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whats the nastiest thing on the planet? a trashcan full of dead babies
whats nastier than that? the one in the bottom is still alive whats nastier than that? it has to eat its way out whats nastier than that? it goes back for seconds whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? you cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork what do you call a barn full of old black people? antique farm equipment what do you do if you see a black guy hopping up and down on one leg? stop laughing, reload and finish it off what do you call a black guy swimming? a top water jig i have more
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09-10-2006, 01:19 AM
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Location: Dover NH
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09-10-2006, 01:20 AM
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why did hitler kill himself??
because he saw the gas bill how do u get a black guy out of a tree?? you cut the rope |
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09-10-2006, 01:23 AM
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how do you get 12 black ppl in a volkswagen?
through in a welfare check how do you get them out? through in a job applacation what do you get when you have 3 mexians, 1 asian and 3 black ppl in a line? sprinkler,spi,spi,spic,chinc,nigga,nigga,nigga
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09-10-2006, 01:23 AM
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whats the difference between a dead black guy lying on the road and a dead dog lying on the road?
their are skid marks by the dog 4 gay guys walk into a bar there is only 1 stool how do they sit down? they flip the stool over |
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09-10-2006, 01:32 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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One I heard a long time ago....
You wanna hear a joke? Sure An irish guy walks out of a bar. This thread is gay except for a few.... I laughed at none of the racist or dead baby jokes (I hadnt even heard of them till now)..........
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09-10-2006, 01:43 AM
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Burning angel, no one cares. Thanks
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09-10-2006, 02:14 AM
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why are there only 2 poll bearers(sp?) at a mexican funeral?
there are only 2 handles on a trashcan |
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09-10-2006, 03:00 AM
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
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09-10-2006, 03:23 AM
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y are black peoples palms and bottom of there feet white.
cuz theres a little bit of good in everybody. what do u call 50000 black people at the bottom of the ocean. a good start how do u starve a black person. hide his food stamps under his work boots. what do u get when look up a black persons family tree. **** on your face. |
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09-10-2006, 04:11 AM
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3 guys are commissioned by a millionaire to jump off a building. Incidently, its a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican guy. Who hits first?
The white guy. The mexican stopped halfway to write graffiti, and the black guy never showed up for the job.
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09-10-2006, 04:26 AM
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man #1- A blind woman bowled a 300 today.
man #2- Thats unbelievable! A woman!
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09-10-2006, 04:34 AM
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A nun entered a taxi and the driver goes "would you ever have sex?" and the nun goes, "well only if we were married and we didn't have kids and we went to church every sunday". So the driver says "Well, I don't have any kids and I go to church every sunday. will you **** me?" and the nun goes "welll......... ok but only if you take me from behined". So screwed each other and the driver goes "Haha! sucker! I've got 10 kids and I've never been to church a day in my life" and the nun started laughing and goes "AND I"M JUST A MAN GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY!!!"
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09-10-2006, 04:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
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What do you call a black guy at store?
A shopper.
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09-10-2006, 04:57 AM
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Why did the Lebanese guy cross the road?
To beat up the chicken. Why did 100 Lebanese guys cross the road? Because the chicken was winning. |
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09-10-2006, 05:04 AM
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ok...clash has one
so theres a chinese man skipping stones along a pond and a black man comes up and asks him what hes doing. so the chinese man goes 'Im skipping stones...see they say the name of my ancestors' and the chinese man picks up a stone and skips it across the water and it goes ching-chong-chi....so the black man picks up a stone and skips it and that stone goes chim-pan-zee. The black man looks on in disgust and gets mad and picks up a a massive rock and throws it in the lake and the massive rock goes ba-BOON.
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09-10-2006, 05:04 AM
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A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
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09-10-2006, 05:14 AM
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One of my friends is that master of racist jokes...
Why dont you see black men on star trek? ...Because they wont work in the future either What do you call a black man having sex? ...RAPE!! Why is stevie wonder still smiling? He doesnt know he's black. What do you throw at a black man whos just fallen off a boat? His wife and kids thats its for now.. |
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09-10-2006, 06:29 AM
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09-10-2006, 06:39 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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whats the best thing about sex with a baby girl?
flip her over and its exactly like sex with a baby boy.
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