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Old 05-29-2012, 10:16 PM   #1
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This is a list of Shit threads so you can quit making them.

Stop making these threads. Feel free to add your own suggestions.
  • "Post particular music that fit this criteria so I have an excuse to create an entire thread simply to share this one song I really like." It's seriously annoying to see a thread that's one giant compilation of links that no one every clicks on. No one really cares what you listen to. Small instances don't disprove my point here, either, this isn't science.
  • "Uninteresting but slightly quirky news that I won't source." Now, "Uninteresting but slightly quirky news" threads aren't that bad. In fact, we're punny folks, we'll make it a good thread. Not sourcing your news reports makes you a dick. Don't be a dick.
  • "Would you rather A or B?" More than half the time they're completely impossible situations that aren't intuitive either politically or even logically. Your situations aren't cheeky, funny, and they don't make you look like a deep thinker. We're all tired of pseudo-psychologists, right, laid-to-waste?
  • "THIS to the user above you." The threads aren't so bad themselves, it's just riddled with the same 4 people who keep posting because they have attention issues.
  • "Vote for my band!" No. You'd win if you didn't have a shitty band.
  • "Shoop this shitty picture of my friend." Pictures of your friends suck. They're also usually really bad quality and unfit for any good shooping besides sliding them into the side of that picture with the hurdles and the devil beating Stathaam in a footrace. Good pictures only, please.
  • "LOL I'M SO DRUNK I HAD 2 BEERS" especially whoomit.




inb4 some smartass links to this thread.
inb4 TS can't inb4.
inb4 cool story bro
**** the police.
my jimmies are unrustled.
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EDITED Nov 1st, 2013. Considering the large amount of meme posts lately, I've decided to bump this thread up.
  • Is this Sexist? Yes, everything is sexist.
  • Is this Racist? Yes, everything is racist
  • Doge Forced meme. We all know it's not funny, but for those who really like to make it known, I'll let you guys in on something: It's meant to get a rise out of you. Half the point of doge is to laugh at people who get mad about doge. Ignore it and it'll go away.


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Can you add "I'm forcing this thread just to sneak in the fact that a girl talked to me today" threads?


Yes.

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Originally Posted by ErikLensherr
"Hey I have a really shitty idea for a tattoo, what do u guis think?"

People hate it.

"Whatever, it makes me happy and I don't care what you think"


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Vegan/vegetarian threads. Bump one of the several dozens of existing ones.

Should I join the military threads.
If you're not smart enough to figure it out on your own you have no business holding a firearm. Or a potato peeler.


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After like 2 pages people stop reading any of the posts and just post their list, which is then ignored by everyone else who reads the thread.


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A list of possible good thread topics:
o Dogs looking through Fences
o Goats in Trees
o Cats stuck in Trees
o Hot Girls in Batman Shirts
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:17 PM   #2
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I agree with all these points and with the last one twice.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:17 PM   #3
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:17 PM   #4
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Maybe if you get the idea to make one of those threads, just post in here and everyone will be happy.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:18 PM   #5
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Hey guys, this thread is like really official.

and stuff.

Everyone must abide.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:18 PM   #6
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Fixed. Those threads are never funny.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:20 PM   #7
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Fixed. Those threads are never funny.


Agreed. I cringe evrytim gooby pls
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:21 PM   #8
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Sticky this shit.


Also:


>name changes
>dances to old initials

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Old 05-29-2012, 10:21 PM   #9
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This is my list of shit posts you shouldn't make:

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Stop making these threads. Feel free to add your own suggestions.
  • "Post particular music that fit this criteria so I have an excuse to create an entire thread simply to share this one song I really like." It's seriously annoying to see a thread that's one giant compilation of links that no one every clicks on. No one really cares what you listen to. Small instances don't disprove my point here, either, this isn't science.
  • "Uninteresting but slightly quirky news that I won't source." Now, "Uninteresting but slightly quirky news" threads aren't that bad. In fact, we're punny folks, we'll make it a good thread. Not sourcing your news reports makes you a dick. Don't be a dick.
  • "Would you rather A or B?" More than half the time they're completely impossible situations that aren't intuitive either politically or even logically. Your situations aren't cheeky, funny, and they don't make you look like a deep thinker. We're all tired of pseudo-psychologists, right, laid-to-waste?
  • "THIS to the user above you." The threads aren't so bad themselves, it's just riddled with the same ****ing 4 people who keep posting because they have attention issues.
  • "Vote for my band!" No. You'd win if you didn't have a shitty band.
  • "Shoop this shitty picture of my friend." Pictures of your friends suck. They're also usually really bad quality and unfit for any good shooping besides sliding them into the side of that picture with the hurdles and the devil beating Stathaam in a footrace. Good pictures only, please.
  • "LOL I'M SO DRUNK I HAD 2 BEERS" except whoomit.
  • Being MH400 Stop it. Just stop.




inb4 some smartass links to this thread.
inb4 TS can't inb4.
inb4 cool story bro
**** the police.
my jimmies are unrustled.
JR
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:23 PM   #10
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This is my list of shit posts you shouldn't make:


You are bitter and loathsome and you share an aesthetically similar name to Mighty Al, who was better than you.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:26 PM   #11
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:27 PM   #12
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Can you add "I'm forcing this thread just to sneak in the fact that a girl talked to me today" threads?
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:28 PM   #13
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This is my list of shit posts you shouldn't make:

Funny, here's mine.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:28 PM   #14
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You are bitter and loathsome and you share an aesthetically similar name to Mighty Al, who was better than you.


+1

Also I agree TS with the exception of MH. I think I might be the only one who finds his threads not annoying.
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You are bitter and loathsome and you share an aesthetically similar name to Mighty Al, who was better than you.

+1

Mighty Al was a bro.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:29 PM   #16
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"Hey I have a really shitty idea for a tattoo, what do u guis think?"

People hate it.

"Whatever, it makes me happy and I don't care what you think"
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:32 PM   #17
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:33 PM   #18
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Nope. Actually, I am even MORE compelled to make them just because I'm an asshole
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:33 PM   #19
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Mighty Al was a bro.

+ A googleplex.

Vegan/vegetarian threads. Bump one of the several dozens of existing ones.

Should I join the military threads. If you're not smart enough to figure it out on your own you have no business holding a firearm. Or a potato peeler.
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"Hey I have a really shitty idea for a tattoo, what do u guis think?"

People hate it.

"Whatever, it makes me happy and I don't care what you think"

Yeah isn't there a body mod thread somewhere?
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