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Old 02-05-2013, 06:34 AM   #75101
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it's cool i like weirdos

im gonna go masturbate while i still can
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:35 AM   #75102
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cool. im gonna go sleep in preparation for a shit day
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:37 AM   #75103
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all days when you wake up are shit days

or at least that's how it goes for me
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:01 AM   #75104
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So do any of you have any Valentine's day plans?
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:27 AM   #75105
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no
maybe eating chocolate
and dying idk



my coworker casually asked me "so what are you doing for singles awareness day?"

I just kind if stared at her
same girl that told me I had really small wrists for a guy

she has no idea how much she hurts me
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:31 AM   #75106
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Being queer is great though, since at the end of the day, you always have someone of your preferred gender touching you. Well, unless you're bi/pan and prefer the opposite gender, in which case you still at least have someone of a gender that you are attracted to touching you. Though I suppose straight transsexuals don't, but they at least get to touch their preferred gender's fun parts.

So queers win.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:47 AM   #75107
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I'm confused
I didn't mention being queer
unless you're off on something else now
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:10 PM   #75108
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I'm using "queer" as a catchall term for "sexually/gender heteronormative"
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:28 PM   #75109
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So do any of you have any Valentine's day plans?


Going to the gym on valentine's day because I know every girl there will be single.

And over 40.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:36 PM   #75110
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:05 PM   #75111
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I finally came out to that girl, and she was finally able to piece together that I was into a dude when I turned her down.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:42 PM   #75112
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The fuck, I told my Sister and she told me that one of my cousins is gay and had a boyfriend and everyone in our extended family is ok with it. Why was I not told this before.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:54 PM   #75113
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Same happened to me, I came out an my parents were like "lol yeah your aunt is gay notice how she's not married?"
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:55 PM   #75114
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Yeah anyway I'm a lot less nervous now about telling my parents so I'm going to tell my parents next week some time.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:58 PM   #75115
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The fuck, I told my Sister and she told me that one of my cousins is gay and had a boyfriend and everyone in our extended family is ok with it. Why was I not told this before.
Are you by any chance from Wales?
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:05 PM   #75116
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That's a reference I'm not getting. But I'm from the south-west of England, though a lot of my extended family lives up north in Dartford.
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:08 PM   #75117
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Hm, just sounded like a guy I knew from Llanddewi Brefi.
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:12 PM   #75118
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Anyway, let the cheesy 80's synth pop song of triump be sounded.

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Old 02-05-2013, 06:18 PM   #75119
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It was a joke. You can't handle my references.
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:21 PM   #75120
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Oh that explains it, Little Britain sucks.
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