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Old 01-15-2015, 07:19 AM   #1
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Wanted - Sarcastic remarks

I've noticed my internal sarcasm detector has been a bit off lately. I can be sarcastic OK but I'm having trouble interpreting when people actually intend sarcasm. Not sure if spending too much time on the net...

So, Pit, help me recalibrate and churn out whatever withheld, festering, frustrated sarcasm you've got. I can take it. I am a man.

Please no comments about me being autistic because that is probably true and will mean I infer any future comments to that effect as meaning I am NOT autistic (yeah I'm asking for it now, hey?).

Anyway. Go for it.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:28 AM   #2
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Damn, whatever you say bro, I reeally need to stop joking about autism


Sorry (or am I not? Naaahhhh...right? Who knows if I even know...)
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:30 AM   #3
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You are relatively beautiful as a human being, mind_meld
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:32 AM   #4
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yes because I have all the time in the world to help you identify sarcasm.
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Old 01-15-2015, 07:50 AM   #5
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This is such a great thread.
And I really mean that.
I'm super serious, for real.
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Old 01-15-2015, 08:35 AM   #6
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Old 01-15-2015, 11:07 AM   #7
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Yeah, cuz this thread is worth the time of day.








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Old 01-15-2015, 11:09 AM   #8
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Actually, I think the word you're looking for is banter.
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Old 01-15-2015, 11:18 AM   #9
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so you got out of bed today to make a thread on this website about how you can't detect sarcasm?
Seems like you have much to live for. you must have the most interesting life in the world.
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Old 01-15-2015, 11:19 AM   #10
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dude just add to the end of everything and you're golden
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Old 01-15-2015, 11:51 AM   #11
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Wow, we're all using our time very wisely. This was really helpful.
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Old 01-15-2015, 11:58 AM   #12
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Clearly the initial post you made was sarcastic and you actually don't wanna hear anything we have to say.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:34 PM   #13
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dude just add to the end of everything and you're golden



Such an innovative use of memes, kappa.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:37 PM   #14
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I've noticed my internal sarcasm detector has been a bit off lately. I can be sarcastic OK but I'm having trouble interpreting when people actually intend sarcasm.
Meaning this post is serious?

If so you are really good at this, I almost thought you were sarcastic.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:49 PM   #15
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This thread is just golden

Probably thread of the year

Just wow, pit.
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Old 01-15-2015, 01:01 PM   #16
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Old 01-15-2015, 01:21 PM   #17
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Sarcasm is an artform. You must first learn the ways of irony, then you progress onto satire, and then and only then, can you begin to use sarcasm. The trick is to be as demeaning as possible.
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Old 01-15-2015, 02:35 PM   #18
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Sarcasm is an artform. You must first learn the ways of irony, then you progress onto satire, and then and only then, can you begin to use sarcasm. The trick is to be as demeaning as possible.


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Old 01-15-2015, 03:23 PM   #19
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Old 01-15-2015, 03:34 PM   #20
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protip, interpenetrate everything as a sarcasm
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