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Old 10-29-2006, 07:04 AM   #1
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Could you catch STDs from your dog?

Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the ******* door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his dick... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or osmething) please post.
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:06 AM   #2
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HAHA thats ****ing awesome

well, if youve already caught the stuff of him, why dont you do it again?
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:06 AM   #3
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LOL? Did your dog **** you
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:07 AM   #4
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Maybe. Time for lil dog-humans.
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:07 AM   #5
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what if you got preggers?
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:09 AM   #6
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lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaaha!
man i wich my dog was as cool as yours!
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:09 AM   #7
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what if you got preggers?


Then we'll have a "I shagged my dog can i get pregnant how do I kill t3h baby wivout my parents nowing?"
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:10 AM   #8
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You can't. Fools. Dogs are not of the same race.
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:10 AM   #9
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Then we'll have a "I shagged my dog can i get pregnant how do I kill t3h baby wivout my parents nowing?"


and then an "oh ****, i ate my cremated dog baby by accident" thread
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:11 AM   #10
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You got fucked by your dog!!!
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:11 AM   #11
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But I didn't shag my dog, my dog shagged me. I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:11 AM   #12
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what if you got preggers?


I wud keep the baby, jus to see what it turned out like! I could have the very 1st Duman... (my mix between human an dog!)
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yes you can get STD's from your dog
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:11 AM   #14
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But I didn't shag my dog, my dog shagged me. I don't know if he actually like, got inside, but could I still catch anything?


of course you could

you can go blind i think
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:12 AM   #15
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That sucks... really.... you should be happy that your not ashamed to tell though... i would be. But no, you can't get std's from a dog... i'm pretty confident about that fact.
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:12 AM   #16
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haha you got raped by a dog. thats harsh..... i got raped by a budgie once. never am i using my anus for a bird feeder again..... never.....
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:13 AM   #17
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Your dog raped you

EDIT: ^^ AHH OMG STOLE MY POST, lol.
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:13 AM   #18
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Only solution is to go on the Jerry Springer show. Imagine that, ''I got pregnant by my pet dog''.

But yeah rabid is right, you can go blind. Usually in a day. Enjoy your last day!
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Old 10-29-2006, 07:13 AM   #19
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I sure hope not. . .

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Old 10-29-2006, 07:15 AM   #20
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It's two people saying I could catch something and one saying I couldn't... should I go to the doctors or something? I don't wanna tell my parents because they'll get rid of my dog which i don't want to happen, and it would be really embarrassing.
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