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Old 01-08-2007, 12:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:44 PM   #3
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:45 PM   #4
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Havent seen a tash like that for years.
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:45 PM   #5
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:45 PM   #6
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:47 PM   #7
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'Tony Burnett is one of today’s hottest guitar instructors.'
Not with a tache like that he ain't...
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:49 PM   #8
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:49 PM   #9
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'Tony Burnett is one of today’s hottest guitar instructors.'
Not with a tache like that he ain't...


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Old 01-08-2007, 12:49 PM   #10
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That is an insult to proper practice, seriously the biggest load of shit i've read in a long time! "The pros feel threatened" yes I can see Steve Vai shitting his pants right now, and all becuase of this website . I detest things like this becuase it is an insult to the real principles and practices of playing guitar. Shortcuts ... my ass ... it's nothing but a money making scam aimed at new players.
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:50 PM   #11
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That is an insult to proper practice, seriously the biggest load of shit i've read in a long time! "The pros feel threatened" yes I can see Steve Vai shitting his pants right now, and all becuase of this website . I detest things like this becuase it is an insult to the real principles and practices of playing guitar. Shortcuts ... my ass ... it's nothing but a money making scam aimed at new players.

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Old 01-08-2007, 12:52 PM   #12
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The guy spent 18 months practising 18 hours a day, apparently ...shame he didn't teach himself using his speed method, or he might've got some f*cking sleep.


EDIT: And and and - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XYZ_(metal_band)

Hrm, the guys he apparently opened for Malmsteen with didn't think much of his "Killer chops!", based on his two year stay with them.
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:54 PM   #13
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:58 PM   #14
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Am i the only one who thinks he looks a bit like zappa?
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:12 PM   #15
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Am i the only one who thinks he looks a bit like zappa?

Yes...yes you are.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:15 PM   #16
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same old crock of shit. just like that 'learn to play better in 20 days with this crappy flash program' thing.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:30 PM   #17
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I just called them. My conversation:

OHP: Hi this is blah blah, how can I help you.
Me: Yes Im calling to inquire about Tony Burnetts videos?
OHP: Yes, what about them?
Me: Do they really work?
OHP: Well uh...we have gotten some good responses from them.
Me: Ive never heard of Tony Burnett. Are there any videos of him? I need to hear him first.
OHP: No Im sorry, there isny any clips of him.
Me: I understand here that he was only in the band 2 years. He makes it sound like he was there the whole time, isnt that a bit misleading?
OHP: Uhm, sorry sir, theres another call on the line.
Me: Ok.
OHP : Goodbye
Me: See ya.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:43 PM   #18
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lol

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