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Old 09-10-2006, 06:44 AM   #61
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you're all sicko's

but i laughed a lot

i got this one via txt message the day after it happened, its sick, and wrong, but i laughed...im so going to hell...sorry if it offends

steve irwin was on tv the other day, he was asked what his favourite tv programmes was as a child, he replied that his favourite was captain scarlett, but stingray will always have a special place in his heart...

for those who dont know, stingray and captain scarlett are kids programmes from years ago..
im going to hell
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Old 09-10-2006, 06:46 AM   #62
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What do you call a bunch of black folk pushing a car? black power

What do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!!
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Old 09-10-2006, 07:07 AM   #63
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Why can't women ski?

Because there is no snow in the *******.


What's the golden rule for playing hide and seek in Ethiopia?

Not more than 10 behind a tree.


At night, what do you do when your TV starts floating through the air?

Yell: DROP IT NIGGA!


There is a mexican and a black man in a car. Who's driving?

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There are two boys sitting in a third grade classroom; a white boy and a black boy. Who is taller?

The black boy, because he's seventeen.
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Old 09-10-2006, 07:42 AM   #64
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whats black and likes gay buttsecks


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Old 09-10-2006, 07:45 AM   #65
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A black man dies and goes to heaven, when he gets there he meets god who gives him a pair of wings. The black man asks "God does this mean I'm an angel" God replies "Your not a angel silly ****** your a bat"
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Old 09-10-2006, 07:58 AM   #66
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What did god say when he made a black man?

'Damn! Burnt another one!'

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Old 09-10-2006, 08:14 AM   #67
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Nothing, they all live here.

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the RSPCA

Who won the Asian-wide beauty contest?
Nobody.

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Old 09-10-2006, 08:21 AM   #68
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Dude, my friend told a Jew without realizing he was a jew all those Jewish jokes!
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Old 09-10-2006, 08:58 AM   #69
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What did god said when the 2nd black was born?
-Damn, i burned it again.

What is yellow from outside and black inside?
-Public school bus

Whats a white with a fast car?
-F1 driver
Whats a black with a fast car?
-The techician of the car

Whats a white with white suit?
-A doctor
Whats a black with white suit?
-An icescream seller

Dont kill me hehe
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:19 AM   #70
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-five year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:35 AM   #71
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whats the difference between dead babies and cadillacs.....well i dont have wet dreams over cadillacs
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:40 AM   #72
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how are apples and black people the same?
they both look better hanging from trees
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:45 AM   #73
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:51 AM   #74
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maybe if you had one youd realize that this thread is non serious, go post somewhere else if you dont like them and dont tell us crap we dont care about.
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:57 AM   #75
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St Peter is in heaven with a line of nuns stretched out in front of him.

A nun steps forward and St Peter asks "Have you ever touched a penis?"

"Yes, I once touched the tip of a penis" She replied.

St Peter says "Place your hand in this bowl of holy water and proceed into heaven"

She does so and goes into heaven.

The next nun in the line steps forward.

St Peter asks the same question and she replies with "No, but I once fondled a mans balls"

St Peter says "Place your hand in this bowl of holy water and proceed into heaven"

Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the queue and a nun runs to the front.

St Peter says "Whats going on, you know you should wait your turn!"

The nun replies with "Well I would rather wash my mouth out with the holy water now than have Sister Mary wash her arse in it!"
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:22 AM   #76
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.


Very true. The only reason we enjoy these jokes is because we have microscopic penii.
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Old 09-10-2006, 11:16 AM   #77
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i enjoy some of these jokes because they are funny. my dick size has never been a problem.
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Old 09-10-2006, 11:48 AM   #78
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.

i think someone needs to lighten up a little
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:05 PM   #79
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Why is the seat behind the passengers seat in a car called "the Kurt Cobain"?

Becuase it's behind the shotgun.


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Old 09-10-2006, 12:05 PM   #80
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.



Im spanish you prick. . Its all in good fun you idiot.

Anyways.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?
Everyone has SOME good in them.
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