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Old 07-04-2014, 03:23 PM   #1
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I think I just pooped a fly!

I'll spare you the gory details but I've just been for a poop and as I was wiping, I noticed a fly in amongst my poop as I was examining the toilet paper.

My first thought was that I must have swallowed it but then there's no way it would have survived the descent through my digestive system right?!

How is this possible?
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:23 PM   #2
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:24 PM   #3
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:25 PM   #4
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:26 PM   #5
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Maybe it was on the toilet paper.
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:30 PM   #6
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:35 PM   #7
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probably crawled up into your ass while you were asleep and died

mightve laid eggs, i would have if i were a bug
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:36 PM   #8
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My first thought was that I must have swallowed it but then there's no way it would have survived the descent through my digestive system right?!
Logically, you already know the answer to that. It would have burned up inside your stomach acid.

Why bother asking? What a poopy thread.
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:36 PM   #9
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:37 PM   #10
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Old 07-04-2014, 03:53 PM   #11
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:04 PM   #12
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I ate half a watermelon the other day for dinner and then when I took a dump it was all red with watermelon seeds urr where, it was fantastic.
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:16 PM   #13
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:18 PM   #14
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I ate half a watermelon the other day for dinner and then when I took a dump it was all red with watermelon seeds urr where, it was fantastic.


That just sounds like your digestive system doesn't work.
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:25 PM   #15
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:42 PM   #16
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:45 PM   #17
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probably crawled up into your ass while you were asleep and died

mightve laid eggs, i would have if i were a bug


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That just sounds like your digestive system doesn't work.

Well I think all I ate the day prior was oatmeal and watermelon so I'm not too concerned about it.
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Old 07-04-2014, 05:26 PM   #20
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Maybe the fly was buzzing about behind you then when you went to wipe your bottom you pushed the fly into on to your bottom and wiped it on.

Probably the weirdeist thread ive commented on.
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