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Mike Portnoy: 'I Feel The Ghost Of Keith Moon & John Bonham In Everything I Do'

artist: mike portnoy date: 08/20/2010 category: interviews
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Mike Portnoy: 'I Feel The Ghost Of Keith Moon & John Bonham In Everything I Do'

As Mike Portnoy describes it, he has a "musical thirst" that constantly needs quenching. He has done everything from cover band projects with Paul Gilbert doing Beatles, Rush, Who and Zeppelin songs and maximum prog rock with Transatlantic, to playing thrash music with Hail! On December 28, 2009, Avenged Sevenfold drummer James "The Rev" Sullivan was found dead in his home and with a new Avenged album already underway, the Dream Theater drummer was given the call. Of course it wasn’t a gig that he was actively seeking out but when he received the call, it all made perfect sense. Sullivan was a longtime fan of Portnoy and had repeatedly trumpeted his admiration for Mike’s chops and style.

Several months ago, Portnoy entered the studio with Avenged Sevenfold and producer Mike Elizondo and on July 27 the culmination of this sort of shotgun relationship will be revealed with the release of Nightmare. This was a strange and sensitive situation to be sure: The Rev was a major part of Avenged’s sound and direction and replacing him would not be easy. Mike was contacted and instantly jumped at the opportunity. If the album’s title track is any indication [the only music available at the time of this writing], this fifth studio album by Avenged Sevenfold represents yet another forward leap for these metal/rock purveyors.

Portnoy had just completed a soundcheck in Columbus, Ohio with his own Dream Theater band when he talked about the Avenged album. The prog masters were out on tour with Iron Maiden and the drummer had a few minutes before curtain time.

"I’m ready to rock," he announced about opening for Maiden and it was here our conversation began.

UG: Touring with Iron Maiden must be pretty special for you. You’ve been a longtime Maiden fan and covered “To Tame a Land” on the special edition of Black Clouds & Silver Linings.

Mike Portnoy: It’s definitely an amazing experience because they are one of our childhood heroes. When we formed this band 25 years ago, they were one of the role models for the Dream Theater sound. I would say when we formed the band it was kind of like we wanted to be a cross between Iron Maiden and Rush. They were kind of a big part of the blueprint of the original sound for this band from the beginning. At this point in our career, there are very few bands that we would still open for but they truly one of ‘em.

What was it about Maiden’s music that so attracted you? Were Dream Theater going to come out of the gates as a two-guitar metal band?

When we formed the band in 1985, our two loves were progressive rock with bands like Rush, Yes, and Genesis and the other side of the coin was heavy metal. And at that stage around 1985, it was Priest, Maiden, Sabbath, and Metallica was just starting to come out. But Maiden had a little bit of both elements and I think that’s what appealed to us. They were a metal band but out of the metal bands at that time, they were doing longer songs and instrumental arrangements. You had stuff like “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” and “Power Slave” so that kind of progressive edge to what was popular metal in the mid-eighties is what appealed to us.

What about the precursors to those bands? This isn’t a direct line but were you moved by the English blues groups like Cream, Fleetwood Mac, and the Yardbirds? Hendrix?

Well, everyone in this band has different backgrounds and different musical tastes. My taste is very broad and I’m definitely a bit of a musical historian. By the time I was a teenager, I had a record collection of like 500 records and I grew up on a lot of that classic rock. So for me personally, the English classic rock scene like the bands you mentioned – Cream and Zeppelin and all that stuff – was huge for me but I can’t necessarily say it was for the other guys in the band.

As a drummer were you picking up on what John Bonham, Ginger Baker and Keith Moon were playing?

My early classic rock heroes, the big three, were Keith Moon, John Bonham, and Ringo Starr; those were the big three. But then there was also Ginger Baker, Mitch Mitchell, and John Densmore and all of that late ‘60s, early ‘70s stuff was a huge, huge part of me developing as a musician. And then later on in the mid-70s came progressive rock and then in the ‘80s came more metal but it all began for me in the classic rock world of the ‘60s and ‘70s.

"I would say when we formed the band it was kind of like we wanted to be a cross between Iron Maiden and Rush."

You were able to learn about playing drums from Ringo Starr?

Ringo is the guy. I mean the Beatles are literally my favorite band of all time. They were from the minute I was born until here at the age of 43. The Who and Zeppelin were also up there but really at the end of the day the Beatles are it for me. Number one.

Have you had a chance to meet any of your drummer heroes? A lot of them are gone now – Keith Moon, John Bonham, Mitch Mitchell and some others – but what about the guys who are still around? Ringo?

Those are the heroes that really intimidate me. Through our career I’ve gotten to meet almost anybody I’ve ever wanted to meet and the people that are in the Maidens and the Priests and the Sabbaths and the Metallicas of the world, they’re kind of like more my generations. But once you get to that ‘60s era – the Stones, Zeppelin, the Beatles, the Who, Pink Floyd – those are the upper echelon of heroes that are on a whole other level. The only ones that I’ve met from that group, I have met Ringo. We did several shows with Jimmy Page and Robert Plant back in the ‘90s and I’ve met Jimmy Page many times since then. And then also Roger Waters and Nick Mason; I’m also a huge Pink Floyd fan. They were a big one for me as well.

When you’re playing with Dream Theater or the new music with Avenged Sevenfold, are there ever moments when you might remember a John Bonham fill or something the Who did and it will trigger something specific in your playing? Do you do that at all?

It never doesn’t do that; I mean every moment of my life [laughs.] Anytime I’m behind the kit, I’m feeling the sum of all the parts of who make me who I am. And no matter who I’m playing with, it triggers memories of music and other drummers to me. I am the biggest music fan you’ll ever meet and everything I do resonates with the music I grew up with. Yesterday I flew out on our day off to fly to Kansas City to see Rush and I spent the day hanging out with Neil Peart. It doesn’t matter how old I am or how much I’ve done with my career, I’m still that 15-year old kid that loves music. That’s never gonna change. And yesterday I was sitting in the fourth row playing air drums to Neil Peart just like everybody in the audience. I happened to be signing autographs and taking pictures during the intermission but other than that I’m a fan like anybody else. And that doesn’t change and anytime I’m playing drums, I always feel the ghost of Keith Moon and John Bonham in everything I do.

You talk about channeling the ghosts of Moon and Bonham. When you started working on the new Avenged Sevenfold album, Nightmare, were you thinking about The Rev and what he might have played on these tracks? Did you approach these songs as, “What would the Rev have played?” Or was it, “This is what the Rev would want me to play.”

Luckily the Rev left behind demos of every song. They were demos of him playing on an electronic kit. So they weren’t proper drum tracks but they were blueprints of every song with electronic drums. Luckily I had the ultimate roadmap left by the Rev himself. My purpose for doing this record with those guys was to bring his drum parts to life and finish what he had started with this record. When I’ve done other sessions and other projects, I’m usually hired to do my thing but that was not at all my mission with this record. My mission with this record was to do exactly what the Rev wanted to do and just wasn’t able to do for himself at this point.

What that a difficult undertaking for you in taking his ideas and giving them life while still staying true to his original design and intent?

Well, I had to show a lot of respect and restrain but that’s OK; I was OK with that. To me this was a very fragile situation and a sensitive situation for the bandmembers who had never played with another drummer and were just fresh in the mourning period. So I had to be very, very respectful of the sensitive nature of this session and I wanted to respect the Rev and pay tribute to him. So, yeah, I wouldn’t say it was hard; I had to kind of shift gears from what I normally do. Normally I go in there and do things myself in my own way and I self-produce my drums but in this case I had to kind of just wear a different hat. And because of the circumstances it made it kind of easy to swallow.

What were those initial breaking-in sessions like for the Nightmare album? Did they come together seamlessly or was it trying to understand how Avenged Sevenfold worked in the studio?

For me it was easy. Through the last 20 years, I’ve probably worked with 40 or 50 different musicians in different projects both on tour and on stage and in the studio. So for me to work with other musicians is an easy adjustment at this stage of my career. I think it was a huge adjustment for those guys because they had never played with another drummers. They had literally grown up with the Rev since grade school and this was the first time they’d picked up their instruments with another drummer sitting behind them. So the big adjustment was really moreso for them than with me. My biggest adjustment was taking direction. Like I said earlier, I’m used to self-producing almost anything I play on so it was a bit of an adjustment to just take direction and work with an outside producer and having other bandmembers tell me what to play. But I was OK with that because of the circumstances.

For the Nightmare album, Mike Elizondo produced. You talked about typically self-producing your own drum tracks so what was it like working with Mike?

I had never worked with Mike before and he was an absolute angel; he was so easy to work with and such a nice guy. He had spent a few months already working with the band including the Rev in pre-production during the writing process. So he was really as much a part of the music and the album as the band was. I haven’t worked with an outside producer in 12 years or so or more, so I would have been hesitant to have somebody breathing down my neck and telling me what to do. My past experiences with that were very frustrating. But Mike is one of those guys that is just an easy-to-work with lovely guy. There are producers that are really nice guys and make a session a pleasure and then there are producers that are pricks and assholes and make a session a nightmare. But Mike was the former.

"Anytime I’m behind the kit, I’m feeling the sum of all the parts of who make me who I am."

Was the process itself different than what Dream Theater did in the studio? Did you record your drum tracks in any kind of new way?

The process of the physical recording was not that different from what I do with Dream Theater. With Dream Theater the creative process is extremely different but in the case of the actual tracking, it was kind of similar. Basically I tracked along with Johnny [Christ] on bass and Synyster Gates on guitar and it was just basically the three of us playing to a click track and in some cases some guide vocals and stuff from the original demos. But for the most part, Johnny and Gates started from scratch with scratch tracks while I was laying down the drums. And we would basically lay down maybe one, two, or three takes of a song and either they would comp the drums from those takes or we would punch into a take if we just needed to get a certain fill or a certain phrasing.

Did you have to alter the sound of your drums in any fashion to accommodate the twin guitars of Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengenace?

One thing that was different with them is they actually have a studio drum tech specifically to tune the drums between each take; to change snares out; and to change heads out. I’ve never had that with Dream Theater so that was a bit of a new experience for me and it was actually really nice. It was a guy named Mike Fasano who does a lot of L.A. session work and drum stuff for people in studios. Working with Mike was really cool and he came in with a whole bunch of different drums and snares and made ‘em all sound amazing. So that was a cool experience.

What kit did you bring into the studio for the Nightmare album?

It was something that Tama basically put together for the session. It was a Starclassic Maple kit and the setup was two 22” kick drums; three rack toms [measuring] 8”, 10” and 12”; two 14” and 16” floor toms; four various-sized Octobons with 6” heads; and two Signature Melody Master snares, a 12” and a 14”. A relatively big kit but not nearly as big as what I use with Dream Theater but it was on the bigger side.

“Nightmare” is the only song that’s been available to hear at this point. There is an intense groove during the verse and then a lot of double-bass stuff during the chorus. If we use this song as a template, were those ideas that the Rev had already put down on those pre-production demos?

I say this with all due respect but the Rev always kind of sounded like me. I always heard a bit of my style and in my influence in the Rev’s drumming. So it was really interesting with this album to learn his parts which already I could already hear a bit of me in and then actually come full circle with me performing them. It was just kind of a strange full circle situation. But as far as the parts themselves, I basically learned the blueprints. The demos had him playing an electronic kit and just kind of playing the basic patterns, the basic kick and snare patterns. He planned on developing some of the cymbal work and the nuances and the fills a little bit more in the studio and being that those weren’t ever fully developed, I guess the guys gave me some space to do that kind of stuff.

So when you listen to something like “Nightmare,” the patterns and the grooves were what the Rev had but there’s little nuances like little Octobon fills are me and on the chorus the double bass going on. I mean the Rev had the double bass going but I added those little bell patterns on the ride cymbals. So that was something I added on top of it.

It’s a combination of mainly the Rev’s ideas and grooves and blueprints and just my little sprinkles on top.

How much time had you spent with the Rev back in the day? Were you close friends?

No, no, actually not at all. He and I only ever e-mailed and texted each other. He was a big fan of mine and always said great stuff about me in the press and then a couple of years ago we kind of connected with e-mails and always meant to hang out and talked about touring together or something but it just never came to be.

Can you talk about any of the other tracks from Nightmare? Nothing else has been released at this point so it’s impossible to know what the rest of the album sounds like.

Without getting too specific because I don’t know how deep those guys are revealing things at this stage, I’ll just say that I think it’s an incredibly strong record. I think it’s the next logical step in their career in terms of developing and breaking the band even further through a broader audience. It’s got kind of the polish of maybe Metallica’s Black album but at the same time it’s got the rawness of Pantera at times. So it’s a nice blend of the two with poppy, hooky choruses but crazy, huge riffs. And at the same time it has some ballads and also has some epic moments and some incredibly sad and personal moments; it’s got a great, great balance of all of that stuff.

You’re also doing the tour to support the Nightmare album?

Yeah, I’m gonna be touring with them for the rest of the year. The Dream Theater tour ends July 20th and I begin Avenged rehearsals on July 21st.

You’ll be doing songs obviously from their earlier albums?

Yep. I can handle it.

"I am the biggest music fan you’ll ever meet and everything I do resonates with the music I grew up with."

Getting a bit more personal, you’ve been working on another Transatlantic album called The Whirlwind. You’ve been involved with these Transatlantic musicians for some time now.

Transatlantic is a project I assembled at the end of the ‘90s and it was kind of my dream prog rock supergroup. I really wanted to work with Neal Morse who was in Spock’s Beard at the time; he was and is one of my favorite composers out there so I really wanted to work with him. So I brought him onboard as well as Pete Trewavas from Marillion and Roine Stolt from the Flower Kings and we made two prog rock epic albums at the end of the ‘90s and the beginning of the 2000s. And did some touring and in 2001 went our own separate ways. Then reconvened and regrouped and reunited last year to do The Whirlwind. It’s prog rock and the epic to end all epics. The entire album is a 77-minute piece and we just did two months of touring: we did a U.S. and Canada tour and then we went and did Europe and the UK and did something like 30 shows and recorded a live album and DVD which will come out later in the year.

You mentioned that you’ve played and recorded with so many musicians apart from the Dream Theater band. Are you just looking for different groups of players to satisfy the various kinds of music you’ve always listened to?

I think I said it at the very top of this conversation: my musical taste is incredibly broad. And the fact that I grew up with Zeppelin, the Who, the Beatles, Cream like we were talking about earlier, the rest of the guys in Dream Theater don’t necessarily share that side with me. With Dream Theater we share a progressive side and a metal side but that doesn’t really scratch the surface of my musical tastes. I grew up with the classic rock stuff and I also have a side of me that loves heavy, heavy thrash music and I listened to everything from Lamb of God to Exodus. That’s a side that I don’t necessarily share with the other Dream Theater members. I went out and did a thing with this band called Hail! earlier this year which kind of satisfied that side of satisfied that side of me doing like Slayer and Motorhead covers. Every project that I’m involved with is satisfying or quenching a musical thirst inside of me that is just so broad that I need to work with other people to quench it.

Now that the Nightmare album is completed and you’ve had a chance to distance yourself from it a bit, do you feel that you truly accomplished the goals you set for yourself? Keeping the Rev’s vision alive and at the same time creating something Avenged Sevenfold fans will want to hear?

Well, for me doing the album and tour with Avenged Sevenfold, one of my biggest fears was how their fans would react to me. Because the Rev’s fans were very diehard; Avenged Sevenfold’s fans in general were just diehard fans and obviously they were heartbroken with the loss of the Rev. So my concern as well as the other four guys in the band were “How are the fans going to accept somebody else playing drums?” And when it was announced the fans totally embraced me which such a relief not only to me but the rest of the guys in the band. And it was just a relief that they could move forward and continue out without the Rev and the fans would be behind them and that the fans would be behind me. I guess a big part of the fans accepting me and embracing me was that I was one of Jimmy’s favorite drummers so that surely helped the equation be that much more acceptable. But whatever the case, their support of me playing with the guys has been so incredibly cool and such a relief to us.

Go have a great gig with Iron Maiden and remember to play all the right drums.

Even if I play the wrong ones, it’ll still be fun. See ya …

Interview by Steven Rosen
Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2010

POSTED: 08/20/2010 - 11:49 am
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Teamster wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:02 pm / quote |
A cross between Iron Maiden and Rush ?
I agree it sounds like that !
     
theoldwizard wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:06 pm / quote |
Lol, "ASX"
     
shreducator wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:07 pm / quote |
Mike Portnoy is just plain awesome.

Great to see him live.
     
Juanitoson wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:12 pm / quote |
I have seen Iron maiden, Dram theater and Rush live this year... Sucks that im not a drummer.
     
Whiskey Tango wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:16 pm / quote |
shreducator wrote:

Mike Portnoy is just plain awesome.

Great to see him live.


+1. I was at that Kansas City Rush show that he attended. I didn't actually see him, but there was footage on YouTube the next day. He was rockin' out in the audience. A great show BTW. He truly gets it.
     
ColdHeartedHero wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:22 pm / quote |
I stopped reading after they wrote "ASX"
who the FUCK CALLS THEM ASX
lol
     
lupinitic wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:29 pm / quote |
Mike Portnoy is my favorite drummer of ever
     
Nameless742 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:32 pm / quote |
Lol awesome interview.
Portnoy's the man.
Can't wait to see him play with A7X soon/
     
Sam Wotrey wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:35 pm / quote |
Nameless742 wrote:

Lol awesome interview.
Portnoy's the man.
Can't wait to see him play with A7X soon/

You mean "ASX"?
XD
     
AllYourBass wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:43 pm / quote |
I've never read a negative comment about Mike Portnoy on this site (or anywhere). I've read negative comments about literally everything else including Dream Theater, but I've yet to notice anybody having ANYTHING against Mike Portnoy.

I, for one, adore the work of MP and Dream Theater and his interviews always reaffirm that.
     
avengedbysour wrote on 08/20/2010 - 12:52 pm / quote |
“Nightmare” is the only song that’s been available to hear at this point.


What took so long to get this interview out?
     
rockgodman wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:02 pm / quote |
this is from like mid july? Isnt it kinda late to be headline news on UG?
     
theoldwizard wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:05 pm / quote |
this is from like mid july? Isnt it kinda late to be headline news on UG?

Nope, this is prime breaking news-material for UG.
     
vtolegend wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:08 pm / quote |
Portnoy is a great guy. he's respectful to everyone in the band and keeping the rev's legacy alive. A7X and us fans are grateful to have him fill in for the rev r.i.p.
     
Astyan wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:12 pm / quote |
Mike Portnoy is the man, I couldn't say it enough. The guy is just one hell of a drummer, and an awesome person overall. One of the coolest and talented dudes in the music industry in my opinion, and my favorite drummer. Cheers, Mike.
     
\m/A7X\m/ wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:20 pm / quote |
Mike Portnoy if i was old enough i'd buy you not just a drink but the entire bar
     
Satur9 LG+V wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:48 pm / quote |
AllYourBass wrote:

I've never read a negative comment about Mike Portnoy on this site (or anywhere). I've read negative comments about literally everything else including Dream Theater, but I've yet to notice anybody having ANYTHING against Mike Portnoy.

I, for one, adore the work of MP and Dream Theater and his interviews always reaffirm that.


i would... but i just don't care, besides, MP and DT lovers are the only people who're gonna read anything about MP. the only reason i read this interview is 'cause i was appalled by the title.
     
Seither2k wrote on 08/20/2010 - 01:55 pm / quote |
Mike Portnoy is like Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, the Green Power Ranger and Mozart all rolled into one.
     
MikeDee wrote on 08/20/2010 - 02:18 pm / quote |
RIP the rev
ASX 4ever
     
espChris93 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 02:25 pm / quote |
ColdHeartedHero wrote:

I stopped reading after they wrote "ASX"
who the FUCK CALLS THEM ASX
lol


um.. who cares?
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 02:44 pm / quote |
Satur9 LG+V wrote:

AllYourBass wrote:

I've never read a negative comment about Mike Portnoy on this site (or anywhere). I've read negative comments about literally everything else including Dream Theater, but I've yet to notice anybody having ANYTHING against Mike Portnoy.

I, for one, adore the work of MP and Dream Theater and his interviews always reaffirm that.


i would... but i just don't care, besides, MP and DT lovers are the only people who're gonna read anything about MP. the only reason i read this interview is 'cause i was appalled by the title.


if ^^^this^^^ isnt a post just to stir some people up, i dont know what is.
     
bill_92 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 02:53 pm / quote |
\m/A7X\m/ wrote:

Mike Portnoy if i was old enough i'd buy you not just a drink but the entire bar


Ha, Mike has been sober for years so.....:p
Mike is an incredible drummer, cannot wait to see him live with a7x in london this october.
     
TheDissident wrote on 08/20/2010 - 02:55 pm / quote |
don't enjoy Dream Theater or A7X... just wanted to read this cause I've heard of Portnoy... wasn't disappointed. Seemed like a really cool down to earth dude
     
Zephyroudret wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:04 pm / quote |
when I heard nightmare album I was sad,there's a big empty space w/o the rev playing the drums,it's not the same,i know portnoy is really good but the rev is and will be even he's dead he's still the ****ing rev and that's it.When i heard the demo track of nighmare with the rev in drums and vocals i wanted to cry

*Pd: **** that n00b who wrote ASX
     
scawti wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:16 pm / quote |
One thing I appreciate about DT is, for all the talent in the band, they just appreciate music and aren't snobbish towards other groups or genres. Just because they can play a million notes a second doesn't mean they don't appreciate a simple emotional song.
     
Fendergod666 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:22 pm / quote |
Please tour with DT and not A7X D:
DT > A7X
I saw them with Maiden but it wasn't enough.
They need to do an actual tour with black clouds and silver linings.
     
travislausch wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:25 pm / quote |
\m/A7X\m/ wrote:

Mike Portnoy if i was old enough i'd buy you not just a drink but the entire bar

SOMEONE hasn't heard the AA Saga...


Anyways, great interview. If there's one thing Portnoy isn't, it's an egotistical jerk. He really does seem like the 15-year-old kid who's a music fan, who just happens to be playing with all these huge bands.
     
Fendergod666 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:31 pm / quote |
travislausch wrote:

\m/A7X\m/ wrote:

Mike Portnoy if i was old enough i'd buy you not just a drink but the entire bar
SOMEONE hasn't heard the AA Saga...


Anyways, great interview. If there's one thing Portnoy isn't, it's an egotistical jerk. He really does seem like the 15-year-old kid who's a music fan, who just happens to be playing with all these huge bands.

That's why he likes A7X
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:36 pm / quote |
Fendergod666 wrote:

travislausch wrote:

\m/A7X\m/ wrote:

Mike Portnoy if i was old enough i'd buy you not just a drink but the entire bar
SOMEONE hasn't heard the AA Saga...


Anyways, great interview. If there's one thing Portnoy isn't, it's an egotistical jerk. He really does seem like the 15-year-old kid who's a music fan, who just happens to be playing with all these huge bands.

That's why he likes A7X


if you are a MUSIC fan and not just a fan of a genre, you can like whatever band you want. i listen to everything from Dream Theater and Lamb of God to BB King, Willie Nelson and Billy Joel, to The Beatles and U2. does that make me a 15 year old? no. that makes me a MUSIC fan. not just a hip hop fan. or a metal fan. or a country fan. although i do lean towards the rock/metal sid eof the house.
     
Fendergod666 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:40 pm / quote |
Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.
     
4stringedMetal wrote on 08/20/2010 - 03:43 pm / quote |
Fendergod666 wrote:

Please tour with DT and not A7X D:
DT > A7X
I saw them with Maiden but it wasn't enough.
They need to do an actual tour with black clouds and silver linings.


I also did, and also agree, i want a 3 hour eargasm.
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 04:45 pm / quote |
Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.


dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....
     
Fendergod666 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 04:48 pm / quote |
westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.

dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....

Ehhh Their lead singer is a horrible singer. And I just think they are overrated and not a skilled as everyone says they are.
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 04:54 pm / quote |
Fendergod666 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.

dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....

Ehhh Their lead singer is a horrible singer. And I just think they are overrated and not a skilled as everyone says they are.


some people say geddy lee is a horrible singer. some people think he is great. same can be said for anybody. i think kerry king is a bad guitar player. its preference and musical taste. but i do like how you let everyone elses opinions influence yours.
     
Fendergod666 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:08 pm / quote |
westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.

dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....

Ehhh Their lead singer is a horrible singer. And I just think they are overrated and not a skilled as everyone says they are.

some people say geddy lee is a horrible singer. some people think he is great. same can be said for anybody. i think kerry king is a bad guitar player. its preference and musical taste. but i do like how you let everyone elses opinions influence yours.

I'm not influenced bye anyone. I'm myself and no one can change that. IF someone says that Metallcia sucks I wouldn't care because I like them and that's all that matters. And Lee Is an amazing singer. I saw Rush last friday.
     
Dumpster510 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:08 pm / quote |
Portnoy = win
     
Enix165 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:26 pm / quote |
Umm...wait. WAIT. Bonham's my idol. Bonham was based off feel. Portnoy's based off being as technical as possible and sounding as much like a MIDI track as possible IMO. I'm sorry...but...take a hint from the ghosts. Get some feel. D= I don't care how technical Portnoy is, he's a freaking robot. *gag*
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:35 pm / quote |
Enix165 wrote:

Umm...wait. WAIT. Bonham's my idol. Bonham was based off feel. Portnoy's based off being as technical as possible and sounding as much like a MIDI track as possible IMO. I'm sorry...but...take a hint from the ghosts. Get some feel. D= I don't care how technical Portnoy is, he's a freaking robot. *gag*


if by "robot" you mean human metronome, you are right.
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:38 pm / quote |
Fendergod666 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.

dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....

Ehhh Their lead singer is a horrible singer. And I just think they are overrated and not a skilled as everyone says they are.

some people say geddy lee is a horrible singer. some people think he is great. same can be said for anybody. i think kerry king is a bad guitar player. its preference and musical taste. but i do like how you let everyone elses opinions influence yours.
I'm not influenced bye anyone. I'm myself and no one can change that. IF someone says that Metallcia sucks I wouldn't care because I like them and that's all that matters. And Lee Is an amazing singer. I saw Rush last friday.


ANYONE?! i guess no one INFLUENCED you to pick up one of those seven instruments. you are influenced by everyone and everything you come in contact with. no matter how slight. but im still waiting on FACTS as to how A7x are lacking in those two departments.... until then, ill just take it as your opinion.
     
DrPooh wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:39 pm / quote |
He cannot place the blame onto Bonham and Keith Moon for the flaming turd that is Avenged Sevenfold.
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:42 pm / quote |
Enix165 wrote:

Umm...wait. WAIT. Bonham's my idol. Bonham was based off feel. Portnoy's based off being as technical as possible and sounding as much like a MIDI track as possible IMO. I'm sorry...but...take a hint from the ghosts. Get some feel. D= I don't care how technical Portnoy is, he's a freaking robot. *gag*


also...if you think thats what portnoy is based off of, you are clearly not giving him a fair shake. thats what he is KNOWN for, but being "based" in feel as a drummer is just a polite way of saying they are not as technically proficient as a drummer. note i didnt say "not a good drummer" cos thats not the truth. if Bonham's band called for more technical drumming, im sure he would have been up to the task.
     
dropclutchfan1 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 05:50 pm / quote |
mike portnoy is the man he's so down to earth and to all of u that hate A7x y can go f**k yourselves they kick ass and the rev was the s**t RIP Jimmy "the rev" Sullivan
     
Mr_Cbone93 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 06:45 pm / quote |
Satur9 LG+V wrote:

AllYourBass wrote:

I've never read a negative comment about Mike Portnoy on this site (or anywhere). I've read negative comments about literally everything else including Dream Theater, but I've yet to notice anybody having ANYTHING against Mike Portnoy.

I, for one, adore the work of MP and Dream Theater and his interviews always reaffirm that.


i would... but i just don't care, besides, MP and DT lovers are the only people who're gonna read anything about MP. the only reason i read this interview is 'cause i was appalled by the title.

HAH! what? what would you say???
     
Echoplex wrote on 08/20/2010 - 07:00 pm / quote |
espChris93 wrote:

ColdHeartedHero wrote:

I stopped reading after they wrote "ASX"
who the CALLS THEM ASX
lol

um.. who cares?
Yeah, seriously.
     
Enix165 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 07:59 pm / quote |
westley23j wrote:

Enix165 wrote:

Umm...wait. WAIT. Bonham's my idol. Bonham was based off feel. Portnoy's based off being as technical as possible and sounding as much like a MIDI track as possible IMO. I'm sorry...but...take a hint from the ghosts. Get some feel. D= I don't care how technical Portnoy is, he's a freaking robot. *gag*


if by "robot" you mean human metronome, you are right.

Yes, I meant that. =P He's...not sloppy or sludgy at all, he's just a really fancy-ass tick-tick-tick. For jazz, sure, that's fine. For soft stuff, okay too. But...for metal, it just doesn't sound right to be that clean. =/ My opinion, of course, but...
     
theft92 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 08:06 pm / quote |
"ASX" ??
     
westley23j wrote on 08/20/2010 - 08:28 pm / quote |
Enix165 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Enix165 wrote:

Umm...wait. WAIT. Bonham's my idol. Bonham was based off feel. Portnoy's based off being as technical as possible and sounding as much like a MIDI track as possible IMO. I'm sorry...but...take a hint from the ghosts. Get some feel. D= I don't care how technical Portnoy is, he's a freaking robot. *gag*


if by "robot" you mean human metronome, you are right.
Yes, I meant that. =P He's...not sloppy or sludgy at all, he's just a really fancy-ass tick-tick-tick. For jazz, sure, that's fine. For soft stuff, okay too. But...for metal, it just doesn't sound right to be that clean. =/ My opinion, of course, but...

i see what you are saying, but with the drums being such a vital part to the rhythm section (without a tight rhythm section, the song falls apart) there is no room for anything but a tight drummer, rhythmically.
     
beatlerevolver6 wrote on 08/20/2010 - 11:08 pm / quote |
i'm a huge a7x fan and i was so depressed after the rev died. i was worried about what would've happened now that hes gone, and selfishly i thought "what happens to that new material now that they were working on?" luckily, i'm a huge dream theater fan as well and when i heard Portnoy was gonna do drums i was so grateful. i looked up to the sky and, as i'm sure, along with millions of other a7x fans, screamed, jimmy you crazy ****, your idol is recording your parts. seeing him live with a7x was a real treat, and when I saw them at Mayhem, i just remember the band treating Portnoy like a part of their family. they are seriously the most generous people on the face of the earth. as soon as the set was over, and mike was walking offstage, shadows runs to him, grabs him, and makes sure he got the proper recognition. thanks mike for filling in for jimmy, and thanks for helping my favorite band out. rip jimmy "the rev" sullivan.. foREVer
     
bokma wrote on 08/21/2010 - 01:20 am / quote |
Prog god.
     
1nSingularity wrote on 08/21/2010 - 03:21 am / quote |
...nothing about the supposed collaboration with Mikael Akerfeldt and Steven Wilson?
     
FearOfTheDuck wrote on 08/21/2010 - 04:23 am / quote |
I prefer drummers with feel and groove, Portnoy is a machine. But it suits the music he plays with. You couldn't have a Steven Adler playing for a technical prog band.

Looking foward to the A7X/Stone Sour tour!
     
BrixDK wrote on 08/21/2010 - 05:12 am / quote |
Great interview, very elaborate answers. I don't listen to any of his projects, but i almost always find it interesting to listen to artists
     
Mellatronix wrote on 08/21/2010 - 05:48 am / quote |
espChris93 wrote:

ColdHeartedHero wrote:

I stopped reading after they wrote "ASX"
who the FUCK CALLS THEM ASX
lol


um.. who cares?

+1
     
boreamor wrote on 08/21/2010 - 07:30 am / quote |
In my opinion, no one could have filled The Rev's position. But Portnoy is the closest you can get. I'm glad to see he's enjoying it and being respectful since he's such a huge music idol. It's the modest, respectful and generous people in the music industry like this that make music so amazing. R.I.P Rev, I love your new album!
     
metal_cobs wrote on 08/21/2010 - 08:01 am / quote |
Avenged Sevenfold sucks and Mike Portnoy is too good for them.
     
niejel wrote on 08/21/2010 - 08:10 am / quote |
exactly why I love Mike Portnoy.

metal_cobs wrote:

Avenged Sevenfold sucks and Mike Portnoy is too good for them.


haters gonna hate.
     
DifferentWorld wrote on 08/21/2010 - 08:46 am / quote |
Respect to Mike for being so courteous. I don't honestly like A7X that much but I will admit that Jimmy was a pretty sweet drummer.

Credit where credit is due I suppose.
     
devilex121 wrote on 08/21/2010 - 11:22 am / quote |
great interview
hoping to hear some more of mr portnoy's heavy side
     
Guitar Sushi wrote on 08/21/2010 - 11:24 am / quote |
I agree with some of the people here that Avenged Sevenfold makes pretty boring mainstream music and the whole stagename thing and eyeliner is purely not cool in any traditional sense.

But it is sad they lost of guy and Mike was being very respectful here, it was kind of nice. Go Mike! Good Luck Avenged Sevenfold.
     
Satur9 LG+V wrote on 08/21/2010 - 01:22 pm / quote |
Mr_Cbone93 wrote:
HAH! what? what would you say???


westley23j wrote:

Enix165 wrote:

Umm...wait. WAIT. Bonham's my idol. Bonham was based off feel. Portnoy's based off being as technical as possible and sounding as much like a MIDI track as possible IMO. I'm sorry...but...take a hint from the ghosts. Get some feel. D= I don't care how technical Portnoy is, he's a freaking robot. *gag*

^^ +1

also...if you think thats what portnoy is based off of, you are clearly not giving him a fair shake. thats what he is KNOWN for, but being "based" in feel as a drummer is just a polite way of saying they are not as technically proficient as a drummer. note i didnt say "not a good drummer" cos thats not the truth. if Bonham's band called for more technical drumming, im sure he would have been up to the task.


DT to me never seemed a good fit... every member's off showboating their shit at one point of the song or the other... i appreciate their work, just not as a band. individually they're awesome except portnoy who's over-rated. also, the guy's talking about having the ghosts of bonham with him... what is that? a namedrop?

who said this guy's down earth?

also, @ the comment :"feel-based is basically technically not proficient" westley, listen to danny carey from tool if you haven't, and tell me what takes more chops to play on drums, feel-based or technical...

and in my opinion robot=electronic drum machine.
human metronome? sure why not...
     
sicnarfnarfnarf wrote on 08/21/2010 - 02:21 pm / quote |
Uhh name drop? The interviewer mentioned the names first.
     
domdomdrums92 wrote on 08/21/2010 - 02:41 pm / quote |
I agree on the whole stagename and emo makeup or whatever, but if u have heard the whole Nightmare album or previous albums you cannot deny the amazing talent that they ALL have...
I felt ashamed when they didn't put the Rev (fave drummer) on the list of the best drummers in 25 years...maybe my opinion, but he deserved to be there cause he can match Jordison's skills.
And as for MP he is an amazing person and an enourmus drummer with a broad musical taste... i once read he really likes Muse (my fave band)
     
ticklemeemo wrote on 08/21/2010 - 06:29 pm / quote |
Get over the eyeliner and the stage names. A7X are heavily influenced by Iron Maiden and prog, just like Mike, so it makes perfect sense that he would like them. If you don't like their music then deal with it, because nobody cares about your personal music tastes. I happen to like Sevenfold, and I don't like seeing morons posting idiotic comments on their news articles. Grow up and show some ****ing respect *******s.
     
nuclearrootbeer wrote on 08/21/2010 - 08:04 pm / quote |
mike portnoy is an amazing drummer
     
queenslander47 wrote on 08/21/2010 - 08:19 pm / quote |
All the way through Nightmare I thought Portnoy did a great job of emulating The Rev's sound. I think it really sounded like Jimmy the whole way through. He has to be congratulated for stepping in and doing such a great job in such a difficult situation. Shows he really is a class act. Portnoy is as good as any drummer on the planet as far as I'm concerned.
     
GrimmShadowbane wrote on 08/21/2010 - 10:04 pm / quote |
Okay, Portnoy is an amazing drummer and he did great to do The Rev's parts on Nightmare. But, it just didn't have the same feel as Jimmy put into it. Don't get me wrong, he did a great job and I absolutely loved it, but it just didn't have that, Jimmy-feel to it.
     
Reighnart wrote on 08/22/2010 - 01:20 am / quote |
On a side note, it would appear that we have Dooshnozzles arguing in the comment section. Oh my god, what a change for UG.
     
edgeyyz wrote on 08/22/2010 - 02:18 am / quote |
metal_cobs wrote:

Avenged Sevenfold sucks and Mike Portnoy is too good for them.
I'm going to have to disagree with the first half. He does play way too complicated stuff for them with DT,etc., but that doesn't make him 'too good.' The Rev played what fit, and that's what Portnoy did, but with a little of his own flair.
     
Count Orlok wrote on 08/22/2010 - 03:21 am / quote |
edgeyyz wrote:

metal_cobs wrote:

Avenged Sevenfold sucks and Mike Portnoy is too good for them.I'm going to have to disagree with the first half. He does play way too complicated stuff for them with DT,etc., but that doesn't make him 'too good.' The Rev played what fit, and that's what Portnoy did, but with a little of his own flair.


Also note that the Rev really never could exert most of his creativity or what he wanted to do in A7X. A7X limited him a lot.
     
ChinaPig wrote on 08/22/2010 - 03:39 am / quote |
More Beans pleassse! I love Jeff Portnoy
     
ShowerCap wrote on 08/22/2010 - 07:16 am / quote |
'I Feel The Ghost Of Keith Moon & John Bonham In Everything I Do'

Ya know, if you have to say stuff that makes you sound like a pretentious jerk-off, it generally means you are one. This guy comparing himself to two of the greatest drummers of all time, from two of the greatest bands of all time? Yeah... Ahem. This guy has been in some pretty lame bands, Avenged Sevenfold (not a gay name at all) sorry: A7X (okay, now that's totally retarded), Dream Theatre hmm. I dunno, he just comes across as a self-obsessed closet philosophy student with drum sticks.
     
d-340 wrote on 08/22/2010 - 10:31 am / quote |
mike portnoy>the rev, hands down.
     
TheAbsentOne wrote on 08/22/2010 - 10:42 am / quote |
I saw him play with A7X at Mayhem in MA, and it was awesome. He is an incredible drummer, and (Although A7X is much simpler than he is used to) he played a great show. He has a lot of energy behind the kit, and it was just awesome to see him.
     
Burgery wrote on 08/22/2010 - 10:53 am / quote |
Their bassists name is Johnny Christ? John Christ should sue that guy!
     
korbhag wrote on 08/22/2010 - 12:18 pm / quote |
Fendergod666 wrote:

Please tour with DT and not A7X D:
DT > A7X
I saw them with Maiden but it wasn't enough.
They need to do an actual tour with black clouds and silver linings.


Well the last Progressive Nation tour was pretty much BC&SL... And it was amazing.
     
Eirien wrote on 08/22/2010 - 01:28 pm / quote |
Bit of a rubbish interview really, I skipped through most of it because it was just going on about avenged sevenfold and everything else has been covered in a million and one other Portnoy interviews.
     
Xx__benji__xX wrote on 08/22/2010 - 06:22 pm / quote |
ShowerCap wrote:

'I Feel The Ghost Of Keith Moon & John Bonham In Everything I Do'

Ya know, if you have to say stuff that makes you sound like a pretentious jerk-off, it generally means you are one. This guy comparing himself to two of the greatest drummers of all time, from two of the greatest bands of all time? Yeah... Ahem. This guy has been in some pretty lame bands, Avenged Sevenfold (not a gay name at all) sorry: A7X (okay, now that's totally retarded), Dream Theatre hmm. I dunno, he just comes across as a self-obsessed closet philosophy student with drum sticks.


Leave this site and never come back again... you clearly have NO clue about Mike Portnoy and his raw talent, which in my few isn't show cased enough!
     
randyaintdead82 wrote on 08/22/2010 - 06:53 pm / quote |
I LOVE YOU MIKE PORTNOY
     
guitarist41 wrote on 08/22/2010 - 10:25 pm / quote |
1. He does play like The Rev on the new A7X.
2. He looks like Julian from TPB.

And that's my two cents.
     
dream_theater24 wrote on 08/23/2010 - 01:50 am / quote |
Satur9 LG+V wrote:

DT to me never seemed a good fit... every member's off showboating their shit at one point of the song or the other... i appreciate their work, just not as a band. individually they're awesome except portnoy who's over-rated.


Are you serious? Listen to the Count of Tuscany and tell me that they are just a bunch of individuals. Then, listen to anything by Liquid Tension Experiment and tell me that Portnoy is overrated. You clearly have no appreciation for real music.
     
BAntonio wrote on 08/23/2010 - 01:56 am / quote |
Mike Portney is a Great dude!!! A Fine Musician & Person. Dream theater was my Fav. band growing up, & still is. It is Great that he is helping out Avenged Sevenfold with the drumming parts. RIP "The REV"
     
Wesserz wrote on 08/23/2010 - 11:21 am / quote |
dream_theater24 wrote:

Satur9 LG+V wrote:

DT to me never seemed a good fit... every member's off showboating their shit at one point of the song or the other... i appreciate their work, just not as a band. individually they're awesome except portnoy who's over-rated.


Are you serious? Listen to the Count of Tuscany and tell me that they are just a bunch of individuals. Then, listen to anything by Liquid Tension Experiment and tell me that Portnoy is overrated. You clearly have no appreciation for real music.


+1
     
metaidea wrote on 08/24/2010 - 10:07 am / quote |
Fendergod666 :
westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.

dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....

Ehhh Their lead singer is a horrible singer. And I just think they are overrated and not a skilled as everyone says they are.

some people say geddy lee is a horrible singer. some people think he is great. same can be said for anybody. i think kerry king is a bad guitar player. its preference and musical taste. but i do like how you let everyone elses opinions influence yours.

I'm not influenced bye anyone. I'm myself and no one can change that. IF someone says that Metallcia sucks I wouldn't care because I like them and that's all that matters. And Lee Is an amazing singer. I saw Rush last friday.

One can say that Lee sounds like a squished chicken. It might not be wrong to say that kirk Hammet's solos are repetitive

(just a bunch of fast-played pentatonic scales + Wah pedal).
Don't get me wrong, i love rush and the way Lee sings. i also like Headbagging to metallica's song. But saying that A7x is

unskilled and has a horrible lead singer seems to be a bit ignorant for a guy who claims to play seven instruments. A7x is

one of few good things that happens in metal right now. A7x's songs are innovative and progressive (just listen to them). Maybe they are overrated but it doesn't make them less skilled than they already are.

Although I'm not A7x's die-hard fan, I think that the lead singer has a very good stamina to keep up from the beginning until the end of the show. Not to mention that he has a good mic technique.
If u simply don't like his voice character, it doesn't mean that his voice is horrible.

     
metaidea wrote on 08/24/2010 - 10:18 am / quote |
Fendergod666 :
westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

westley23j wrote:

Fendergod666 wrote:

Lol I'm a huge music fan. I play seven instruments. I listen from Beethoven all the way to Slayer.
I usually only listen to bands that have a good singer, good musical skills, and talent. A7X lacks two of those three things.

dont pat yourself on the back too hard. you may bruise. but please do explain how you feel they dont have 2 of the 3....

Ehhh Their lead singer is a horrible singer. And I just think they are overrated and not a skilled as everyone says they are.

some people say geddy lee is a horrible singer. some people think he is great. same can be said for anybody. i think kerry king is a bad guitar player. its preference and musical taste. but i do like how you let everyone elses opinions influence yours.

I'm not influenced bye anyone. I'm myself and no one can change that. IF someone says that Metallcia sucks I wouldn't care because I like them and that's all that matters. And Lee Is an amazing singer. I saw Rush last friday.

One can say that Lee sounds like a squished chicken. It might not be wrong to say that kirk Hammet's solos are repetitive (just a bunch of fast-played pentatonic scales + Wah pedal).
Don't get me wrong, i love rush and the way Lee sings. i also like Headbagging to metallica's song. But saying that A7x is unskilled and has a horrible lead singer seems to be a bit ignorant for a guy who claims to play seven instruments.
A7x is one of few good things that happens in metal right now. A7x's songs are innovative and progressive (just listen to them). Maybe they are overrated but it doesn't make them less skilled than they already are.

Although I'm not A7x's die-hard fan, I think that the lead singer has a very good stamina to keep up from the beginning until the end of the show. Not to mention that he has a good mic technique.
If u simply don't like his voice character, it doesn't mean that his voice is horrible.
     
Kurai X wrote on 08/26/2010 - 03:43 pm / quote |
dream_theater24 wrote:

Satur9 LG+V wrote:"DT to me never seemed a good fit... every member's off showboating their shit at one point of the song or the other... i appreciate their work, just not as a band. individually they're awesome except portnoy who's over-rated."

Are you serious? Listen to the Count of Tuscany and tell me that they are just a bunch of individuals. Then, listen to anything by Liquid Tension Experiment and tell me that Portnoy is overrated. You clearly have no appreciation for real music.


Oh, leave the idiot alone, he fails as a person with ears.
     
withoutanyname wrote on 09/09/2010 - 10:18 am / quote |
well this is the end of en era for Dream Theater I guess, goodbye Portnoy
     
jacobvsmith wrote on 09/15/2010 - 04:11 pm / quote |
Seither2k wrote:

Mike Portnoy is like Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, the Green Power Ranger and Mozart all rolled into one.

Now that's hilarious!!! I really laughed when I read that.
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