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Living Room 25 3.73%
Your own room 448 66.87%
Kitchen 19 2.84%
Parents room 6 0.90%
Restroom 104 15.52%
Sibiling's room 12 1.79%
Friends house 9 1.34%
School 47 7.01%
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:58 PM   #1
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Where do you Masturbate the most
So pit where do you masturbate the most. Mine would be my bathroom.
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:59 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:59 PM   #3
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Old 10-05-2008, 02:59 PM   #4
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Whats up with UG and discussing jacking off?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:00 PM   #5
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:00 PM   #6
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Has The Pit ever gone a day without a new masturbation based thread?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:00 PM   #7
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Whats up with UG and discussing jacking off?

Maybe they jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:00 PM   #8
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:00 PM   #9
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:01 PM   #10
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While posting on this forum. You see, whenever I go anywhere near this place, I get an erection of otherworldly proportions, and I can't just let it down. Well, technically, I am, but in a good way.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:02 PM   #11
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Maybe they jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?


Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking of someone jacking off...?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #12
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Damn I "accidentally" put Kitchen.

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Old 10-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #13
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #14
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Wow... seriously stop fapping and find urself a pussy...
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #15
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Do you really want to know where i masturbate the most...?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:05 PM   #16
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:06 PM   #17
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Into your packed lunch.



Wait, that's not mayonnaise...
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:06 PM   #18
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:06 PM   #19
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:07 PM   #20
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