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Old 02-01-2008, 04:50 PM   #61
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Everyone knows Abraham Lincoln would play drums.

And I'm not even American.

Andrew Jackson was weird, wasn't he? He could play electric bassoon.
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Old 02-01-2008, 04:58 PM   #62
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That's stretching it, call Chuck Norris and he'll be dead in 2 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants....

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.


I could go on forever....
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:09 PM   #63
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants....

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.


I could go on forever....

So can I,

when Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he just breathes over Nebraska

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, the only element he knows is the element of suprise

There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer, he is always in control
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:18 PM   #64
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:23 PM   #65
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:24 PM   #66
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:29 PM   #67
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... and he can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:33 PM   #68
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:35 PM   #69
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:37 PM   #70
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Old 02-01-2008, 06:12 PM   #71
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Two cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Chuck Norris remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:47 PM   #72
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Who is this Chuck guy??
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:14 PM   #73
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They say the grass is always greener on the other side. That is true, except for the places where Chuck Norris has been. There, the grass is only stained with blood and tears.
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:35 AM   #74
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Who is this Chuck guy??

No one questions him, run while you have the chance
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:17 AM   #75
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:13 PM   #76
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1st rule about Chuck Norris: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

=O You just did
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Old 02-02-2008, 04:10 PM   #77
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When he jumps into a lake, he doesnt get wet... the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:31 PM   #78
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:52 PM   #79
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:15 PM   #80
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