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Old 04-07-2014, 11:17 PM   #1
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Smile do you have problems?

it happens that i have a lot of experience with problems, and i know quite a few pit bros that also have or have had problems. i'd like to hear about yours and help you out. let your ego go and leave your inhibitions behind; do not hesitate to post whatever is on your mind. if you refuse to post about your problems, you're a pussy

it's time to open up
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:17 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:18 PM   #3
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:19 PM   #4
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normally I would type out some long winded and disorganized post about my madness, but today is going pretty good actually.
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:22 PM   #5
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If I had any problems i'd simply declare; "Problems be GONE!" and they would sink away from me.
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:22 PM   #6
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:22 PM   #7
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posts none of his own problems then calls people pussies for not posting their problems
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:24 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:25 PM   #9
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You got 99 problems and they're all herpes.

You should probably get that checked out.
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:26 PM   #10
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posts none of his own problems then calls people pussies for not posting their problems

if i were to post about my own problems in the OP this thread would be all about me. i'm an experienced thread starter rossenrot, do not question my methods
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:29 PM   #11
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My problem is that i got asked out by a guy i really like..... but i couldn't say YESL
Due to my dad's thoughts on Age Difference and the rule of 'School work comes first' so i cant date him until i finish school
its all good though im still friends with him, and we do still flirt with each other:P
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:32 PM   #12
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if i were to post about my own problems in the OP this thread would be all about me. i'm an experienced thread starter rossenrot, do not question my methods


You're so wrong about that dude. So wrong.
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:39 PM   #13
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I don't feel like getting out of bed but I have so much stuff to do

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Old 04-07-2014, 11:44 PM   #14
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Stop doing drugs and all of your problems will go away, Burgery

jk, drugs = happiness.

I have parent issues. I hate both of them. I'm 18 and I want to move out, but I still have a semester left of high school, so I have to deal with them for a while. They force me to practice their obviously flawed religion even though im a closet agnostic. (if i told them I was they would kick me out before I could say "jesus".)

They hold me back from so many things (not letting me: get my drivers license when I was 16, get a job like every other person, follow my damn passions and hobbies). They never let me play video games or hang out at my friends house's when I was younger, even though I was a good kid and got good grades.(and still am)

they act like im a freaking block of marble ready to be molded. They want me to do things like become an engineer when I am clearly better at writing, debate, music, psychology, liberal arts type stuff. I would rather study Law or Business.

inb4
"at least you're not starving in Somalia" or "they just care about you and don't want you living on the streets".

I understand all that, I just want them to UNDERSTAND ME.
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Old 04-07-2014, 11:47 PM   #15
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My problem is that i got asked out by a guy i really like..... but i couldn't say YESL
Due to my dad's thoughts on Age Difference and the rule of 'School work comes first' so i cant date him until i finish school
its all good though im still friends with him, and we do still flirt with each other:P

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Old 04-07-2014, 11:50 PM   #16
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:03 AM   #17
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You're so wrong about that dude. So wrong.

yeah i know

but i'm in a relatively good mood and i have a whole arsenal of problems to choose from, most of which seem quite distant to me right now. if i was hung up on my own issues i wouldn't have made this thread
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:07 AM   #18
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i would tell you mine but i told a therapist about it a few months ago and he called me psychotic and said i have a delusional disorder.

but really mostly because it would take forever to type out. just some words of advice: be careful who you meet on the internet, and for god's sake don't go after a woman that has a husband. restraining orders and (pseudo?) death threats are bad, m'kay.
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:16 AM   #19
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Not too many problems.

I drink too much, and want more beer but also I need to space out this small amount of money until thursday
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:19 AM   #20
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A few things. I don't have real problems anymore, rather I'm the problem. Here they are


1) I love talking about my problems
2) I wish people would find my past problems as funny as I do. Actually I just wish people could be sincere and laugh problems off without being sarcastic. I can't handle that level of arrogance around me, it alienates me and everyone else even if people don't realize it, especially when exaggerated. Those who can't understand its influence (and insincerity) and really need a thumbs up from peers will cheer it on. There's something truly disgusting to me about saying "I'm going to misrepresent my feelings and thoughts and I'm going to let you know that I am". Take this for example:

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Yeah.

3) I'm not self-reliant
4) I can't find much to live for. It's not depression, I legitimately can't think of much that excites or appeals to me. I just sorta am for the time being, not for any reason.
5) I have the self-perception and awareness to know the answer to all these problems without fully understanding how you solve the problem.
6) I need a drink, like, all the time and I don't have one
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