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Yes, I would pay however much it cost to do this. 26 24.30%
Yes, I would like to do this, but only if I were able to talk down the price. 23 21.50%
No, I wouldn't do this no matter the price. 58 54.21%
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:20 PM   #1
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300 USD to fire a bazooka at a cow?

I'm going to Cambodia next week for vacation. I heard that in Cambodia, for 300 dollars, they will let you fire a bazooka (a man-portable recoilless antitank rocket launcher weapon) at a living cow, and this explodes the cow--but a crew of cow-parts-picker-upper type workers will go out and gather the meat and then the lot of you have a BBQ.


I'm kind of torn. Part of the reason I chose Cambodia for my vacation spot is because it's really really cheap--300 dollars is actually 3 times the cost of my hotel for the entire week! But on the flipside, how insane would it be to fire a bazooka? I'm not much one for killing things (in fact, I've never fired a weapon or killed an animal aside from bugs), but I figure getting exploded by a bazooka would be a (relatively) painless death, and then the meat even gets used.

Just imagine coming back from vacation and everyone says, "Hey! Great to see you! How was your trip?" -- "Well, I fired a bazooka at a cow and had a bbq party with the exploded bits."


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Old 04-06-2014, 11:22 PM   #2
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the fuck is wrong with you

why would you even consider doing that
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:25 PM   #4
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Thanks for clearing up what a ****ing rocket launcher is. I thought it was some kind of potato hand cannon
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:27 PM   #5
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if you do that i hope you step on a landmine.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:31 PM   #6
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:31 PM   #7
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Dude gross, I wouldn't trust foreign meat brah, just see if you can get a discount if you just let them keep the meat.

Also >holiday in cambodia.
No one's taking this seriously right?
I don't give two shits about shooting a cow either way, just kinda wasteful and sadistic to do it with explosives.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:32 PM   #8
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I would totally do that. I go hunting though, so I'm apparently an outcast in this thread.

The animal dies a much quicker and less painful death than one you'd buy from the store (especially a halal-slaughtered one), but on the other hand in this setting it's not even a challenge.

Still would do it.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:32 PM   #9
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This is one of those things that's fun to do in video games, but not in real life.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:33 PM   #10
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Why the hate? Come on, there's nothing wrong with having a bbq party with some ground chuck from the supermarket, right? The only difference is that in this scenario I would have personally butchered the meat with a RPG.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:35 PM   #11
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yeah, nothing wrong with that, probably more humane than the way they are killed for market.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:35 PM   #12
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its probably more humane than what you eat for dinner smh
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:35 PM   #13
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Why the hate? Come on, there's nothing wrong with having a bbq party with some ground chuck from the supermarket, right? The only difference is that in this scenario I would have personally butchered the meat with a RPG.

ooh i love my meat all torn up from rocket bits and not cut up nicely
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:36 PM   #14
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:36 PM   #15
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Meh...

Whatever floats your boat.

Most of the people complaining eat cheeseburgers, so they're hypocrites at best.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:36 PM   #16
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Also >holiday in cambodia.
No one's taking this seriously right?

DUDE holy shit I didn't even think of that . But I'm totally being serious. Tell me you wouldn't be psyched to eat a bunch of marijuana pizza and go climbing around in Angkor Wat.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:37 PM   #17
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the more i think about it the more i want to do it
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:56 PM   #18
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Eat a dick everyone that's against this but eats meat.
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:03 AM   #19
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anyone who eats meat and is against this because it's inhumane, your a total hypocrite.... or just completely ignorant to where your food comes from and how brutal industrialized meat processing is.
that being said, i probably wouldn't do it. lots of money and i'm not sure i would trust that meat.
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:06 AM   #20
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I don't eat beef but that sounds badass. You shouldn't pass up the chance.
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