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Old 02-22-2009, 10:44 PM   #1
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I am currently involved in an EPIC spider battle!

Okay, I see a spider running across the wall, a big BLACK bastard in my residence! So I quickly grab the fly spray and spray him.

He starts running hysterically at me so I run outside screaming "**** **** ****!" the bastard has taken refuge behind a curtain and made it his base. I am now armed with only a broom and fly spray and have been tapping the curtain with the broom to get him to come out, if i am successful I will post pictures of his body as a trophy!

I hate spiders okay, and im a girl about it, and i live in Australia so we get the mutant sized ones.

Goodbye GENTS!

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Old 02-22-2009, 10:45 PM   #2
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:45 PM   #3
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:46 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:46 PM   #5
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why did i instantly think this was a Fassa thread?
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:47 PM   #6
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:47 PM   #7
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alallalalah urs pixes is brokened
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:47 PM   #8
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conventional weapons do not work against the spider..
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:48 PM   #9
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:48 PM   #10
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where is the severed head of the defeated adversary?
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:48 PM   #11
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:48 PM   #12
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:48 PM   #13
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squat him with a paper towel??? freakin panzys....
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:49 PM   #14
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:49 PM   #15
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This is intense. I'll bring the popcorn!
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:50 PM   #16
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This thread is amazing.

May I suggest improvised weaponry (such as rolled up newspapers)? I feel as if modified materials will provide more of a deadly force than biological warfare (I.E., the spray).
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:50 PM   #17
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:50 PM   #18
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Okay, I see a spider running across the wall, a big BLACK bastard in my residence! So I quickly grab the fly spray and spray him.

He starts running hysterically at me so I run outside screaming "**** **** ****!" the bastard has taken refuge behind a curtain and made it his base. I am now armed with only a broom and fly spray and have been tapping the curtain with the broom to get him to come out, if i am successful I will post pictures of his body as a trophy!

I hate spiders okay, and im a girl about it, and i live in Australia so we get the mutant sized ones.

Goodbye GENTS!

The TROPHY (a.k.a the spider corpse):
*awaits*

There's your problem. The solution? Entice it with another spider, a superior prototype: http://www.feedback.nl/images/cache...0_fffef1_75.jpg
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:50 PM   #19
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:50 PM   #20
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Jesus **** it's gonna take more than hairspray to destroy that fiend!

Use something harder than a broom, it could easily hide in its wispy tendrils.

Good luck, brave warrior!
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