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Old 09-10-2006, 12:46 AM   #21
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dead baby...

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.
how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

and

what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:48 AM   #22
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Haha I could get so many siggs from this.
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


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Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:48 AM   #23
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dead baby...

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.
how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

and

what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.



Hahaha those are awesome!! LMAO.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:50 AM   #24
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What do a native woman and an NHL goalie have in common.

They both change their pads after the three periods.


Im sry i had to say it.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:54 AM   #25
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my favorite dead baby joke

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:55 AM   #26
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dead baby...

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.
how do you get it out again?
tostitos.


DAMNIT im eating tostitos right now. i dont think i can finish these...
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:55 AM   #27
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What do you do if you see a woman climbing up the sairs?
Kick her back down

Why are Jew magicians?
Because they enter through the door and leave through the chimney

What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench?
Park bench can support a family

What's the fastest thing in an indian reseve?
A Lysol truck

What is the 2nd fastest thing in a indian reserve?
The indian chasing the lysol truck

If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump off a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society


Thats all i got for now..
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:57 AM   #28
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Haha 2 so far.
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why cant stevie wonder read?
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


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Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:57 AM   #29
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schwing dimebag, schwing
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:58 AM   #30
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how do you make a baby cry twice?
rub your bloody penis on its teddy bear..
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:00 AM   #31
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How do you make a gay man have sex with a women?

You shit in her cunt.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:01 AM   #32
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Here's something I heard at football about two weeks ago.

So you want to hear a joke?
Sure
Women's rights
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:03 AM   #33
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Why are Jew magicians?
Because they enter through the door and leave through the chimney


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Old 09-10-2006, 01:07 AM   #34
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Why do they put cotton balls in medicine containers?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

How do you start a race in Ethiopia?
Roll a penny down the road.

How do you find the richest person in Ethiopia?
Find the person who found the penny.

I have sooo many. I just don't feel like posting them all.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:07 AM   #35
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how many babies does it take to paint a house?
i don't know depends on how hard you throw them

what's the best thing about a baby swinging on a clothes line?
stopping it w/ a shovel

what's easier to do unload a truck filled w/ bricks or unload a truck full of babies?
babies,because you can use a pitch fork

have you ever had ethiopien food?
neither have they

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe will eventually tip

how do you get an emo out of a tree?
cut the rope
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:10 AM   #36
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have you ever had ethiopien food?
neither have they

hilarious
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:12 AM   #37
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have you ever had ethiopien food?
neither have they



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Old 09-10-2006, 01:15 AM   #38
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how many ethiopiens can you fit into a phone booth?
all of them
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:16 AM   #39
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How do German children tie their shoes?




In little Nazi's


...you know you laughed
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:17 AM   #40
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What do you call a black man with money?



~A Bank Robber!



How do you fit a million jews in a volkswagon


~Put Them in the ashtray
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