Happy valentines? Maybe not. Some are lucky in love, but the rest of us resent our lack of cards, can't bear living in a long-term relationship, or have no-one.
It's alright - rock knows how to cater for us.
We've rounded up 10 anti-valentines songs, and while they work as anthems for those who will spend the night alone, let it also be a guide to younger reader who want to avoid an accidental faux pas while making a mixtape for their sweetheart.
Warning - there's some rude lyrics and plenty of hate ahead.
The Prodigy "Smack My B-tch Up"
Great song, but your loved one isn't going to be flattered by the title.
This video was originally banned by MTV, and later named the most controversial in MTV history. The pixelated section at 3:20 will give you a clue why.
Godsmack "I F--king Hate You"
"Hi darling! I didn't get you flowers. Oh, by the way, I f--king hate you, you're a liar, and thinking of you makes me sick." That's a rough summary of what this song would essentially say to your valentine.
Slayer "I Hate You"
More hate, this time from Slayer. "You were a waste of sperm, the way you look makes my stomach turn," says the opening line to this offensive little ditty. Here's a helpful rule of thumb: hate never works on Valentine's day. Never ever.
Queensryche "I Don't Believe In Love"
"She said she loved me," laments Geoff Tate. Sorry Geoff, she didn't really love you. Now you'll never believe in love, and will have to pretend she isn't real. Then sing about it for years on stage, because you'll eventually release it as a single.
Cannibal Corpse "F--ked With A Knife"
"Stalking your every move, I know when you're alone," it roars. If you think that's creepy, the verse about actually using the knife in unsavoury ways is literally unprintable.
* Warning - NSFW images and text*
Motorhead "Bye Bye B-tch Bye Bye"
The perfect anthem to play at full volume when a long term relationship breaks down. Put your speakers in the window and wave out the window while considering your newfound freedom. Why not get a beer? You're free, man.
Venom "F--k Off And Die"
Is there a harsher insult? There's wittier ways to insult someone, but for flat-out offence, this is pretty strong. It's the direct way of saying "turn around, crawl into a pit, and wait for osmosis to rot your flesh from your bones." Yep, that qualifies as an anti-valentines song.
Metallica - "Die Die My Darling"
This isn't as bad as it sounds. See, when you translate it from German, it means "to my darling". Sort of. We're just using Google Translate. Though, the lyrics "see you in hell" would suggest James Hetfield does actually mean "die of death, my darling".
Ozzy Osbourne - "Goodbye To Romance"
Ozzy says goodbye to romance, but also to friends in this sentimental track. Hey Ozzy, who's going to hit the bar with you now you're moping around like a typical breakup victim? Call your pals. Bros before hoes.
Kyuss "One-Inch Man"
Size isn't everything, but in this case, if you got it, don't flaunt it. It's not exactly the right song to tempt a woman back to your place, you get me?
What are your favorite anti-valentine's songs? Share your funny Valentine's stories and we'll read them all - a good opportunity to win comment of the year in December!