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Old 09-10-2006, 12:14 PM   #81
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Whats faster then a speading bullet....a Jew with a coupon
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:14 PM   #82
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Im spanish you prick. . Its all in good fun you idiot.

Anyways.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?
Everyone has SOME good in them.



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cuz theres a little bit of good in everybody.


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Old 09-10-2006, 12:17 PM   #83
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Whats faster then a speading bullet....a Jew with a coupon


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Old 09-10-2006, 12:19 PM   #84
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Oh nd i got another one lol ok ...
at school the kids were told to go to the black board and write something exciting about heir weekend.so Jake goes up there and writes a period..the teacher asks why and he goes welll my sister missed hers...my parents freaked out.....and then the neighbor killed himself
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:20 PM   #85
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You all are gonna burn in the deepest part of hell!!!
No, thats not a joke, i'm serious!!..
Now thats a joke!
Anyway, i havent seen any blonde jokes yet, so to start off:

Q. What should you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Catch it, pull out the pin and thow it back at him!

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.


and more random **** to join u guys in hell...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!

Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.

Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a *****?
A. A ***** sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A. You know she'll swallow.

Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.

alrite.. and last one for now!!

Q. How can you tell a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

Hope u guys enjoy it and remember it to find something to laugh about in hell!!
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:21 PM   #86
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AW DAMN lmao I didnt see it...crap oh well. Sorry!
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:22 PM   #87
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Oh nd i got another one lol ok ...
at school the kids were told to go to the black board and write something exciting about heir weekend.so Jake goes up there and writes a period..the teacher asks why and he goes welll my sister missed hers...my parents freaked out.....and then the neighbor killed himself


dont get it..
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:24 PM   #88
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Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A. You know she'll swallow.

funny, i had never even heard of ethiopian jokes before i started this thread
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:37 PM   #89
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how can u tell if an ethiopian woman is pregnant?
hold her up to the light
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:38 PM   #90
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whats the difference between a n*gger and a bag of sh*t

the bag
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:50 PM   #91
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A doctor comes back from checking out a new born baby that had some difficulty being born.
He says to the parents, "I have some good news, and some bad news. Ok, the bad news is that the baby's ginger, the good news is that its dead!"

Or something along the lines of that.

Q.Why did they invent milky buttons?
A.So black kids can have messy faces too.

Q.Whats the worst thing you can do to an african person?
A.Put him in a circular room and tell him his dinner's in the corner.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:57 PM   #92
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What's another name for an ethiopian group photo?

Bar code.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:06 PM   #93
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Why dont black guys have dreams?








Cause the last black guy who had a dream got shot.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:16 PM   #94
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NOTE: I mean absolutely no offense in this and respect both Steve and Peter.

Steve Irwin greats Peter Brock in heaven and asks, "How did you get your halo so fast?"
Peter: "It's a steering wheel..."

Also

Steve sees Peter come through the pearly gates and states "CRICKEY! Don't tell me you were driving a Stingray?"

I know he was driving a Porche not a Stingray (I'm a Chevy fan)
And again, I intend NO OFFENSE - R.I.P Steve Irwin and Peter Brock.

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I'm inbetween two of the same joke...
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:17 PM   #95
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why dont black people dream?



Because.....





the last one who had a dream got shot.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:19 PM   #96
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NOTE: I mean absolutely no offense in this and respect both Steve and Peter.

Steve Irwin greats Peter Brock in heaven and asks, "How did you get your halo so fast?"
Peter: "It's a steering wheel..."

Also

Steve sees Peter come through the pearly gates and states "CRICKEY! Don't tell me you were driving a Stingray?"

I know he was driving a Porche not a Stingray (I'm a Chevy fan)
And again, I intend NO OFFENSE - R.I.P Steve Irwin and Peter Brock.


Aside from the fact that it's too early to joke about his death; those jokes were crap. Not even slightly funny.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:24 PM   #97
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Aside from the fact that it's too early to joke about his death; those jokes were crap. Not even slightly funny.


Do you think they were intended to be funny? Lighten up.

Plus dude if someone does giggle over them (I hope not) it's a thread for this type of thing and I mean no offense by it, if you can't handle it don't pass comment just go to a different thread.

I even said Rest in Peace + Sorry out loud before posting just to state so pft, just sharing what I've heard...
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:26 PM   #98
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Do you think they were itnended to be? Dude it's a thread for this type of thing and I mean no offense by it, if you can't handle it don't pass comment just go to a different thread.
I even said Rest in Peace + Sorry out loud before posting so pft, just sharing what I've heard...


You misunderstood.

I meant: forgetting who the jokes are about, and if it is offensive or not; the jokes suck...not funny due to the jokes themself, not the people who are in them.


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I have no problem joking about Steve Irwin's death, as long as the joke is funny.
Here is one I read in another thread (I hope it wasn't in this thread):


How many crocodile's does it take to kill Steve Irwin?







A stingray.

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Old 09-10-2006, 01:28 PM   #99
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?


Knot-sies. Say it in a cute, baby-ish way.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:28 PM   #100
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yeah those jokes sucked
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