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View Poll Results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room 25 3.73%
Your own room 448 66.87%
******* 19 2.84%
Parents room 6 0.90%
Restroom 104 15.52%
Sibiling's room 12 1.79%
Friends house 9 1.34%
School 47 7.01%
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:30 PM   #41
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Bathroom, shower.

Because then I won't have to care about the mess.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:32 PM   #42
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Bathroom only place with a lock.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:35 PM   #43
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:35 PM   #44
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The living room doesn't get enough love...
Seriously, if you have a huge ass tv and a counfy couch its the best.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:36 PM   #45
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:37 PM   #46
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What about the love for the Parent's room. Does nobody like the thrill of doing it in there.






I don't.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:38 PM   #47
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:40 PM   #48
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The living room doesn't get enough love...
Seriously, if you have a huge ass tv and a counfy couch its the best.


But my sofa is leather. Have you ever tried removing your naked self from a leather surface while all hot and sweaty?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:40 PM   #49
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Nice touch, making the poll public.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:40 PM   #50
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You see, there's these really tall trees in my area where people go walking at night.

There have been complaints about "pigeon poop." I'm so glad it gets nice and dark around here.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:46 PM   #51
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Seven votes for school?
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:48 PM   #52
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:48 PM   #53
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Oh would you look at that, the poll is public.

CrabSoldier X, GmacD, Gods Waffle, Gsaws, im_hungry, LaT3raluS, leweh, and Megavanseelamb all wank at school.
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Old 10-05-2008, 03:57 PM   #54
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Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking of someone jacking off...?


Or they jack off to the thought of themselves thinking about someone thinking about someone thinking about a thread on UG that stimulates thinking about other guys jacking off?
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:01 PM   #55
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In my parents room with nobody around. But the blood gets everywhere.
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:07 PM   #56
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Wait blood?......




:O
Do you cum blood?
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:09 PM   #57
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They need to make a laptop with a hole through it for your penis so you can jack off but still rest it on your lap



It's called a FAPTOP!! Someone photoshop a pic and put it up lol
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:10 PM   #58
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Whenever I walk into the *******...I just can't help myself...
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:11 PM   #59
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Location: Mostly in my mind, sometimes I take a step into the real world... Its scary out there though *hides under blanket*, when i'm not there, i'm out being a Professional Bohemian.
Shower, removable showerhead ftw.
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Old 10-05-2008, 04:11 PM   #60
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Shower, removable showerhead ftw.



lol I HEARD THAT!!
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