09-10-2006, 12:29 AM
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Horrible jokes you'll go to hell for telling...
What are some really bad jokes that you know? Racist, sexist, whatever. #1 rule of this topic though is dont take any of them seriously. It's just to see what kind of terrible jokes you know. (terrible in a since of immoral)
How is a Jew different from a pizza? A pizza wont scream in the oven. |
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09-10-2006, 12:30 AM
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The mighty something.
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That Joke isn't even funny, it's just sick.
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09-10-2006, 12:31 AM
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i think thats the point of the thread
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09-10-2006, 12:32 AM
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point of thread.. |
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09-10-2006, 12:33 AM
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There are other threads like this. Do a search.
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09-10-2006, 12:34 AM
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the threadstarter is going to hell
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09-10-2006, 12:34 AM
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What did the little german boy get for his bday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven. Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter? They are easier to spot! Why do black people put their garbage in clear bags? So spanish people can window shop! Why do flies have wings? So they can beat spanish people to the garbage! What did the asian family name their deformed son? Somting Wong xD And tons more...yup im going to hell..8th floor to be exact. I dont mean these though, dont get all offended...yees h.. |
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09-10-2006, 12:35 AM
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i got one = (
what do freddie mercury and kurt cobain have in common??? they both sucked on a tube and died...
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09-10-2006, 12:35 AM
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haha last one isnt too harsh its funny
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09-10-2006, 12:37 AM
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head banging incident
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why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black why cant helen keller drive? cause shes a woman |
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09-10-2006, 12:37 AM
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i got some sick dead baby jokes too.....
whats worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees...
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09-10-2006, 12:39 AM
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Or friend?
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whats the best part about sex with eighty one year olds?
theres eighty of them
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09-10-2006, 12:39 AM
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothin you already told the b*tch twice! why did the woman cross the road? who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen? |
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09-10-2006, 12:41 AM
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What's the difference between a shovel and a bag of dead babies?
I don't have a shovel in the trunk of my car. |
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09-10-2006, 12:42 AM
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one day closer to death
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what do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you racist bastard!
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09-10-2006, 12:42 AM
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I'm Designer
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You hear about Ray Charles dying?
Yeah, I heard he didn't see it coming. |
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09-10-2006, 12:43 AM
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shred fan
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whats the difference beetween a black guy and a pizza
a pizza doesnt smell like **** when its cooking
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09-10-2006, 12:44 AM
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Another answer: A pizza could feed a family of four. |
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09-10-2006, 12:44 AM
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Kill Hilary 08'
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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies?
The one I didn't completely finish off who is eating its way out from the bottom as we speak.
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09-10-2006, 12:45 AM
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What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl of jellybeans?
The black ones try to steal your watch. |
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