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Old 08-19-2015, 11:45 PM   #1
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Colostomy Bag Yo

Would you date a really fine lass with a colostomy bag? Go
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:47 PM   #2
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:48 PM   #3
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:48 PM   #4
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does her anus still function as a sex hole? (I am ignorant of colostomy bags)
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:48 PM   #5
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:50 PM   #6
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if you can't handle me when i'm bulking then you don't deserve me when i'm swole xo

If you can manage it, to me, it's not ideal, at the same time I pochv xo

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Old 08-19-2015, 11:50 PM   #7
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:50 PM   #8
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tbh woo. automised mundane bodily function is like the future. i'm all for it
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:51 PM   #9
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tbh woo. automised mundane bodily function is like the future. i'm all for it


it's not really automised, she just can't control her dumping ass function
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:52 PM   #10
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Also is there one sudden gush of the bag filling up, or is it like a slow siphoning kinda deal?
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:53 PM   #11
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That's like Bob Marley, write?
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:53 PM   #12
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What if we're on a date and someone tries to mug us, we could totally dispatch the bag like a grenade or something and make our escape
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:54 PM   #13
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i don't know, it's your situation

^ wouldn't get far due to poo trail
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:55 PM   #14
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If anything if she's defecating from her belly the mugger is gonna think twice about pursuit
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:56 PM   #15
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wait

is that how colostomy bags work?
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:57 PM   #16
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Oh idk man, maybe not

Until this thread I had no idea what a colostomy bag was
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:58 PM   #17
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Jesus, imagine someone goes to mug someone with a knife. Thinks I'll cut this twat right on the belly so he bleeds hehehehehe. Man pokes the knife in. Le poopoos start leaking errrwhere.
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:00 AM   #18
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Word, I'd use my girl as a human shield in that case

If she leaks poo after a stab I bet the dude would be like "wtf aliens?"
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:02 AM   #19
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Imagine if it squirted up the dude's hand and sleeve, dude would be so taken aback you'd have time to counter attack, jahfeel
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:02 AM   #20
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i feel kinda bad to say it but no, i don't think i would. my grandmother's had one and it's a lot to deal with and for some reason some medical stuff like that can make me uncomfortable :/
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