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Old 11-14-2012, 04:50 PM   #66741
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How quickly did you have those 6 shots?
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:01 PM   #66742
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How quickly did you have those 6 shots?


I mixed 4 with a big thing of root beer and drank it over the course of like 30-45 minutes then just took a full shot by itself awhile later... then took like a half shot so it was like 5 1/2 really

thinking about it is making me more nauseated

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Old 11-14-2012, 05:04 PM   #66743
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I'm a new gay. How do I find someone to be gay with?
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:05 PM   #66744
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:06 PM   #66745
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Does that actually work? Fine, I'm offering free blowjobs, any takers? I don't mean takers in the bum sense, that will be me
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:17 PM   #66746
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I mixed 4 with a big thing of root beer and drank it over the course of like 30-45 minutes then just took a full shot by itself awhile later... then took like a half shot so it was like 5 1/2 really

thinking about it is making me more nauseated

babby's first bad hangover

You were drinking vodka right? Such a lightweight you're even worse than me.

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Does that actually work? Fine, I'm offering free blowjobs, any takers? I don't mean takers in the bum sense, that will be me

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Old 11-14-2012, 05:37 PM   #66747
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You were drinking vodka right? Such a lightweight you're even worse than me.


Sure.

last time I had alcohol was in April
and time before that was an even longer gap
I have no tolerance built up at all
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:45 PM   #66748
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When I first got drunk it took me like 2 fifths worth of alcohol just to get me tipsy.


And then all of sudden, NO TOLERANCE.
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Old 11-14-2012, 08:53 PM   #66749
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I'm cold and I feel sick and I want someone to lie next to me and maybe possibly hold me
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:03 PM   #66750
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Nobody wants to sleep with someone who can't hold their liquor and smells like bile.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:08 PM   #66751
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implying those are the only reasons
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:14 PM   #66752
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I didn't make any implication of the sort. Perhaps your poor reading comprehension is another factor in your lack of sexes,
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:18 PM   #66753
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I didn't say anything about getting sexed

but I don't really smell like liquor and bile.
I just had a few people in my room and nobody said anything. I mean it's been quite awhile.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:24 PM   #66754
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Please, imploring someone to lie in bed holding you is a gateway to sex.


You're just accustomed to the smell now and they're probably being nice and waiting for you to sober up before they say anything.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:41 PM   #66755
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I got drunk last night though.
I'm fairly sober right now, just a bit hung over.

I mean I've cleaned up and stuff.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:45 PM   #66756
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I would if that were even possible.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #66757
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:20 AM   #66758
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:25 AM   #66759
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Mfw Jay just turned this into a threesome.
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:30 PM   #66760
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well my cat beat you guys to it

nothing sexual happened though
strictly platonic, we just provided each other warmth and comfort
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