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Old 12-08-2012, 02:49 AM   #68661
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:50 AM   #68662
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That's generally how I always feel.

Actually I should probably masturbate tonight.


Defeat me at what?

i dunno you're greeting was more enthusiastic and I felt like I needed to one up you.
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:51 AM   #68663
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i dunno you're greeting was more enthusiastic and I felt like I needed to one up you.

That's just weird, Igneel.
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:51 AM   #68664
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That's generally how I always feel.

Actually I should probably masturbate tonight.


Defeat me at what?


I could do that but its so much effort
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:52 AM   #68665
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I could do that but its so much effort

I know, right? I don't even want to do it, but I probably should.
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:55 AM   #68666
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I know, right? I don't even want to do it, but I probably should.


its so difficult to find the right porn like that is half the issue
I just need a boyfriend or girlfriend or preferably a dom/me and then haf my problems will be solved
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:59 AM   #68667
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its so difficult to find the right porn like that is half the issue
I just need a boyfriend or girlfriend or preferably a dom/me and then haf my problems will be solved

I feel the same way. Finding interesting porn is becoming such a challenge.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:07 AM   #68668
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I feel the same way. Finding interesting porn is becoming such a challenge.


You need a perfect match of attractive actors, a good balance of kinks you enjoy, no major turnoffs, a good length and watchable quality. And recently my pet peeve is when a video has a really gorgeous sub girl, but the second the guy comes on screen you find out he's mid-60's, fat and grey haired and its ruined.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:14 AM   #68669
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You need a perfect match of attractive actors, a good balance of kinks you enjoy, no major turnoffs, a good length and watchable quality. And recently my pet peeve is when a video has a really gorgeous sub girl, but the second the guy comes on screen you find out he's mid-60's, fat and grey haired and its ruined.

That's like the biggest problem with BDSM porn.
That's why I generally just look for lesbian BDSM.


But really tho, most things don't really matter to me as long as the porn has a good story. I need some dialogue.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:18 AM   #68670
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That's like the biggest problem with BDSM porn.
That's why I generally just look for lesbian BDSM.


But really tho, most things don't really matter to me as long as the porn has a good story. I need some dialogue.


I'm like the opposite. I don't care about a story at all, and whenever I do watch something with storyline it's bad acting and I just think "whyyyyyyyy". The only things I watch with storylines usually involve James Deen. I am helplessly on that bandwagon. But I don't want to see him talk to his cheating "wife" or anything, I just want to see him ruin the beautiful girl in front of him.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:22 AM   #68671
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That's why I don't watch porn from bigger websites like Brazzers and shit, they make the acting purposefully terrible and overall the porn from the biggest distributors is so boring.

I go for something a little more low key but still with production value above that of which amateur porn is capable of.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:26 AM   #68672
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actually one of the best things I discovered was audio porn, I found one where the guy was telling you what he was doing to you and it was awesome. And then I promptly never found it again.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:27 AM   #68673
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That sounds kinda lame tbh. I'm not sure I could get off to just a voice.

I mean, I definitely could, but I don't see why I would want to.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:29 AM   #68674
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I only found the one good one though. Others were weird or just stories being read.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:32 AM   #68675
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Erotica isn't bad while we're on a similar topic.

But it's just like, I prefer visual stimulation the most.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:33 AM   #68676
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Erotica is pretty good. But nothing beats watching a good video.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:35 AM   #68677
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I don't think I'm even gonna use porn tonight tho, I spend too much time masturbating when I'm watching stuff. Why prolong it when I have no need to?
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:37 AM   #68678
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Watching porn makes it more fun though.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:40 AM   #68679
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It does, but I'm still sick and sad and just want some release.
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:43 AM   #68680
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I'm just going to drink until I have the energy to search for porn.
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