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Old 10-09-2008, 09:52 AM   #1
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Ejaculation Through Hypnotism.

Searchbar came up with nothing (pun intended)

That's right, you read that title correct. I've tried an mp3 the other day by Isabella Valentine which makes you cum without even touching yourself. Surprisingly it worked! It's one of the most bizarre experiences I've ever had. She uses the word "jackpot" at the end of the recording to make you cum. I thought it would be something great to share with Pit Monkeys

If anyone wants to try google "No Hands Rapidshare"

Also, has anyone else tried this before? Care to share experiences or opinions about hypnotism in general?



No Requests For PM Please.

Jackpot: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=e...le+Search&meta=

Jackpot 2: http://rs.4chan.org/?s=jackpot+2

^3rd link on both. Now stop asking for PM please.


THE LINK IS ABOVE. STOP ASKING FOR PM.**




** asking PM may result in severe rape.

Noob Guide
- Click the link
- This will take you to a google search. THIRD link down
- You will now be on Rapidshare. Click free user
- wait for download
- download now
- Either open it from where you saved or transfer to device.
- listen to this while laying down in silence!
- Report your findings to me
- Serve me as your new god.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:53 AM   #2
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Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:55 AM   #3
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This sounds... interesting.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:55 AM   #4
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I might try that, although probably not while I'm still wearing my trousers.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:56 AM   #5
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So do you end up with jizz everywhere?

Think I'll stick to women and porn.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:56 AM   #6
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Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.


It can...

>.>

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Old 10-09-2008, 09:56 AM   #7
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I have two jackpot mp3s. I tried one once, but I wasnt paying full attention. It didnt work.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:57 AM   #8
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It'll be like iDoser, I expect.

I'm up for trying it, but I don't have high hopes.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:57 AM   #9
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I should try that. I'll download the mp3, put it on my iPod, and listen to it on the bus, on my way to school.
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:57 AM   #10
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So do you end up with jizz everywhere?

Think I'll stick to women and porn.


It's more like a lot of pre-cum. No masses of white gloop

But with enough listens you can achieve full ejaculation.

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I should try that. I'll download the mp3, put it on my iPod, and listen to it on the bus, on my way to school.


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Old 10-09-2008, 09:58 AM   #11
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I wonder if this thing will end up like a Rick Roll'd sorta thing, but messier
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It can...

>.>

<.<

It sure can.

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Old 10-09-2008, 10:00 AM   #13
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Old 10-09-2008, 10:00 AM   #14
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Wait..if you only cum pre-cum sort of stuff, how good is the orgasm you get from it?
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Wait..if you only cum pre-cum sort of stuff, how good is the orgasm you get from it?


Better than anything I've ever had from fapping that's for sure.
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Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

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Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

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Second link on google.
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Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

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PM with linky? I'll PM anyone else too
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Old 10-09-2008, 10:06 AM   #19
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I tried it twice.
Didn't work.
Got a GIGANTIC BONER, but still, nothing
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Old 10-09-2008, 10:07 AM   #20
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