09-10-2006, 06:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Stoke On Trent, England
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you're all sicko's
but i laughed a lot i got this one via txt message the day after it happened, its sick, and wrong, but i laughed...im so going to hell...sorry if it offends steve irwin was on tv the other day, he was asked what his favourite tv programmes was as a child, he replied that his favourite was captain scarlett, but stingray will always have a special place in his heart... for those who dont know, stingray and captain scarlett are kids programmes from years ago.. im going to hell |
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09-10-2006, 06:46 AM
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Wikipedia addict
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In "the A" ...peace up, A-Town down shawtey's!
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What sound does a chainsaw make?
...RUN NIGGA NIGGA... and... What do you call a bunch of white folk pushing a car? white power What do you call a bunch of black folk pushing a car? black power What do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!!
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09-10-2006, 07:07 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Why can't women ski?
Because there is no snow in the kitchen. What's the golden rule for playing hide and seek in Ethiopia? Not more than 10 behind a tree. At night, what do you do when your TV starts floating through the air? Yell: DROP IT NIGGA! There is a mexican and a black man in a car. Who's driving? The police. There are two boys sitting in a third grade classroom; a white boy and a black boy. Who is taller? The black boy, because he's seventeen. |
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09-10-2006, 07:42 AM
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Would You Kindly?
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tallahassee
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whats black and likes gay buttsecks
a nigger |
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09-10-2006, 07:45 AM
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UG Newbie
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Limavady - Nothern Ireland
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A black man dies and goes to heaven, when he gets there he meets god who gives him a pair of wings. The black man asks "God does this mean I'm an angel" God replies "Your not a angel silly ****** your a bat"
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Originally Posted by Duff_McGee Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. No one dies as a virgin. Life f**ks us all |
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09-10-2006, 07:58 AM
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What did god say when he made a black man?
'Damn! Burnt another one!' Last edited by mr_hankey : 09-10-2006 at 09:17 AM. |
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09-10-2006, 08:14 AM
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You're a UG Newbie
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: your parents' room
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What happens if you bomb Japan?
Nothing, they all live here. What is the chinese favourite restaurant? the RSPCA Who won the Asian-wide beauty contest? Nobody. lol yoularfed! 
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- tommy Last edited by tombomb22 : 10-02-2006 at 08:20 AM. |
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09-10-2006, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Earth
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Dude, my friend told a Jew without realizing he was a jew all those Jewish jokes!
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09-10-2006, 08:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Venezuela
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What did god said when the 2nd black was born?
-Damn, i burned it again. What is yellow from outside and black inside? -Public school bus Whats a white with a fast car? -F1 driver Whats a black with a fast car? -The techician of the car Whats a white with white suit? -A doctor Whats a black with white suit? -An icescream seller Dont kill me hehe |
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09-10-2006, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-five year olds?
Because there are twenty of them. |
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09-10-2006, 09:35 AM
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UG Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Manchester
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whats the difference between dead babies and cadillacs.....well i dont have wet dreams over cadillacs
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09-10-2006, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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how are apples and black people the same?
they both look better hanging from trees |
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09-10-2006, 09:45 AM
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UG Newbie
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: glasgow
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all these jokes are racist you racist bastards they aint even that funny i think alot of white people say these jokes cos they have a small penis.
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09-10-2006, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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maybe if you had one youd realize that this thread is non serious, go post somewhere else if you dont like them and dont tell us crap we dont care about.
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09-10-2006, 09:57 AM
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UG's Mad Scientist
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Your Mind, Stealing Your Brain Cells.
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St Peter is in heaven with a line of nuns stretched out in front of him.
A nun steps forward and St Peter asks "Have you ever touched a penis?" "Yes, I once touched the tip of a penis" She replied. St Peter says "Place your hand in this bowl of holy water and proceed into heaven" She does so and goes into heaven. The next nun in the line steps forward. St Peter asks the same question and she replies with "No, but I once fondled a mans balls" St Peter says "Place your hand in this bowl of holy water and proceed into heaven" Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the queue and a nun runs to the front. St Peter says "Whats going on, you know you should wait your turn!" The nun replies with "Well I would rather wash my mouth out with the holy water now than have Sister Mary wash her arse in it!"
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09-10-2006, 10:22 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Very true. The only reason we enjoy these jokes is because we have microscopic penii. |
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09-10-2006, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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i enjoy some of these jokes because they are funny. my dick size has never been a problem.
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09-10-2006, 11:48 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: redneck city, USA
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i think someone needs to lighten up a little
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09-10-2006, 12:05 PM
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Oh no I know a dirty word
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Under The Bridge
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Why is the seat behind the passengers seat in a car called "the Kurt Cobain"?
Becuase it's behind the shotgun. (I love Nirvana by the way) |
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09-10-2006, 12:05 PM
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is present!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UG
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Im spanish you prick. . Its all in good fun you idiot. Anyways. Why do black people have white hands and feet? Everyone has SOME good in them. |
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