[Comments] Latest Comments from Ultimate-Guitar.Com. en-us Copyright 1998-2013 Ultimate-Guitar.Com. All rights reserved. http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html webmaster@ultimate-guitar.com Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:40:20 -0400 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:35:31 -0400 60 Ultimate-Guitar.Com http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/img/logo_rss.gif http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/ 144 44 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_1 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:33am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:33:40 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_2 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:41am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:41:51 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_3 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:49am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:49:42 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_4 POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:47am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:47:46 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_5 POSTED: 03/13/2008 11:23am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:23:37 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_6 POSTED: 03/13/2008 11:56am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:56:57 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_7 tight pants= bad/messed up sperm. >
POSTED: 03/13/2008 11:57am]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:57:46 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_8 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

lmao +1
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:13pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:13:50 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_9 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:22pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:22:09 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_10 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:29pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:29:41 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_11 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:31pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:31:17 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_12 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

lololol
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:32pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:32:22 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_13
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:34pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:34:16 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_14 k-bag wrote:

There should be stuff like 'Sperm for Money'
Doesnt that alread exist?
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:42pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:42:44 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_15 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:43pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:43:41 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_16 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:46pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:46:25 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_17 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

LOL
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:48pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:48:37 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_18 k-bag wrote:

There should be stuff like 'Sperm for Money'
I think Dire Striats did a song about that...

checked
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:52pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:52:12 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_19 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:53pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:53:27 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_20 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:55pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:55:16 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_21 POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:56pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:56:43 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_22
this is cool

leave me and my g/f in a room for a few hours, and i'd have tickets to all the festivals for the next 100 years lol
POSTED: 03/13/2008 12:57pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:57:00 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_23 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:00pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:00:30 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_24 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:05pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:05:03 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_25 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:06pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:06:11 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_26 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:13pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:13:10 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_27 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

You need a girl friend..
POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:16pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:16:09 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_28 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:16pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:16:56 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_29 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:22pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:22:53 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_30 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:30pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:30:16 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_31 You need a girl friend..

Yeah, since those in relationship do not jack off. Never.


*facepalm.jpg*
POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:34pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:34:09 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_32 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:34pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:34:12 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_33 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:40pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:40:33 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_34 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:45pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:45:35 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_35 POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:46pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:46:21 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_36
POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:46pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:46:35 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_37
What country are they talking Europe isnt a country.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:56pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:56:25 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_38
This is win for everybody!

Me - Orgasm + Festival = Win
Family Somewhere - Child = Win.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 01:57pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:57:25 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_39 FRDesign wrote:

UG will be going to a lot more concerts.hell yeah!
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:04pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:04:20 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_40 Comeback Kiddd wrote:

I wouldnt mind the nurse getting my sperm manually. ;]

what if it was a man-nurse?
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:04pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:04:35 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_41 k-bag wrote:

There should be stuff like 'Sperm for Money'

Ordinary sperm donation?

POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:06pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:06:50 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_42 POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:18pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:18:16 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_43 Comeback Kiddd wrote:

I wouldnt mind the nurse getting my sperm manually. ;]

dude, if pointless teenage films taught me anythn, that method involves a finger up your a*s...
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:19pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:19:45 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_44 http://www.globalfests.com to increase views
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:23pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:23:14 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_45 griff1987 wrote:

Yeah but you gotta think of the long-term drawbacks... like having somebody knocking on your door in 20 years time introducing themselves as your child
Honestly, I'd be okay with that if it meant that some couple could have a child that they might not have been able to have.
Plus, I dont think they can legally tell the child who the donor is.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:28pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:28:10 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_46 POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:37pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:37:19 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_47 POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:48pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:48:59 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_48 POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:59pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:59:26 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_49 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:01pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:01:56 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_50 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:07pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:07:39 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_51 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:11pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:11:44 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_52 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:16pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:16:24 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_53 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:21pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:21:38 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_54 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:22pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:22:39 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_55 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:28pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:28:05 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_56 wstern :
A bunch of kids running around without fathers because you want to go see Reading for free? Awesome.
Damn right awesome.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:28pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:28:42 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_57 freshtunes wrote:

Is there any system or program in place for women who don't want to use artificial insemenation(sp?), and just want to have sex with a guy who signs up or something?
now THAT is a stretch.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:29pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:29:22 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_58 POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:45pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:45:19 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_59 wstern :
Yeah...having a couple kids running around who don't know their father because you didn't want to pay for tickets to Reading is A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

dude, its not our fault that the kids without a dad, plus they might have 2 moms or a dad thats sterile. the donor really plays a very small part in the whole " child without a parent" scenario.

plus, people should donate sperm just for the free porn they supply. nuff said.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:49pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:49:14 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_60 POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:49pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:49:14 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_61
This is actually for a good cause, not just so you can jack of to get a ticket, but its giving people a chance who other wise wouldn't have it.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 02:58pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:58:15 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_62 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:07pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:07:21 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_63 anyways thats fukin awsome
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:10pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:10:24 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_64 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:15pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:15:11 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_65 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:20pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:20:06 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_66 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:28pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:28:08 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_67 freshtunes wrote:

Is there any system or program in place for women who don't want to use artificial insemenation(sp?), and just want to have sex with a guy who signs up or something?

Alchohol?
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:30pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:30:33 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_68 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:31pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:31:18 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_69
do they provide porn? =)
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:32pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:32:26 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_70 Menza_ wrote:

Looks like I am going to Wacken

wacken n jack'n eh?
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:37pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:37:37 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_71 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

haha so true, probably the best first post i've seen
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:48pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:48:40 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_72 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:50pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:50:23 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_73
seriously who wouldn't do this?

too bad for the chicks lol what are they gonna do to get in? give someone head?
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:51pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:51:45 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_74 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:56pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:56:49 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_75
POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:57pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:57:09 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_76 POSTED: 03/13/2008 03:59pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:59:25 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_77 POSTED: 03/13/2008 04:18pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:18:54 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_78 Bored to Tears wrote:

Ew... lol.Grow up
POSTED: 03/13/2008 04:19pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:19:13 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_79 POSTED: 03/13/2008 04:20pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:20:25 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_80 Draken wrote:

This is like a UGers dream...shame most of you have low IQ sperm.

Not me
POSTED: 03/13/2008 04:25pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:25:05 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_81 POSTED: 03/13/2008 04:57pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:57:42 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_82 Menza_ wrote:

Looks like I am going to WackenLOL HA HA GOOD PUN!!!!!
POSTED: 03/13/2008 05:08pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:08:37 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_83 Comeback Kiddd wrote:

but wait a second. awww. i wear tight pants. :[
tight pants= bad/messed up sperm. >

and increased gayness.
anyways, funny idea, i'd do it
POSTED: 03/13/2008 05:27pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:27:06 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_84 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru


bahahahaha , thats good
POSTED: 03/13/2008 05:27pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:27:17 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_85 POSTED: 03/13/2008 05:32pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:32:10 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_86 LeZeNkO wrote:

LET THE WANK FEST BEGIN! LOL

I KNOW, SERIOUSLY! Fuck man, I'm moving to Europe...

-DDP
POSTED: 03/13/2008 05:53pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:53:03 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_87 POSTED: 03/13/2008 06:08pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:08:58 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_88 POSTED: 03/13/2008 06:15pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:15:57 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_89
Hmm..

I'll be back in an hour
*runs to sperm bank*
POSTED: 03/13/2008 06:16pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:16:05 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_90 POSTED: 03/13/2008 06:19pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:19:12 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_91 sebbsmith wrote:

Yeah man. I would so be the father to numerous children for a festival ticket. Did I mention those children now have the right to track me down? Gee, I can't wait to make this already over-populated world bigger!
Nihilist much?
jk
I guess this would fall under anti-breeding.
If the mother doesn't say anything about how the made their child, there won't be much chance that they'll track you down.

CrazyPigeon wrote:

Err, this is a scam I just realised...

WTF? What would someone do with that mass amount of sperm? I'm thinking its for something sick, like "man"-made milk in your cereal.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 06:47pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:47:14 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_92 Not that I'd do it--parents won't let me go to shows as it is....
POSTED: 03/13/2008 07:43pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:43:43 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_93 deadlyMETAL wrote:

Okay, I thought this was a pretty funny idea, but please clarify, since some people commented, is this for real or is it a scam? I don't like in Europe, so I can't go find out. Not that I'd do it--parents won't let me go to shows as it is....

I meant I don't LIVE in Europe.... Sorry!
POSTED: 03/13/2008 07:44pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:44:53 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_94
should be called fapfest
POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:21pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:21:15 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_95 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:23pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:23:41 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_96 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:52pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:52:27 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_97 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:57pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:57:03 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_98 POSTED: 03/13/2008 08:57pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:57:54 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_99 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

Haha, +1
POSTED: 03/13/2008 09:06pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:06:59 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_100 POSTED: 03/13/2008 09:17pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:17:59 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_101 POSTED: 03/13/2008 09:50pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:50:33 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_102 POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:06pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:06:46 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_103 POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:16pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:16:31 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_104 Comeback Kiddd wrote:
but wait a second. awww. i wear tight pants. :[
tight pants= bad/messed up sperm. >

What are you doing wearing tight pants? TAKE THAT SHIT OFF BOY.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:19pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:19:15 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_105 POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:21pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:21:33 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_106 POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:27pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:27:18 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_107 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

This is the best possible comment to be the first on this thread.
POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:41pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:41:43 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_108 POSTED: 03/13/2008 10:42pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:42:19 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_109 POSTED: 03/13/2008 11:22pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:22:24 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_110 Comeback Kiddd wrote:

but wait a second. awww. i wear tight pants. :[
tight pants= bad/messed up sperm. >

lmfao
POSTED: 03/13/2008 11:36pm]]> Comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:36:16 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_111 POSTED: 03/14/2008 12:01am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:01:46 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_112 POSTED: 03/14/2008 12:24am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:24:56 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_113 To listen to beats?
Just my luck!
Here's my spunk.
POSTED: 03/14/2008 12:37am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:37:03 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_114 POSTED: 03/14/2008 01:39am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:39:16 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_115

Sperm.....for tickets..... HOW COME THEY COME UP WITH IT NOW !!!!!????? me dont cares, me got sperm rdy.
POSTED: 03/14/2008 01:45am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:45:18 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_116 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

hahaha
POSTED: 03/14/2008 03:08am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:08:32 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_117 POSTED: 03/14/2008 03:52am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:52:42 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_118 Shread_6009 wrote:

wstern :
Yeah...having a couple kids running around who don't know their father because you didn't want to pay for tickets to Reading is A-W-E-S-O-M-E!


dude, its not our fault that the kids without a dad, plus they might have 2 moms or a dad thats sterile. the donor really plays a very small part in the whole " child without a parent" scenario.

plus, people should donate sperm just for the free porn they supply. nuff said.

Over in the UK once the child your sperm helped created is of a certain age, say 16-18 they can legally find you out and come knock on your door and say "hi dad! look after me!"
POSTED: 03/14/2008 06:15am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:15:10 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_119 Nexu wrote:
Over in the UK once the child your sperm helped created is of a certain age, say 16-18 they can legally find you out and come knock on your door and say "hi dad! look after me!"

Yup, this is why donations have dropped significantly, because that law also applies to some other European countries.

Free concert tickets in exchange for a load of kids tracking me down in 16-18 years? No thanks!
POSTED: 03/14/2008 06:25am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:25:17 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_120
POSTED: 03/14/2008 07:18am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:18:32 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_121 POSTED: 03/14/2008 07:21am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:21:29 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_122 Lacebad wrote:

WACK OFF FOR WACKEN!

Hahahahahaha yeah that's a good one xD

Anyways, it's bad for overpopulation and I won't do it otherwise I will have some kid someone =S I don't want that, I only want a kid with my girl ^_^

Other than that, I know a lot of wankers who whine and complain about not having enough money to go to concerts so this is a great solution =D
POSTED: 03/14/2008 07:53am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:53:40 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_123 *With someone I don't know
Or
*Somewhere

Sorry for the double post
POSTED: 03/14/2008 07:54am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:54:44 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_124
POSTED: 03/14/2008 08:31am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:31:09 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_125 POSTED: 03/14/2008 09:26am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:26:28 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_126 LeZeNkO wrote:

LET THE WANK FEST BEGIN! LOL


haha i second that motion.


well...

i would if i lived in europe.

say..

what you rekn the chances are of australia picking this up?
POSTED: 03/14/2008 09:53am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:53:25 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_127 EvilWeevil wrote:

OMFG, music, for jacking offf? YES!!!!! my dream has come tru

hehe +1

The article was funny but i laughed a lot reading the comments. Funny shit.
POSTED: 03/14/2008 10:50am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:50:35 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_128 POSTED: 03/14/2008 10:51am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:51:11 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_129 browar wrote:

Let's say that you get that ticket. And what? you will be standing among the thousands of wankers and few girls who actually buyed a ticket?

HAHA, exactly
POSTED: 03/14/2008 11:08am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:08:58 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_130 browar wrote:

Let's say that you get that ticket. And what? you will be standing among the thousands of wankers and few girls who actually buyed a ticket?

HAHA, wow i didnt think of that, the sad thing is how much money the festival just lost for giving free tickets away to over half the crowd.
POSTED: 03/14/2008 11:14am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:14:46 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_131 Gemini wrote:

The Irish can't possibly be this infertile. Come on now.
It doesn't mean that we as a ntaion (Ireland) are becoming infertile, it's the fact that donations to these clinics have fallen by 40%, and in order to attract more donations, they brought in this method. Seems like a nice cheap way to get to Oxegen.
POSTED: 03/14/2008 11:31am]]> Comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:31:31 -0400 http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sperm_for_tickets.html#u_132 POSTED: 03/20/2008 06:35pm]]> Comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:35:31 -0400