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Old 07-17-2008, 06:45 AM   #41
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You players should stop the playing of all those cliche penisinvagina songs and play some jazz chordmelodies! If the girl is a woman, you get more than into her pants (L)
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:39 AM   #42
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Elven plays them tears in Heaven.

works every time he says.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:47 AM   #43
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Didnt Work So Im Bitter As Fuccck

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Old 07-17-2008, 07:53 AM   #44
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If you edit your post i wont tell anybody.

It always works elven
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:58 AM   #45
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Ok, good, I still know how to play it but I always want mah girls to listen to jazz so I should start the brainwashing from the start instead of donking off with cheesy songs so they expect those forever from me.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:39 AM   #46
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Moondance? Jazz and a good one I reckon.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:45 AM   #47
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I tried Add it Up by the Violent Femmes. It didn't work.

Next time I'll try Lay Lady Lay by Bob Dylan.

And why would I want to get "more than in her pants"? Been there and it aint worth it. The next girl I fall for will already be a fan of good music. It's a prerequisite. If she isn't she's gone before breakfast.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:50 AM   #48
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I tried Add it Up by the Violent Femmes. It didn't work.

Next time I'll try Lay Lady Lay by Bob Dylan.

And why would I want to get "more than in her pants"? Been there and it aint worth it. The next girl I fall for will already be a fan of good music. It's a prerequisite. If she isn't she's gone before breakfast.

True that. It's always been a rule of mine.
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:06 AM   #49
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True that. It's always been a rule of mine.

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Old 07-17-2008, 12:24 PM   #50
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Didnt Work So Im Bitter As Fuccck


You should show her your photo album

I would want a girl I fall for to have at least similar music tastes to me, but it doesn't really matter much to me, as long as she's spread (Last Caress reference ) But really though, it doesn't matter much to me, as long as she's an interesting person and nice to be around
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:19 PM   #51
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True that. It's always been a rule of mine.


not me, that excludes too many chicks.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:25 PM   #52
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not me, that excludes too many chicks.

It doesn't mean I wont slaughter and rape a chick that I know didn't like music. I just won't date one that doesn't.

That's one of my few rules:
1. Must be a fan of music.
2. Must be cute.
3. Must be intelligent.


...probably why I'm single
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:29 PM   #53
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That's one of my few rules:
1. Must be a fan of music.
2. Must be cute.
3. Must be intelligent.


Such a specimen of wondrous beaut exists?
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:38 PM   #56
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:49 PM   #58
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It doesn't mean I wont slaughter and rape a chick that I know didn't like music. I just won't date one that doesn't.

That's one of my few rules:
1. Must be a fan of music.
2. Must be cute.
3. Must be intelligent.


...probably why I'm single

IRL, you can only get pick 2. I don't mind girls who don't have deep interests in music, as long as they don't mind me blaring Necrophagist
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Um...hello!

you should know by now that you don't count.

in order of importance:

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3) must be 3 beers or fewer on the beer scale
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I shall be requiring proof of point #2.
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