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Traditional 5 13.89%
Creative 13 36.11%
Give dat lil brown starfish a smooch 18 50.00%
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:07 PM   #1
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Bla-bla-bla Suggestions for engagement proposal

http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes...*/dp/B001RDONUM

She'll say yes, it's a given I could be dressed in a hot dog outfit and she'd say Yes

So the question is:

Go traditional and simple?
Perhaps creative and flashy?

I'm already grabbing lots of ideas off of da internetz, so I've got a good start at least.
Seems like everything I could think of has seemingly already been done. So being creative and original is gonna be tough. Also, the more vast and intricate an idea or plan, the more that can go wrong........

Ideas? Suggestions?
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:10 PM   #2
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on your dick or in her butt. either way its gonna be interesting

Edit; put the ring on your dick or in her butt obviously
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:12 PM   #3
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Give her little guy a smooch, say something racist, and when she turns around present her the ring.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:15 PM   #4
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Give her little guy a smooch, say something racist, and when she turns around present her the ring.


Was going to say something about eating ass.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:16 PM   #5
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Eighteen ****ing grand for a ring, Jesus Christ. Are you serious?

Also, every kiss begins with Kay. Does that include giving that guy a little smooch?
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:18 PM   #6
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i love when my man asks ultimate-guitar.com how to propose to me
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:19 PM   #7
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White gold, what a surprise
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:22 PM   #8
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White gold, what a surprise

Regular gold is sooooo last millennium

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Eighteen ****ing grand for a ring, Jesus Christ. Are you serious?

Also, every kiss begins with Kay. Does that include giving that guy a little smooch?

It's not 17k. Just MSRP......basically. After a few sales and discounts, down to 13.1k, with 4k upront.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:25 PM   #9
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First congrats and that ring is gorgeous.

pity you can't borrow a military drone and precision strike her front lawn with a package saying "marry me"
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:25 PM   #10
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*gives that little guy a smooch*

"Whoa baby, I found something here"

*pulls ring out of mouth*
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:26 PM   #11
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*gives that little guy a smooch*

"Whoa baby, I found something here"

*pulls ring out of mouth*

This was considered

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First congrats and that ring is gorgeous.

pity you can't borrow a military drone and precision strike her front lawn with a package saying "marry me"

I did "drone" stuff for nearly 6 years.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:29 PM   #12
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:31 PM   #13
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the choice of post icon you chose shows that deep down you knew the answer before you asked.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:33 PM   #14
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Well, it's just the ring so far with a general outline of how I'd like to propose, but ty, Ser Lard

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the choice of post icon you chose shows that deep down you knew the answer before you asked.

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Old 05-05-2015, 09:40 PM   #15
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:41 PM   #16
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:42 PM   #17
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I did "drone" stuff for nearly 6 years.

which is why I suggested it.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:42 PM   #18
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Keeping on the subject of girlfriend's or wives.....
Who here has any experience in purchasing engagement rings? Personal prices ranges, CT size, cut type, etc.
I thought about starting a whole new thread of my own for this, but **** it, haha.

The way I usually approach this situation is to wait till she's asleep and hide the ring in her buttcrack. I usually wake up pretty early so I'll give her some surprise tongue action in there. It'll be pretty dull until she wakes up and cracks a smile, ya know, enjoying herself and all that, I'll stop suddenly and say, "Hey, babe, you'll never guess what I just found with my tongue!"

She'll say yes every time, guaranteed, and when she does, I just give her a little smooch.

Good lick luck with that.
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POV of bdof's face when he's neck deep in buttcrack.

Here's the original shot:

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