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Old 08-15-2014, 06:36 PM   #1
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Someone's selling eaten peanut butter on ebay


Seriously...? What's the weirdest thing you've seen on ebay?

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Old 08-15-2014, 06:40 PM   #2
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Old 08-15-2014, 06:41 PM   #3
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I bid $2

actually hope I don't get it, that's a little steep.
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Old 08-15-2014, 07:11 PM   #4
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Old 08-15-2014, 07:17 PM   #5
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Old 08-15-2014, 07:24 PM   #6
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Rylan: black toothed prick with a small penis usually about 4 inches likes to think he is jamaican and generally sucks balls and is ginger

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Old 08-15-2014, 07:28 PM   #7
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Song of my soul, my voice is dead;
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
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Old 08-15-2014, 08:36 PM   #8
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sorry you cant appreciate fine art dorkazoid
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Old 08-15-2014, 09:27 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by crazysam23_Atax
Yes, it's "art".


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Anyone who needs a degree to think their good isn't doing music right, it's like taking a class in being funny.

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Old 08-16-2014, 08:10 AM   #10
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:03 AM   #11
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Stop advertising your ebay items!

Free delivery though? Pretty sweet.
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:08 AM   #12
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I initially thought this meant he would eat peanut butter, then come to your house and take a dump.
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:33 AM   #13
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Someone should give him a one star review and be like "Received peanut butter, was never opened, recent production date, and it's all there. Seller refused to refund me. Had to eat the center myself."
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:36 AM   #14
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I bet he just put the Jar on his dick.
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Old 08-16-2014, 03:28 PM   #15
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He couldn't have even bought Jif. There goes my bid.
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Old 08-16-2014, 05:22 PM   #16
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Basically the sides of the jar are annoying to retrieve the peanut butter from, a representation of the struggle all humans endure in some form. With some effort and ingenuity we can overcome this and taste the sweet fatty goodness. Just a taste or we get fat with gluttony. For some there is more peanut butter in the centre, others there is only scraps on the side, suggesting wealth and many other inequalities that we are born into. The fact that this will decompose only demonstrates the shortness of our lives, we can not afford to take our time clawing at life's peanut butter .

I give it 7/10. While i appreciate it's deep symbolism, the piece's message doesn't not go far enough.
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Old 08-16-2014, 05:38 PM   #17
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deep post

It obviously symbolises the emptiness inside of some individuals, only the outside is noticed. If you simply observe, you can see a complete being. It's only once you open up that character, or that jar, that you can see the emptiness inside. That guy you walk past on the street, all those peanut butter jars you see sitting on the shelf, how can we tell what's inside of them? We can't, unless we take off the lid, and that's what the artist is implying.
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:24 AM   #18
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This thread made me get up and make a double-decker PBJ sandwich.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:54 AM   #19
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Thats nuts lol
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