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Old 06-22-2015, 02:45 AM   #1
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tell me something interesting about yourself

My first word was fuck
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Old 06-22-2015, 02:45 AM   #2
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Old 06-22-2015, 02:47 AM   #3
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Old 06-22-2015, 02:48 AM   #4
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Old 06-22-2015, 02:49 AM   #5
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Yesterday (as in 49 minutes ago) might have been the best day of my life
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Old 06-22-2015, 02:56 AM   #6
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My first word was fuck


Is this you irl?
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:01 AM   #7
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:17 AM   #8
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One time when I was like 3(? I forget the age but I was old enough to walk but not enough to speak clearly) I was walking with my mom, aunt and cousins at a national park and we passed by this Buzz Lightyear towel some guy has on the ground. Apparently I was tugging away at my mom that I wanted to go back for it but my mom said no and we kept walking. I was crying for the whole walk over and like half an hour later, my mom decided to take me back. We get there and I run up to it. My mom was under the impression I just really liked it and wanted it. It was laying flat on the ground except for this one folded corner. Turns out I just wanted to unfold it. I did and walked away a million times better.

So I'm slightly OCD.
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:30 AM   #9
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Yesterday (as in 49 minutes ago) might have been the best day of my life

How so?
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:38 AM   #10
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How so?

I met a lot of awesome people, went to a gay pride parade and got tickets from a friend last second to Ingrid Michaelson at Red Rocks for dirt cheap, which was an awesome concert. And Ben Folds played too and he was hilarious and kinda crazy
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:43 AM   #11
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I finished the second book of the Stormlight Archive last night, Words of Radiance, and will be checking the author's site for progress on the third daily. Considering getting into another of his series in the mean time.
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:51 AM   #12
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I met a lot of awesome people, went to a gay pride parade and got tickets from a friend last second to Ingrid Michaelson at Red Rocks for dirt cheap, which was an awesome concert. And Ben Folds played too and he was hilarious and kinda crazy

Nice, that does sound like a great day

Interesting fact about me: I once fell down with my bike and hurt my face, but while I fell down to my right (which was evident in the handle bar on the right being bent), I ended up with a wound by my left eye socket.

Still don't know how that happened, but I was so wickedly proud of it for some strange reason. I came home, my mum was hysterical because half my face was covered in blood, and all I could say was 'haha, that was amazing!'
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:58 AM   #13
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If my grandads dog had bit me slightly to the left when I was 4 years old then I would have been perm blinded in my left eye. Instead I got lucky and got away with stitches.
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Old 06-22-2015, 04:24 AM   #14
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Old 06-22-2015, 04:32 AM   #15
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Old 06-22-2015, 04:34 AM   #16
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literally nothing off the top of my head at least if I was at least talented or attractive maybe that wouldn't be terribly bad but I'm not so best I can say is that I have a Phd in cockatology.
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Old 06-22-2015, 04:41 AM   #17
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I have a Phd in cockatology

Is that about the male reproduction organ?
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Old 06-22-2015, 04:44 AM   #18
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Is that about the male reproduction organ?


no.

those aren't even that interesting just gross tbh. ripped that shit right off like everyone else.
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Old 06-22-2015, 05:33 AM   #19
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I bought a real human skull off ebay, currently waiting for it to arrive.
My mom thinks it's haunted and I'm bringing evil into our house.

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Old 06-22-2015, 05:52 AM   #20
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