Avril Lavigne Cancels Tour Dates

The Best Damn Tour? Fans are going to have reserve judgment.

In news that will undoubtedly hearten Hilary Duff, rival Avril Lavigne has been rendered speechless after coming down with acute laryngitis. The illness has forced the Canadian punky popster to scrap six additional shows on her North American tour, bringing the grand total of nixed dates to eight.

"My sincerest apologies to all of my fans," she said in a statement Saturday night. "My intention was to complete the rest of the tour, but tonight at sound check in Anaheim I realized this wasn't possible. Even though I have been resting my voice for days, when I tried to sing nothing came out."

Refunds will be available on Monday for the six concertsin addition to Anaheim and Sunday's gig in Los Angeles, Lavigne will skip dates in Santa Barbara and San Jose, Calif., and Spokane and Eureka, Wash. She had previously canceled shows last week in San Diego and Phoenix.

Thanks for the info to Yahoo! News.

Comments

[Invisible Girl]

hope she gets better soon!!

[Aftertime]

lol at the "...for now"

all jokes aside hope she gets better :\

[undeaded]

I hope she never sings again.

Jokes, she does make god awful music though.

[Red33]

OH NO!!!!
NOW I WON'T GET TO SEE AVRIL HERE IN PHOENIX!!!!
HOW WILL I SURVIVE?!

[Bulls.On.Parade]

[quote=undeaded]I hope she never sings again.

Jokes, she does make god awful music though.[/quote]
My hero.

[Goblumich07]

yeah, saying she sucks isn't a joke. She sounds better with laryngitis

[ctb]

hope she get better soon!

[Master Bait Her]

I LOVE YOU AVRIL!

[roketsox23]

let the flaming begin...

[officially dead]

i own three of her albums, but i'll never admit to it.

[SLOPPY, L AND R]

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

[Master Bait Her]

^ WTF?????

[SLOPPY, L AND R]

RRRRR UUUUUH AVRIL KILLS ME..... i hope she feels better soon.
bye bye normal people

[TJ1991]

hope she gets better soon, avril's ace. and frankly i dont give a crap what any narrow minded moron thinks of me for saying that. as well as the fact that i like the music, on a personal level laryngitis is horrible and i dont wish it upon anyone.

[Comeback Kiddd]

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

lol. big lol

[Mahoru]

There's a mistake on the article: where it says "The Canadian punky popster" it should say "The Canadian punky poser".
Or maybe "The Canadian shitty poser", but that's probably too direct for her fans. It's better the other way, cause then they won't get it, it'd be too difficult to understand for them.

[C1osur3]

SLOPPY, L AND R :
YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

Lol, nice.

[Compy01]

er... how does hilary duff even compare to avril lavigne?

[monkey_dancer]

Mahoru wrote:

There's a mistake on the article: where it says "The Canadian punky popster" it should say "The Canadian punky poser".
Or maybe "The Canadian shitty poser", but that's probably too direct for her fans. It's better the other way, cause then they won't get it, it'd be too difficult to understand for them.

How can she she be a "poser" when she is very obviously a pop musician?

[hairypineapple]

avrils so hot

[perilouspete]

rofl that UG even bothers posting this.....like, seriouslly?

[Mahoru]

monkey_dancer wrote:

Mahoru wrote:

There's a mistake on the article: where it says "The Canadian punky popster" it should say "The Canadian punky poser".
Or maybe "The Canadian shitty poser", but that's probably too direct for her fans. It's better the other way, cause then they won't get it, it'd be too difficult to understand for them.

How can she she be a "poser" when she is very obviously a pop musician?

Yes, it's obvious that she's a pop musician, but she's sold as a punk star, and most people thinks that what she plays is punk even nowadays. It's a shame, I know

[742627000017]

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

Youre the best

[shooshi123]

Lol

[monkey_dancer]

Mahoru wrote:

Yes, it's obvious that she's a pop musician, but she's sold as a punk star, and most people thinks that what she plays is punk even nowadays. It's a shame, I know

She is? Ok, didn't really know that. Still, who really cares what people think it is? If they like it then fair enough.

[pant weasel]

Oh no! She's not coming to San Jose! What ever will I do??!?!?!

[gallagher2006]

£10 says it's a cover story for drug addiction.

Same thing happened with Keanes singer, turned out he wasn't ill at all, he was just out of his face on LSD and Heroin.

mark my words

[craiganders]

I hope she gets better.... not physically better, I just hope she actually becomes talented.

[Moontard]

i don't think her new song is that bad.

[Jugulator_cro]

There`s no cure for the the stage of disease she`s in.

[Pumpkins4Life]

er... how does hilary duff even compare to avril lavigne?

I don't know really, everyone knows Duff is better than her in every way possible.

[kop4]

i got 2 words to say: "OH NOES"

[nikh158]

I thought her band did a great job covering "Fuel" for the Metallica tribute programme on MTV. Best thing they`ve ever done and showed they can actually play.

[empiggy]

Avril used to play good music. Now...well in my opinion...
*shakes head*

[mikko 9119]

Avril was a good artist... i hope she gets better no matter what her last single was like in 15 different languages (sorry, but the multi-lingual of one song was over the top imo)

[recliner33]

officially dead wrote:

i own three of her albums, but i'll never admit to it.

lol, you just admitted to having three of her albums.

[TJ1991]

recliner33 wrote:

officially dead wrote:

i own three of her albums, but i'll never admit to it.
lol, you just admitted to having three of her albums.

Welcome to irony.

[AVA_Plus44_182]

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

I don't even have to read that to find it funny lol.

[backswmr360]

you know, i clicked on this article just to read all the flaming. and it was totally worth it!!!

[clazz]

Haha, hasn't this tour sold extremely poorly and received bad reviews?

Makes me wonder if this is an excuse to avoid more bad press.

[chimpinatux]

damn, so her throat is sore...hope she can still use it in other ways

[DirkLance]

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

LOUD NOISES!!!

[kennyvspenny]

god she's fine.

[Soul-Monger]

chimpinatux wrote:

damn, so her throat is sore...hope she can still use it in other ways

Why do you need throats when you have skull sockets?


For cereal.

[twistedriffster]

she kinda looks like jessica simpson now.

[Savage Animal]

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

ahahahaha it was funny before I read it and even funnier after I read it

[ReiDSaN]

Omg, that's like, so whatever

[BewilderedSon]

The thing is... they hire professional songwriters because she is a popular star, so they can write music that fits both her and the audience. Second, they hire professional musicians so they are sure she has something to fall back on. It is a very thought-through act. But when you say you are a fan because you like the song or the band is good, you are not really a fan of AVRIL... the only thing she really does is sing... and she can't

[random one]

better this then lip syncing her shows

[PMAC01]

I would really like to thank BewilderedSon for the point that was made by that statement. That is exactly what is wrong with people liking a lot of pop and other "mainstream", over-published music. If you hire someone else to make the music for you... you are POSING to be an artist. I wish less of this would happen so that music can evolve and be much more creative and true.

[qotsa1998]

Her lyrics were pretty awful when she first started out, but shes gotten better if she writes her own stuff. Laryngitis has got to suck, and at least she isnt lip synching. That would be even worse for her career/image.

[Metal_Rich]

Get well soon A!

[Metal_Rich]

ReiDSaN wrote:

Omg, that's like, so whatever

Rofl!

[Chozz]

Im sorry to rain on your parade, But WHO the hell is 'Avril Lavigne' ??

[Matthehopeless]

Chozz :
Im sorry to rain on your parade, But WHO the hell is 'Avril Lavigne' ??

Some girl who married Deryck Whibley apparently

[Y2A 66]

does anyone actually care?
cause I know I'm heartbroken

[The Two]

Chozz wrote:

Im sorry to rain on your parade, But WHO the hell is 'Avril Lavigne' ??

Like u know God? yea the exact opposite

[ShredderOmega]

Don't like her stuff, but that shit sucks! Looseing your voice is ****in' frustrateing.

[A7X/GD/MCR]

laryngitis?

yeah right

i dont understand how u can **** up ur voice if u dont sing


she's prolly knocked up or something

[ginger_snapd_ha]

perilouspete wrote:

rofl that UG even bothers posting this.....like, seriouslly?

Probably because it is 'Guitar' website.. and since there are 'Guitars' in her music.. hope this isn't going over your head... I can see how 13 year old kids wearing Mastadon shirts would think that all guitar news is going to be about metalcore acts and metalacaylpse.

[tommyt]

gallagher2006 wrote:

£10 says it's a cover story for drug addiction.

Same thing happened with Keanes singer, turned out he wasn't ill at all, he was just out of his face on LSD and Heroin.

mark my words

Hey Hey. you you, i have laryngitis

NO WAY, NO WAY! i'll bet it's drug addiction!

[NEGASILVER]

Probably because it is 'Guitar' website.. and since there are 'Guitars' in her music.. hope this isn't going over your head... I can see how 13 year old kids wearing Mastadon shirts would think that all guitar news is going to be about metalcore acts and metalacaylpse.

Any metalcore is better than Avril.

[Hultan]

thank god for canceling the tour

[!normajean!]

chimpinatux wrote:

damn, so her throat is sore...hope she can still use it in other ways

yea...to like...eat and drink.....right?
-_-

[0h The Horror]

:'[ how will I ever remain loyal to Avril if she keep diregarding her fans and getting sick?!

It's so hard to joke, she's terrible. Why again do people need to hear about Avril La-fing-vigne once a week?

[Cobalt Blue]

well atleast she's taking time off. i've heard of some singes just going on with ruined voices and finishing tours sounding like shit.

[Shayne777]

NNNNNOOOOO!!!!! what will i do now

[Livid89]

good

[FenixSDMF]

tommyt wrote:
Hey Hey. you you, i have laryngitis

NO WAY, NO WAY! i'll bet it's drug addiction!

haha that's way too awesome

[Korzack]

roketsox23 wrote:

let the flaming begin...

It kinda smells like roast chicken, fellas!

[DANZIG767]

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

i love how this is all one sentence

[qwerty_555]

YAY!

[TheInfringement]

Laryngitis must suck really bad. Other than that, I really don't have any sympathy. Maybe she could take this time to actually write stuff herself, instead of hiring people... hmm...

Oh, and..

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

^Win

[Xeus]

DANZIG767 wrote:

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

i love how this is all one sentence

yes!

[peaceonearth52]

Sell out Lavigne, sell out

[Kenny_NJ]

avril lavigne is a christian noise core/mathmetal band. they tour with norma jean, the chariot, and inhale exhale.

[Dvnc]

tommyt wrote:

gallagher2006 wrote:

£10 says it's a cover story for drug addiction.

Same thing happened with Keanes singer, turned out he wasn't ill at all, he was just out of his face on LSD and Heroin.

mark my words


Hey Hey. you you, i have laryngitis

NO WAY, NO WAY! i'll bet it's drug addiction!

That's great! LMAO

[Shread_6009]

the way shes sellig out, 5 $ says that theres a guitar hero: avril coming out.

lol jk jk

tommyt wrote:
Hey Hey. you you, i have laryngitis

NO WAY, NO WAY! i'll bet it's drug addiction!

i smell a weird al yankovic parady

[601210]

Her first album was okay..

[Melonhead2]

Their is a god...

[goldendude88]

officially dead wrote:

i own three of her albums, but i'll never admit to it.

You just did my friend..

[goldendude88]

officially dead wrote:

i own three of her albums, but i'll never admit to it.

You just did my friend..

[Electroplex]

^ the concept of 'irony' too advanced for you, eh?

[anoreorcist12]

WHY did this make it on UG? a good laugh though i guess there wasnt much else exciting happening

[Anavrin224]

I'm not a fan of her music but I know how annoying it is when concerts get canceled so I do feel sorry for the people that like her music.

[niftycakedude]

Does UG honestly believe a bunch of nerdy 13-20 year old guitar players give a s*** about Avril??

[Skater901]

Kenny_NJ wrote:

avril lavigne is a christian noise core/mathmetal band. they tour with norma jean, the chariot, and inhale exhale.

Lawl. Just, lawl.

[thedarkblues06]

Xeus wrote:

DANZIG767 wrote:

SLOPPY, L AND R wrote:

YEAH WELL AVRIL'S MY NEXT FANTASY WIFE,, UNTIL I DROP HER LIKE A ROCK (ROCK... ARE ARE ARE) FOR MILEY CIRUS WHO ALSO SUFFERS FROM LARANGIDUS QAND SHE DROPS HER SECRET TOTALLY LAWFUL LOVER FOR ME, THEY DIDNT TOUCH EACH OTHER TILL MIDNIGHT MILEYS 18 BIRTHDAY, LUCINDA WLIIAMS, WAS UNDER THE TOOTALIGE OF DOLLY PARDON ANYWAY BUT THEN BILLY RAY GETS ALL HUFFED AND LUCINDA FALLS FOR BILLY RAY ON ACCOUNT A HES SUCH A GOOD MUSCISIAN (UUUH HUH)AND SO ME AND MILIE GET MARRIED AND BILLY RAY AND LUCINDA WILLIAMS GET MARRIED IN A DOUBLE CERRIMONY I TRY TO CONSOL AVRIL TO PLAY THE GIG -BUT SHES GOT LARINGIDUS EVIDENTLY CAUSE ALL SHE CAN SAY TO ME IS "ARE YOU --F'IN KIDDIN ME" SO I HIRE CROOKED STILL AND EVERYTHING GOES GREAT BUT AVRIL CRASHED THE GIG RIGHT AT THE HOLDEN YR PIECE PART AN SHE BLOWS MY HEAD CLEAN AN I GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BE DAMNED IF THERE AINT SOME REAL ROCK AND ROLL THERE SO IM NOT ALL THAT PUT OFF BY BEIN DEAD EXCEPT BARRY MANILOWS NOT DEAD YET AND EVERYBODY IN HELL CLAIMS TO WRITE THE SONGS, YOU KNOW, THE SONGS, THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SING OR SOME CRAP I DONNO ITS JUST JUST FANTASY.

i love how this is all one sentence


yes!

And then like, the world imploded on itself.

[its_sublime07]

I like her version of Chop Suey

[CrabShrapnel]

OH NOES!!!!

[Anti Vicarious]

tommyt wrote:

Hey Hey. you you, i have laryngitis

NO WAY, NO WAY! i'll bet it's drug addiction!

That had me laughing for about 4 minutes dude....hahaha thank you.

[Harry Krishner]

who cares

[emr_steelmech]

there is a God?

[evryday drinkin]

too much coke?

[kennethdave]

I juz gagged her wif my rod, that's y...

[littleleo88]

My sincerest apologies to all of my fans," she SAID in a statement Saturday night.

thought she was done speaking right now?

[HeavyMetalDevil]

"When I tried to sing, nothing came out"
Hell yeah, girl. I even wonder if you have could sing EVER.

[Lauri]

Goblumich07 wrote:

yeah, saying she sucks isn't a joke. She sounds better with laryngitis

LOL +100

[toolmns]

she's hot

[pigmaggots]

Bulls.On.Parade wrote:

[quote=undeaded]I hope she never sings again.

Jokes, she does make god awful music though.

My hero.[/quote]

I'm sure you could pick a better hero ;]

[mrjimborinsane]

OOOOH GGOOOOODDDD NOOOOO!!!!!

haha

[HammerForce]

I don't care if she ever sings again....Just as long as she keeps a high profile so my eyes get some joy, even if it pains my ears to do so

[Circus]

its_sublime07 wrote:

I like her version of Chop Suey

She has a version of Chop Suey? I heard her version of Basket Case and cried... I think next time I'm on a down and want to self harm I'll download her version of Chop Suey.

[Zebra_Planet]

craiganders wrote:

I hope she gets better.... not physically better, I just hope she actually becomes talented.

good one.

[G.Krizzel]

'Hilary Duff, rival Avril Lavigne'

'the Canadian punky popster'

...I mean: C'MON!

[otizeta]

for certain reasons i hate this chick...

[richard_edwards]

shes not made for live performances. shes just there for 13 year old girls to listen to on the radio.

i bet it took her ages to record just one song because of all the studio tweakery.

[richard_edwards]

and notice how ug havent bothered to check this article?

because of all the oh-so-worth-reading-all-of-it flaming.

[AvengedThrice]

I..

I'm not sure what to say.

This is terrible news for all of us.

[Beanie_Ben]

maybe she should do a black metal album before the laryngitis goes

[say5ss2]

U know wat? i Think UG posts articles about Avril on purpose. So that people come over and have a Flamefest.

[freedoms_stain]

say5ss2 wrote:

U know wat? i Think UG posts articles about Avril on purpose. So that people come over and have a Flamefest.

I was about to say it's so they can post pictures of her, but she's hideous in the pic they've chosen.

[xheartbreakerx]

Hey guys..... I'm tired of all the haters on here. I happen to love avril lavigne! She's probably my favorite female soloist.

....Bring on the flamefest.....

[xheartbreakerx]

Get well soon Avril!

[DownInAHole.]

Um, checked?