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Old 02-07-2013, 06:43 PM   #63101
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aw come on man, anything from "how i met your mother" should come with a taste and decency warning EDIT: i assume that's what it's from.

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Old 02-07-2013, 06:45 PM   #63102
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dude you're not helping my point here

One day I may go crazy and decorate my room with your scrotum.
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Old 02-07-2013, 06:50 PM   #63103
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well the joke's on you, because it's not big enough for that.

aw shit.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:03 PM   #63104
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well the joke's on you, because it's not big enough for that.

aw shit.


I think it would be far worse if your scrotum WAS big enough to decorate his room. You'd have to wear special pants, they'd constantly get hit by something, and they'd be a massive target for asshole sacktappers (high school was rough...).
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:43 PM   #63105
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well the joke's on you, because it's not big enough for that.

aw shit.

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Old 02-07-2013, 08:35 PM   #63106
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Reading about John Brennan's confirmation hearing today, I know a lot of people disapprove of the drone program but Code Pink are seriously annoying.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:11 PM   #63107
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I saw some of the confirmation hearing on MSNBC today. Had to change it eventually because it felt like watching C-Span. I still have no what it was about.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:54 AM   #63108
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I think it would be far worse if your scrotum WAS big enough to decorate his room. You'd have to wear special pants,


you mean like mc hammer?

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probably. i have no experience of using a rolling pin on someone's scrotum
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:35 AM   #63109
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:40 AM   #63110
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yeah apparently
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Old 02-16-2013, 08:00 PM   #63111
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And once again Dave kills the thread.

http://themoscownews.com/russia/201...apons-test.html

Apparently stupidity is pretty universal.
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Old 02-16-2013, 08:02 PM   #63112
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Dave's deadlier than Oscar Pistorius.
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Old 02-16-2013, 08:10 PM   #63113
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^ Why still 'rafa out'? He's back.
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Old 02-16-2013, 09:01 PM   #63114
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that's nearly as bad as one of mine. less taste, though.
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Old 02-17-2013, 04:11 AM   #63115
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^ Why still 'rafa out'? He's back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_Ben%C3%ADtez
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:00 AM   #63116
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And once again Dave kills the thread.

http://themoscownews.com/russia/201...apons-test.html

Apparently stupidity is pretty universal.

Oh, this guy... I'm pretty sure that he doesn't take seriously 90% of stuff that he's saying. Actually most Russians don't take him seriously too.

Sad thing though that I still had to vote for that guy during the last parliament's election cause the alternatives were Putin's party, communists party and those guys that won't reach 5% barrier anyway.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:02 AM   #63117
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and those guys that won't reach 5% barrier anyway.
This might change if people vote for them.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:38 AM   #63118
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This might change if people vote for them.

Those guys are not much better, so I've decided not to take chances. Participation in Russian elections is mostly symbolic anyway.

Maybe you've heard about political rallies against the elections spoofing that took place in Russia during the previous winter. Funny fact is that none of the political parties that supposedly lost seats due to the spoofing took part in those rallies. Those guys don't want to win.

Though if there would be a decent political party at the next elections I'll vote for them even if they'll be doomed to fail.
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:52 PM   #63119
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Oh, this guy... I'm pretty sure that he doesn't take seriously 90% of stuff that he's saying. Actually most Russians don't take him seriously too.

Sad thing though that I still had to vote for that guy during the last parliament's election cause the alternatives were Putin's party, communists party and those guys that won't reach 5% barrier anyway.

His quote is being printed as fact in newspapers around the world. The guy is an idiot.
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:27 PM   #63120
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Ahhh had no idea someone else had that nickname lol.
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