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Old 02-25-2015, 09:24 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Ultimate- Lazy AS FUK .com

I cant be the only one noticing this. The Internet has been swooped up in the heavy arms of the Sloth. Everywhere you look you see 4 words MAX on posts. Its laziness like a contagion; fattening the fingers of the well-to-do. Nowhere is safe from indifferent ingrates conserving calories, as if mashing auto-typed words pre-thought out for them, hovering above their phone keys was their only option from their fat pads,

afraid to type out boss movements, driving walls of text, change-the-game signatures - simply remaining complacent, OD'd tf out on soma.
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:25 PM   #2
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:25 PM   #3
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:26 PM   #4
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:28 PM   #5
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:29 PM   #6
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:40 PM   #7
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:42 PM   #8
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:44 PM   #9
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I read it, I just don't care.
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:44 PM   #10
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:45 PM   #11
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:46 PM   #12
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:48 PM   #13
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:49 PM   #14
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:19 PM   #15
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:21 PM   #16
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afraid to type out boss movements, driving walls of text, change-the-game signatures - simply remaining complacent, OD'd tf out on soma.

This reads like the lyrics from some underground rap act.
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:22 PM   #17
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Bitch I wrote a thousand-word post on why I like cheese. If I want to make a lazy two-word post, I'm making it.
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:33 PM   #18
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Brevitys the soul of wit,
one chance, one shot, one opportunity to spit


EDIT: nahhhh FK that old shit.


i like cheese too
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:39 PM   #19
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Gone are the days of ali.guitarkid7, Banjocal, Incognito, and other dorks (such as I) who are dorky about some lame shit like feminism or racism. I'll find us a new argument topic so we can post too long about some shit.

Also, go talk to gonzaw about anything trivial, and he'll type enough for all of us. That or the film thread.
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:42 PM   #20
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Also, go talk to gonzaw about anything trivial, and he'll type enough for all of us. That or the film thread.


lol saw his post in the religion thread and thought: we need him in here





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all posts here must be ~200 words long, whether discourses/tangents/elaborations/etc. (or I will be forced to report you)





It's time you get off your fat ass, Pit. *wiggles fingers violently*





v *Rep'd*. See you in hell, Thrashtastic15.
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