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Old 09-10-2006, 12:29 AM   #1
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Horrible jokes you'll go to hell for telling...

What are some really bad jokes that you know? Racist, sexist, whatever. #1 rule of this topic though is dont take any of them seriously. It's just to see what kind of terrible jokes you know. (terrible in a since of immoral)




How is a Jew different from a pizza?
A pizza wont scream in the oven.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:30 AM   #2
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That Joke isn't even funny, it's just sick.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:31 AM   #3
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That Joke isn't even funny, it's just sick.

i think thats the point of the thread
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:32 AM   #4
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That Joke isn't even funny, it's just sick.


point of thread..
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:33 AM   #5
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There are other threads like this. Do a search.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:34 AM   #6
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the threadstarter is going to hell
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:34 AM   #7
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What did the little german boy get for his bday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven.

Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?
They are easier to spot!

Why do black people put their garbage in clear bags?
So spanish people can window shop!

Why do flies have wings?
So they can beat spanish people to the garbage!

What did the asian family name their deformed son?
Somting Wong

xD And tons more...yup im going to hell..8th floor to be exact. I dont mean these though, dont get all offended...yees h..
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:35 AM   #8
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what do freddie mercury and kurt cobain have in common???

they both sucked on a tube and died...
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:35 AM   #9
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haha last one isnt too harsh its funny
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:37 AM   #10
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why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black

why cant helen keller drive?
cause shes a woman
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:37 AM   #11
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i got some sick dead baby jokes too.....

whats worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees...
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:39 AM   #12
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whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:39 AM   #13
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothin you already told the b*tch twice!

why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the *******?
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:41 AM   #14
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What's the difference between a shovel and a bag of dead babies?

I don't have a shovel in the trunk of my car.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:42 AM   #15
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what do you call a black pilot?

A pilot you racist bastard!
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:42 AM   #16
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You hear about Ray Charles dying?

Yeah, I heard he didn't see it coming.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:43 AM   #17
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whats the difference beetween a black guy and a pizza

a pizza doesnt smell like **** when its cooking
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:44 AM   #18
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whats the difference beetween a black guy and a pizza

a pizza doesnt smell like **** when its cooking


Another answer:

A pizza could feed a family of four.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:44 AM   #19
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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies?

The one I didn't completely finish off who is eating its way out from the bottom as we speak.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl of jellybeans?


The black ones try to steal your watch.
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