07-17-2008, 06:45 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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You players should stop the playing of all those cliche penisinvagina songs and play some jazz chordmelodies! If the girl is a woman, you get more than into her pants (L)
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07-17-2008, 07:47 AM
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UG Monkey
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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Didnt Work So Im Bitter As Fuccck
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07-17-2008, 07:58 AM
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UG Monkey
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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Ok, good, I still know how to play it but I always want mah girls to listen to jazz so I should start the brainwashing from the start instead of donking off with cheesy songs so they expect those forever from me.
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07-17-2008, 09:39 AM
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Doesn't actually skate.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Tasmania, Australia.
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Moondance? Jazz and a good one I reckon.
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07-17-2008, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I tried Add it Up by the Violent Femmes. It didn't work.
Next time I'll try Lay Lady Lay by Bob Dylan. And why would I want to get "more than in her pants"? Been there and it aint worth it. The next girl I fall for will already be a fan of good music. It's a prerequisite. If she isn't she's gone before breakfast. |
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07-17-2008, 09:50 AM
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Always tripping
Join Date: Jun 2004
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True that. It's always been a rule of mine.
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07-17-2008, 10:06 AM
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Doesn't actually skate.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Tasmania, Australia.
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Mine too.
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07-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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UG's Cannons King
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: USA
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You should show her your photo album   I would want a girl I fall for to have at least similar music tastes to me, but it doesn't really matter much to me, as long as she's spread (Last Caress reference ) But really though, it doesn't matter much to me, as long as she's an interesting person and nice to be around  |
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07-17-2008, 01:19 PM
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UG's resident Psychopath
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: there ain't no doubt in my mind, i'm gonna stomp all over your test of time.
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not me, that excludes too many chicks.
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07-17-2008, 01:25 PM
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Always tripping
Join Date: Jun 2004
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It doesn't mean I wont slaughter and rape a chick that I know didn't like music. I just won't date one that doesn't. That's one of my few rules: 1. Must be a fan of music. 2. Must be cute. 3. Must be intelligent. ...probably why I'm single
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07-17-2008, 01:29 PM
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Acta est fabula
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: The doggy wee-wee has blinded me.
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Such a specimen of wondrous beaut exists? 
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07-17-2008, 01:30 PM
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Always tripping
Join Date: Jun 2004
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^My exes. You can have them, lol.
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07-17-2008, 01:34 PM
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Black Mamba
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: USA
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07-17-2008, 01:38 PM
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Always tripping
Join Date: Jun 2004
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^
 Prove it.
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07-17-2008, 01:45 PM
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Black Mamba
Join Date: Jun 2003
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07-17-2008, 01:49 PM
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Sapping your sentry.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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IRL, you can only get pick 2. I don't mind girls who don't have deep interests in music, as long as they don't mind me blaring Necrophagist 
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07-17-2008, 02:27 PM
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UG's resident Psychopath
Join Date: Nov 2005
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you should know by now that you don't count. in order of importance: 1) must be weird 2) must be smarter than a box of rocks 3) must be 3 beers or fewer on the beer scale 4) minimal amounts of psychosis and baggage
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07-17-2008, 02:30 PM
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Acta est fabula
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: The doggy wee-wee has blinded me.
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I shall be requiring proof of point #2.
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