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View Poll Results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room 25 3.73%
Your own room 448 66.87%
******* 19 2.84%
Parents room 6 0.90%
Restroom 104 15.52%
Sibiling's room 12 1.79%
Friends house 9 1.34%
School 47 7.01%
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:08 PM   #21
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Maybe they jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?

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Old 10-05-2008, 03:08 PM   #22
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get a laptop!

They need to make a laptop with a hole through it for your penis so you can jack off but still rest it on your lap
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:10 PM   #23
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:12 PM   #24
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Why the hell do you care?!



so when he finds out where you live, he knows where to look.
to fulfill his odd sexual needs..





to let you know..
in my room
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:13 PM   #25
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the computer is in my sister's room. so sibling's. she moved out years ago though. lol
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:13 PM   #26
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:16 PM   #27
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the computer is in my sister's room. so sibling's. she moved out years ago though. lol


CLIFFORD.

We keep these kind of things private.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:17 PM   #28
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:17 PM   #29
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:17 PM   #30
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CLIFFORD.

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i have no shame.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:19 PM   #31
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Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:21 PM   #32
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Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?

This is the pit...
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:21 PM   #33
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Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?


In a sticky mess on TS' tracksuit bottoms.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:22 PM   #34
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Where's the, "I don't masturbate" option?


*Puts hand over mouth*

Pfft.

Pffffffft.

Everyone point and laugh.

We have a gay one here. One gay, right here.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:23 PM   #35
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my computers in my ******* so... :O
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:23 PM   #36
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into a woman thats where.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:23 PM   #37
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i have no shame.




You've brought it upon everyone with your smut!
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:26 PM   #38
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Maybe we jack off to the thought of another guy jacking off?

Fixed.

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Old 10-05-2008, 03:27 PM   #39
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:30 PM   #40
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3 quotes in a row.

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