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View Poll Results: Where do you Masturbate the most?
Living Room 25 3.73%
Your own room 448 66.87%
******* 19 2.84%
Parents room 6 0.90%
Restroom 104 15.52%
Sibiling's room 12 1.79%
Friends house 9 1.34%
School 47 7.01%
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:15 PM   #81
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:30 PM   #82
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:33 PM   #83
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:39 PM   #84
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:41 PM   #85
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Bathroom shower...Its the only place where i can actauly do it...Unless there gone...then in front of the computer
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:43 PM   #86
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Living room. I do tend to make a mess
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:49 PM   #87
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Old 10-05-2008, 05:57 PM   #88
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if you can't jack off in school, what's the ****ing point of going there?
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:00 PM   #89
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:13 PM   #90
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So pit where do you masturbate the most. Mine would be my bathroom.


So why didn't you put that in the options

My shower or in my room then into the toilet.
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:20 PM   #91
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Old 10-05-2008, 06:23 PM   #92
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:59 AM   #93
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finished off a good beatin' just now. 'twas great.

....wait. i always get all weepy afterwards
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:01 AM   #94
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I don't masturbate. Nor do i plan to, until im 18.
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:02 AM   #95
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In my bed before I go to sleep or in the shower if I dont feel like dealing with the mess
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:02 AM   #96
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:03 AM   #97
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The fact that you or anyone else cares where i jack off worries me and corrodes my faith in humanity.
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:20 AM   #98
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:30 AM   #99
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Naah, prefer real-time ****ing
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:39 AM   #100
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I generally do it in this way that I'm sure TS has never heard of. It's generally in a bed, and instead of my hand I use a woman's vagina.
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