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Old 02-15-2013, 07:50 AM   #75581
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Sorry, I was out at my guitar lesson and then I went to go buy chocolates for my Mum to soften her up because I'm going to tell her I'm bi today.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:58 AM   #75582
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oh that's cool good luck man
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Old 02-15-2013, 09:19 AM   #75583
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good luck with that

i've never really talked about my sexuality with my mom

i'm not sure what she thinks really

i'm never around because i like to sleep at night unlike some people
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Old 02-15-2013, 09:22 AM   #75584
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i'll get plenty of sleep
i just work evenings and would rather just go to bed in the early morning and then wake up right before work

i mean being awake hours before work is terrible because you;re just dreading going the whole time, but if you just wake up and go it's koo
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:15 PM   #75585
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So I told my Mum.

Holy christ that conversation was awkward.

Not sure if she fully comprehends, she gave me some stuff about it being ok to be gay. I get the impression that she thinks I'm gay and trying to cover it a bit or something.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:15 PM   #75586
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I like how everyone in your family just assumes you're gay. They've probably known you're a queer far longer than you have.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:22 PM   #75587
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http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news...f_all_time.html

holy shit guys, number 6
I checked the article just to see if she was on there.
and then she was

this is the best day of my life.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:26 PM   #75588
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i don't even what that is
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:27 PM   #75589
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I don't act out that much though.

Well, not in public.

Ok maybe I called people darlings once or twice.

And apparently my dress sense is cute.

But even that shouldn't make me that obvious, right guys?

Right?

Guys?
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:28 PM   #75590
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It's from How I Met Your Mother. If that episode/Cobie Smulders doesn't win an Emmy I'm giving up on television.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:28 PM   #75591
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You're so gay, man.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:33 PM   #75592
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the dress that i'm wearing to our 40th anniversary weekend tomorrow is cute (but the color doesn't match my scarf) that's kind of the same right?

i wore a miniskirt today with leggings though since i don't have panties and so if i didn't wear leggings my penis would be hanging out the bottom
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:39 PM   #75593
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You're so gay, man.


I am a total slut for cock I just didn't imagine that it was this painfully obvious to everyone else around me :/
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:30 PM   #75594
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speaking of how i met your mother, Legendaddy was just on and omfg my feels.
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:32 PM   #75595
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That the one where Barney finds a baby?
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:35 PM   #75596
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no. the one where his biological father shows up.
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:36 PM   #75597
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oh right
feels indeed
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:43 PM   #75598
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Got super drunk last night which was great
but also discovered getting triggered while drunk is just an unfixable mess :/
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:47 AM   #75599
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I am a total slut for cock I just didn't imagine that it was this painfully obvious to everyone else around me :/

Well, it is.

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speaking of how i met your mother, Legendaddy was just on and omfg my feels.

That show is actually pretty good at giving feels. I don't know why people hate on it so much.

I mean it admittedly did get pretty shit awful for a few seasons, but it's going strong again. Too bad it's ending.

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no. the one where his biological father shows up.

Can we just use this moment to appreciate how wonderful John Lithgow is?

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Got super drunk last night which was great
but also discovered getting triggered while drunk is just an unfixable mess :/

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Old 02-16-2013, 01:49 AM   #75600
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Yeah.
Also weird, I posted and then had a nap and I've just woken up and you posted. Good timing.
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