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Old 07-22-2014, 10:24 AM   #1
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help me not drive drunk and get $30

Download the Uber app and use the coupon code 'dax3u' and get $30 and help me not drive drunk on the weekends.

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Old 07-22-2014, 10:35 AM   #2
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I hope you wrap your car around a tree before you can hit another person dingus.



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Old 07-22-2014, 10:37 AM   #3
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Old 07-22-2014, 10:49 AM   #4
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Cool, I needed a free ride home from the airport tomorrow night.
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:35 AM   #5
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:40 AM   #6
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I mean, you all obviously realize it was just an obnoxious title. I'm not driving drunk. I like Uber. I like to use Uber. I want free rides lol.
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:50 AM   #7
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wtf is uber
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:08 PM   #8
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Nah. Have fun.
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:43 PM   #9
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like private car service, cash-less, done entirely through an app. try it. change your life.
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:44 PM   #10
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like private car service, cash-less, done entirely through an app. try it. change your life.

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Old 07-22-2014, 12:48 PM   #11
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wah wah wah sorry I think free stuff
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:52 PM   #12
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wah wah wah sorry I think free stuff

Free stuff is only nice when it's stuff I actually give a shit about.
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Old 07-22-2014, 04:07 PM   #13
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#taxi + A little money not spent on alcohol...
How ancient civilizations got home without driving drunk.
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Old 07-22-2014, 04:17 PM   #14
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How ancient civilizations got home without driving drunk.


ya, i see no problem with that sentence
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Old 07-22-2014, 04:59 PM   #15
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Buy a car you broke bastard.
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Old 07-22-2014, 05:31 PM   #16
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holy shit man what a gr8 idea. He's going to be drunk, the solution is obviously his lack of an automobile
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Old 07-22-2014, 06:02 PM   #17
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Is figuring out the purpose of this thread seriously tantamount to rocket science for you lot?

I guess uber won't work on my phone. :c I did just download lyft recently and I have like 3 $25 credits.
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Old 07-22-2014, 10:18 PM   #18
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holy shit man what a gr8 idea. He's going to be drunk, the solution is obviously his lack of an automobile



If he had an automobile he could spend his spare time driving to cool places rather than pickling his liver.

Or he could spend his spare time testing how many shots of whiskey it takes until he is inebriated enough to run over old people in his new car.


Either way, those are two new ideas for a pastime he didn't have before.
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wah wah wah sorry I think free stuff

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Old 07-23-2014, 08:36 AM   #20
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