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Old 05-19-2008, 01:31 PM   #1
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The Awards Ceremony

And now, the results you have all been waiting for...

The awards ceremony of the 2nd annual Apollos!

Tonight's awards are hosted by none other than Keith Jarrett:



Let's just hope he doesn't sing.


Upsets, shockers, and wonderfully embarrassing acceptance speeches await. So grab a drink, walk down the red carpet, and settle down into one of the available cushy, overstuffed armchairs as we present... THE RESULTS!


The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award(Most intelligent)
Bangoodcharlote

The "Popped Collar" Award(Sexiest)
Elvenkindje

The Vanity Award(Best Avatar)
GuitarMunky

The Augmented Award(Most Jazz-educated)
Nick_

The "Fonz" Award(Coolest username)
:-D

The "Oh My God Get This Thing Off Me!!" Award(Most ridiculous username)
:-D (Congrats, smiley, for the most ridiculously cool name!)

The "Good Samaritan" Award(Most Helpful)
Bangoodcharlote

The "Rest In Real Life" Award(Best Past MT Mod)
Elvenkindje

The "Blitzkrieg" Award(Least patient)
Archeo_Avis

The "Tweed Jacket" Award(Most Likely to become a mod)
Bangoodcharlote

The Leatherface Award(Most likely to kill a man)
z4twenny

The "Rated G for General" Award (least offensive)
bluesrocker101

The "Pied Piper of Sexual Uncertainty" Award(Most likely to end up playing flute for a living)
Kirbyrocknroll

The "Casualty01" Award (Most profane)
Casualty01

The "A.C. Slater" Award(Most likely to get banned/warned in this thread)
confusius

The "Uncredible Hulk" Award(Least Theoretical)
Ordinary

The "Jeeves the Butler" Award (Most under-appreciated user)
edg

The "Beatles/Stones" Award (Best MT Rivalry.)
Bangoodcharlote vs. GuitarMunky (Note: almost every nomination involved GuitarMunky vs. someone!)

The "So THAT's what Modes Are!" Award (Best n00b)
Corwinoid ......?

The "Rusty Cooley" Award (Most Knowledgeable Advanced Techniques Poster)
Freepower


Time to go home, now. Security is removing the last of the hysterical losers, and Jarrett started singing again. The winners will be off to their victory parties. For the rest of you, we have some extra copies of Glassworks and The Oxford Companion to Music.
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Old 05-19-2008, 01:43 PM   #2
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Old 05-19-2008, 01:52 PM   #3
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Old 05-19-2008, 02:00 PM   #4
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The Vanity Award(Best Avatar)
GuitarMunky

The "Beatles/Stones" Award (Best MT Rivalry.)
Bangoodcharlote vs. GuitarMunky (Note: almost every nomination involved GuitarMunky vs. someone!)






It's an honor

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Old 05-19-2008, 02:59 PM   #5
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Wow, I didn't think I'd get both of those. Cool.
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:22 PM   #6
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I plan on rolling in as a serious challenger for the jazz award next time around.
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:28 PM   #7
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Psh, whats this with bangoodcharlote winning all these awards. I think its cause shes a girl. I challenge all of the awards with her name!!!

Just kidding, but seriously, that was unexpected for her to take all of those
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:30 PM   #8
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Hahahaha oh man I just actually read the whole first post.

Oh man....Keith Jarret jokes are always hilarious no matter what. hahahahaha
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:09 PM   #9
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I'd like to thank Satan...and Xenu.

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Corwinoid ......?

Que?
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:13 PM   #10
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:20 PM   #11
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^ STOP SPAMMING ALL THESE THREADS JEEZ!!!!

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Old 05-19-2008, 04:23 PM   #12
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:11 PM   #13
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The winners will be off to their victory parties. For the rest of you, we have some extra copies of Glassworks and The Oxford Companion to Music.



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Old 05-19-2008, 05:26 PM   #14
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I for one voted Corwin for best noob. We all know justin fraser did....

I voted Archeo Avis for most likely to kill a man (sorry Z). I don't know why i think this, but Archeo, do you own a crossbow?


edit - also, a disjustice has occurred.... how in the world did Stash Jam not win best avatar?

You need to post more Stashy.

double edit - i see i wasn't the only one who thought Cas had to win his own award.
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:26 PM   #15
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Old 05-19-2008, 06:02 PM   #16
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Old 05-19-2008, 06:44 PM   #17
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:22 PM   #18
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we have some extra copies of Glassworks and The Oxford Companion to Music.



Harvard Dictionary of Music > Oxford Companion to Music
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:26 PM   #19
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edit - also, a disjustice has occurred.... how in the world did Stash Jam not win best avatar?


How the hell did Mark not win best avatar?!
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cause people liked mine better !
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