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Old 10-28-2013, 02:20 PM   #1
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"Metalhead problems" jokes

Self explanatory lol just jokes about the struggle of being a metalhead

for example:

-keeps one headphone out so he can hear other people
-cant hear the other guitar track

or

-tells "normal" person they like metal
-"normal" person asks if he likes A7X or ADTR
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:32 PM   #2
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Jokes? Metal is not a joke.
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A voice says "You will die from AIDS in seven days"
"Who is this?" I cry, panic taking hold and wavering my voice.

"Filthy Casual" the voice croaks back in return.
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:45 PM   #3
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Joking in metal is not allowed sir, please return to your seat.
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Old 10-28-2013, 03:30 PM   #4
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So far, all your posts and threads have been about making fun of stereotypes of people who listen to Metal. Aren't you the same guy that's all, "I've been listening to Metal since I was 7, bro"?
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Old 10-28-2013, 03:53 PM   #5
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This thread is a joke if that means anything.
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:14 PM   #6
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So far, all your posts and threads have been about making fun of stereotypes of people who listen to Metal. Aren't you the same guy that's all, "I've been listening to Metal since I was 7, bro"?

yes i am. does that mean i cant enjoy humor about it?

besides, its not like these jokes are making fun metal
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:23 PM   #7
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Metalhead problems...he can't stand people making fun of metal.
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:27 PM   #8
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Metalhead problems...he can't stand people making fun of metal.

didnt you read what my last comment said? im not making fun of it
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:33 PM   #9
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:45 PM   #10
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Go visit a thrash forum if you want jokes.




or just read Liturgy's manifesto
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:51 PM   #11
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you know what **** it, im just going to keep posting
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Old 10-28-2013, 04:52 PM   #12
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-goes to metallica concert
-metallica plays music after black album

pt. 2

-metallica says "you want to hear some old shit?"
-plays enter sandman
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Old 10-28-2013, 05:15 PM   #13
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You were right, you are not making fun of metal. In fact, you're not funny at all. Keep trying and someday you'll be funny.
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Old 10-28-2013, 06:03 PM   #14
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You guys all suck dick. This thread had potential.
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Old 10-28-2013, 06:41 PM   #15
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You guys all suck dick. This thread had potential.


Relax man I'm just try to troll him. He can do whatever he want, it's his thread after all.
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Old 10-28-2013, 06:43 PM   #16
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You guys all suck dick. This thread had potential.


Potential of what; making internet jokes about Metal from 5 years ago that will end after a few random people, who have never posted in this forum before, post in it? I'm happy with killing a thread that has that sort of potential.
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:15 PM   #18
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lol wtf progbass????
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:19 PM   #19
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It's this kind of thing that gives us metalheads a bad name.
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:31 PM   #20
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Joking in metal is not allowed sir, please return to your seat.

oh really? then explain the following:

-psychostick
-strapping young lad/devin townsend
-anal ****
-forced abortion
-12 foot ninja
-gwar
-tenacious d
-anthrax's song "im the man"

and probably a lot more. i just dont feel like looking up a ton of metal that actually has a sense of humor, unlike you

Edit: also, system of a down has a great sense of humor
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