05-19-2008, 01:31 PM
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The Awards Ceremony
And now, the results you have all been waiting for...
The awards ceremony of the 2nd annual Apollos! Tonight's awards are hosted by none other than Keith Jarrett:  Let's just hope he doesn't sing. Upsets, shockers, and wonderfully embarrassing acceptance speeches await. So grab a drink, walk down the red carpet, and settle down into one of the available cushy, overstuffed armchairs as we present... THE RESULTS! The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award(Most intelligent) Bangoodcharlote The "Popped Collar" Award(Sexiest) Elvenkindje The Vanity Award(Best Avatar) GuitarMunky The Augmented Award(Most Jazz-educated) Nick_ The "Fonz" Award(Coolest username) :-D The "Oh My God Get This Thing Off Me!!" Award(Most ridiculous username) :-D (Congrats, smiley, for the most ridiculously cool name!) The "Good Samaritan" Award(Most Helpful) Bangoodcharlote The "Rest In Real Life" Award(Best Past MT Mod) Elvenkindje The "Blitzkrieg" Award(Least patient) Archeo_Avis The "Tweed Jacket" Award(Most Likely to become a mod) Bangoodcharlote The Leatherface Award(Most likely to kill a man) z4twenny The "Rated G for General" Award (least offensive) bluesrocker101 The "Pied Piper of Sexual Uncertainty" Award(Most likely to end up playing flute for a living) Kirbyrocknroll The "Casualty01" Award (Most profane) Casualty01 The "A.C. Slater" Award(Most likely to get banned/warned in this thread) confusius The "Uncredible Hulk" Award(Least Theoretical) Ordinary The "Jeeves the Butler" Award (Most under-appreciated user) edg The "Beatles/Stones" Award (Best MT Rivalry.) Bangoodcharlote vs. GuitarMunky (Note: almost every nomination involved GuitarMunky vs. someone!) The "So THAT's what Modes Are!" Award (Best n00b) Corwinoid ......? The "Rusty Cooley" Award (Most Knowledgeable Advanced Techniques Poster) Freepower Time to go home, now. Security is removing the last of the hysterical losers, and Jarrett started singing again. The winners will be off to their victory parties. For the rest of you, we have some extra copies of Glassworks and The Oxford Companion to Music.
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05-19-2008, 01:43 PM
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UG's resident Psychopath
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WOO HOO!!!!! second year in a row.
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05-19-2008, 01:52 PM
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05-19-2008, 02:00 PM
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I play guitar n stuff
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 It's an honor Last edited by GuitarMunky : 05-19-2008 at 02:03 PM. |
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05-19-2008, 02:59 PM
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Wow, I didn't think I'd get both of those. Cool.
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05-19-2008, 03:22 PM
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I plan on rolling in as a serious challenger for the jazz award next time around.
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05-19-2008, 03:28 PM
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Psh, whats this with bangoodcharlote winning all these awards. I think its cause shes a girl. I challenge all of the awards with her name!!!
Just kidding, but seriously, that was unexpected for her to take all of those 
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05-19-2008, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Hahahaha oh man I just actually read the whole first post.
Oh man....Keith Jarret jokes are always hilarious no matter what. hahahahaha |
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05-19-2008, 04:09 PM
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05-19-2008, 04:13 PM
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 Everyone thinks I'm a spammer.
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05-19-2008, 04:20 PM
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UG's resident Psychopath
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^ STOP SPAMMING ALL THESE THREADS JEEZ!!!!
just kidding man 
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05-19-2008, 04:23 PM
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UG Nerd
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Not living up to your leather face award are you?
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05-19-2008, 05:11 PM
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05-19-2008, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I for one voted Corwin for best noob. We all know justin fraser did....
I voted Archeo Avis for most likely to kill a man (sorry Z). I don't know why i think this, but Archeo, do you own a crossbow? edit - also, a disjustice has occurred.... how in the world did Stash Jam not win best avatar? You need to post more Stashy. double edit - i see i wasn't the only one who thought Cas had to win his own award. Last edited by branny1982 : 05-19-2008 at 05:28 PM. |
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05-19-2008, 05:26 PM
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Black Mamba
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Thank you guys for voting for me!
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05-19-2008, 06:02 PM
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Wankers
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05-19-2008, 06:44 PM
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UG's resident Psychopath
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: there ain't no doubt in my mind, i'm gonna stomp all over your test of time.
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i will not tolerate such blasphemies. there will be cheesegraters, oh yes, cheesegraters.
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41 songs in my profile, click "view all mp3's" all sorts of variety Check out my new Industrial side project Penis Christ http://artists.ultimate-guitar.com/penischrist/ Cover of the NIN classic Head like a hole. |
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05-19-2008, 07:22 PM
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Harvard Dictionary of Music > Oxford Companion to Music |
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05-19-2008, 07:26 PM
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Danny
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How the hell did Mark not win best avatar?!
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05-19-2008, 07:38 PM
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I play guitar n stuff
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