13 PM   #83
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Aside from playing doctor with a girl when I was like 4, who I still know and have a thing for to this day(17 now) thats about it.



You dirty, dirty.... pimp?
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:17 PM   #84
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You dirty, dirty.... pimp?


No not at all, I've asked her out twice. Not since like grade 7 when it didnt matter. But got shot down both times. Even worse, I brought it up like a year ago and she forgot about it>
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:18 PM   #85
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No not at all, I've asked her out twice. Not since like grade 7 when it didnt matter. But got shot down both times. Even worse, I brought it up like a year ago and she forgot about it>


So you actually asked her, "Do you remember when we used to play doctor?"

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Old 05-15-2006, 06:20 PM   #86
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The only thing I remember when was I was 6 I think, everyday after school I'd invite the girl next door over to my house and dry hump her until I was bored. This went on for about 2 years. Than when I was 10, I was in ths shower feeling my ballsack than I got hard, and I started to masturbate. I didn't cum until I was 11 though, to this day I still masturbate every day, it's a habit now, sadly, that's all I can think about right now.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:23 PM   #87
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I miss being 5... when I used to get some.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:24 PM   #88
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Right up until I was 10 or 11, me and my friends would have contests to see who could wee the furthest in the school toilets. We'd stand about 10 feet away from the urinals and wee from there. The place always smelled of piss, unsurprisingly.

When I was around 7 or 8, we had a swimming lesson once a week at school. In the changing rooms we'd all jump around so our dicks and balls bounced all over the place, which we found hilarious. We'd also grab the end of our penises and pull them between our legs, then we'd either close them to make it look like a females bits, or leave them open so that a testicle would hang from either side, making it look like some sort of alien.

Another thing which has come to my mind, but isn't really "horny", is that I used to shit along my back street. It was hilarious when it got blamed on peoples dogs.

There was a girl in the year below me when I was around 7 or 8, who when asked to show you her fanny, would happily do so. Me and a friend made the mistake of asking her outside her house, with her mother watching through the window. We've never ran so fast.

you've done some sick ****.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:35 PM   #89
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not really horney, but i do it now. When im home alone i like to strip to me undies and rock out really loud and dance and headbang and just get into it.. in fact, i am right now.. btw im like 16.

-EDIT- and i do it in drop d, which makes it even dirtier.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:36 PM   #90
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My God. . i thought i was bad. . . you people are ****ed up!

anyways. ..i had a "girlfriend" when i was about 4 or 5, when i went to the supermarket, i used to buy her jewlery out of the little fifty cent machines, we never kissed or anything like that that i can recall. . .

After that, i was pretty boring, i used to give myself boners by thinking about girls around 5th grade but never jacked off.

Around 7th grade, i was taking a shower, and since soap is such a whore, i was washing my dick and came for the first time, it scared the crap outta me(not litterally)
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:37 PM   #91
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I miss being 5... when I used to get some.


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Old 05-15-2006, 06:43 PM   #92
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yea last week me and my freind kyle were in the bathroom at school and this kid was takin a **** so we decided to make a piss arch over the stall and onto his face...it was priceless
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:44 PM   #93
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So you actually asked her, "Do you remember when we used to play doctor?"



No, me asking her out got brought up and she had no memory of it ever happening.

I bet she would remember playing doctor though
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:47 PM   #94
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yea last week me and my freind kyle were in the bathroom at school and this kid was takin a **** so we decided to make a piss arch over the stall and onto his face...it was priceless

Haha, that **** was funny. Then he tried to get up and he slipped and fell in the piss.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:51 PM   #95
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I once humped the **** out of a giant stuffed teddy bear when I was 10.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:52 PM   #96
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I once humped the **** out of a giant stuffed teddy bear when I was 10.


My friend has this giant stuffed gorilla looking thing, and he still humps it to this day. (He's 16) The only reason I know? I walked in on him, which was EXTREMELY awkward.
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:57 PM   #97
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one time me and two other friends got naked in my shed, lol
and once I got caught peeing in my backyard by my neighbor
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:59 PM   #98
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yea last week me and my freind kyle were in the bathroom at school and this kid was takin a **** so we decided to make a piss arch over the stall and onto his face...it was priceless

LMAO
i did somtin similar to that earlier this year to my friend only me and a couple other ppl pissed on paper towels and threw them over the stall at him a couple hit him in the face. we told him it was water on the towels to, and he believes us LMAO
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:00 PM   #99
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When I was four I would get the stamps which had smiling faces or stars on and said "Good work!", "Excellent!" etc, which the teacher would use to stamp on peoples work if they had done well. I'd use them to stamp all over my arse and scrotum.


I'm sorry, but that's just screaming to be sigged.

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Old 05-15-2006, 07:07 PM   #100
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Well i'm still fairly young so i still hump random things
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