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Old 10-19-2014, 10:17 AM   #1
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Random good feels

You know that one mosquito
As soon as you get into bed and get comfy, you hear it
That high pitch whine
You can hear it but you can't see it
I heard it fly near my head
I raised my hand
I snapped two fingers together
I caught the bastard between my index and middle fingers
Mr. Miyagi style, man.

This moment made me so happy and it was such a small thing

Post little things that gave/give you good feels
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:20 AM   #2
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Well I wouldn't exactly class your mother as little...
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:24 AM   #3
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Well I wouldn't exactly class your mother as little...



Here we see the immature idiot in his wild habitat. You can throw stuff at him kids but be careful.


Anyway happy for you OP that's a good story that would have made me get out of bed and post about it right away if it happened to me!
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:28 AM   #4
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i've been watching QI on a loop for the last week and occasionally I'll see a bit in an episode I've left on that I haven't seen before and that breaks the monotony a little
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:40 AM   #5
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Anyway happy for you OP that's a good story that would have made me get out of bed and post about it right away if it happened to me!

Yeah, I believe that since you have no friends to share it with in real life.
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:41 AM   #6
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Yeah, I believe that since you have no friends to share it with in real life.




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Old 10-19-2014, 10:45 AM   #7
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:46 AM   #8
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:49 AM   #9
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touchay

I thought you were french
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:51 AM   #10
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Well yes I am. "touchay" is a french word (touché). my real life friends are hundreds of km away!
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Old 10-19-2014, 10:57 AM   #11
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I was just confused why you were using an awkward phonetic spelling
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Old 10-19-2014, 11:04 AM   #12
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When you go in a shoe store and realize all the display shoes are in your size so you can just try everything on and not feel bad about making people get your size from the stockroom
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Old 10-19-2014, 11:13 AM   #13
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You know that one mosquito
As soon as you get into bed and get comfy, you hear it
That high pitch whine
You can hear it but you can't see it
I heard it fly near my head
I raised my hand
I snapped two fingers together
I caught the bastard between my index and middle fingers
Mr. Miyagi style, man.

This moment made me so happy and it was such a small thing

Post little things that gave/give you good feels


I did something like that but when I was taking a shit and it was a fly, not a mosquito. The fly was still actually alive because I grabbed by the wings and being the merciful guy I am I let it go.
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Old 10-19-2014, 11:29 AM   #14
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When you go in a shoe store and realize all the display shoes are in your size so you can just try everything on and not feel bad about making people get your size from the stockroom

when you spend 30 minutes looking for the shoes you wanted in your size, and right when you give up and are about to settle on a different pair, you spot the box with your size on the wrong shelf.
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Old 10-19-2014, 11:36 AM   #15
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I was just confused why you were using an awkward phonetic spelling



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Old 10-19-2014, 11:38 AM   #16
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that first blast of cold air when you step outside in the mornings during winter is heavenly
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Old 10-19-2014, 11:47 AM   #17
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that first blast of cold air when you step outside in the mornings during winter makes me want to do heroin and sleep through winter

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Old 10-19-2014, 11:54 AM   #18
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The Rangers suck.

Wisconsin sucks and doesn't even have a team, try moving somewhere relevant before trying to chirp bud.
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Old 10-19-2014, 12:18 PM   #19
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that first blast of cold air when you step outside in the mornings during winter is heavenly

Umm where are you from
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