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Old 08-06-2014, 01:47 PM   #1
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lets chat about shakira ok

in this thread we will discuss all things shakira. here are a handful of topics to start you all off:

- what is your favourite shakira song?
- when did you discover and inevitably fall in love with shakira?
- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?
- would you hold shakira's hand?

let the discussion commence.
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Old 08-06-2014, 01:48 PM   #2
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Old 08-06-2014, 01:50 PM   #3
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I would hold her hand whenever, wherever.
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Old 08-06-2014, 01:50 PM   #4
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- what is your favourite shakira song?

shakira

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- when did you discover and inevitably fall in love with shakira?

when i was a babby and she emerged from the sea

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- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?

yes

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- would you hold shakira's hand?

yes


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Old 08-06-2014, 01:51 PM   #5
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I've never found her that attractive
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Old 08-06-2014, 01:52 PM   #6
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:01 PM   #7
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She's meh
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:05 PM   #8
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she looks vaguely like my sister so nah.



like if my sister dyed her hair blond, got abs and stayed out of the sun for a bit.
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:07 PM   #9
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:07 PM   #10
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wait what is this video that has almost 300 views in 2 months i still only know her for hips don't lie
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:08 PM   #11
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I'd let her sit on my face because it'd make for a really good epitaph.
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:08 PM   #12
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:09 PM   #13
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wait what is this video that has almost 300 views in 2 months i still only know her for hips don't lie

i'm sorry minterman22 but this song is not a good song

i remember being mesmerized by the butt of the hips don't lie video as a young boy though

now that is a good song
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:10 PM   #14
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:11 PM   #15
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bob my hips don't lie

your hips said this didn't they

one time they told me fear and loathing is a good movie!
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:14 PM   #16
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one time they told me fear and loathing is a good movie!

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Old 08-06-2014, 02:35 PM   #17
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:51 PM   #18
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She's meh

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Old 08-06-2014, 02:54 PM   #19
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Shakira is a goddess among puny mortal beings.



This is the video that made me fall in love with her when I was like 5 years old.

I would gladly chop of one of my balls for a higher chance of having sex with her.

- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?

Yes... every time. always!
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Old 08-06-2014, 02:59 PM   #20
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- do you melt every time she does that voice cracky thing?


everytime she's on my d

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- would you hold shakira's hand?


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