Dave Navarro Directs Porn Movie

Former Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro has turned his back on music to direct a feature-length porn movie.

The musician has teamed up with Teravision - the production company run by porn megastar Tera Patrick and her husband Evan Seinfeld - to direct his debut porn flick 'Broken.’

Navarro said of the project: "I have always had an interest in film making and the visual arts, so when Teravision approached me about directing a film, it felt like a natural partnership.

"I have known Evan and Tera for years and have many friends in the adult entertainment industry, so I figured... What a great opportunity to work on a feature length project with people I already know.

”I have missed the sense of danger and edge in the music business for many years and working on this project reminded me a lot of the old days when we were just a bunch of kids in Hollywood playing the clubs, getting our hands dirty and raising some eyebrows along the way."

Released in September, the movie’s lead star is Sasha Grey, who according to AVN.com stars as "a woman torn apart by the duality of control and powerlessness in her life." Grey has previously starred in such delights as 'In Through The Backdoor’, 'Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled 'Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.

Credits for the info to Gigwise.com.

Comments

[Sapient]

Glad the guy's finally found his true calling

[KillEmAll]

God, I love those film titles :P

[Cal UK]

Hahaha love the film titles.

[Dirk Gently]

Wasn't "Cum Fart Cocktails #5" nominated for the Oscar for best screenplay and best cinematography? Anyway, it was a harrowing tale. I wept like a small, defenseless child at the end.

[Lostprophets$$$]

Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.

L. M. F. A. O.

[RHDIII]

its kind of funny how serious he is. to "direct films" and what not.

I'm sure he'll turn out a real peice of art...

[Renka]

That wasn't tears coming out of your eyes! :eek:

Still, he's a giant douche and I am glad he's out of the industy, even though I don't believe this story 100%. :P

[matalliam]

if i was him i would preffer to star in the film instead of directing it, i dont think that porn films need directors, and besides if its got a story to it i doubt that anyones gonna watch it to find out the story, most people are gonna fast forward to the good stuff

[kaptink]

"a woman torn apart by the duality of control and powerlessness in her life."

Before she takes off her clothes and bangs a guy.

[Dirk Gently]

kaptink wrote:

"a woman torn apart by the duality of control and powerlessness in her life."

Before she takes off her clothes and bangs a guy.

Exactly. She's going to explore the duality of taking it up the ass and in her mouth at the same time. He's making ART for Chrissakes!!11!

[chris_kedro]

too bad his musical talents aren't going to be good enough to provide a decent soundtrack

[Tw1zzler]

this is too funny

[Mud Martian]

I lol'd.

[Vampire Spawn]

chris_kedro wrote:

too bad his musical talents aren't going to be good enough to provide a decent soundtrack

aahahaha

besides, who watches a porn because a certain person is directing it

[GNR's Fan]

No wonder the music of today is in such a state.....

[WalrusZach]

lol Gang Bang My Face

[break-me-in]

GNR's Fan wrote:

No wonder the music of today is in such a state.....

Amen to that...

I honestly thought this was going to be a piss-take. Why would anyone think of this as a meaningful or worthwhile job?! There is no hope. The human race really is ****ing doomed...

[dieamberdie]

Wasn't "Cum Fart Cocktails #5" nominated for the Oscar for best screenplay and best cinematography? Anyway, it was a harrowing tale. I wept like a small, defenseless child at the end.

yes i belive it was i even think it won the screenplay award. same for me it's up there in the top 3 films that made me emotional right beside the Color Purple and the Backdoor Adventures of Butthead And Beaver. lol my references? http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html a list of the funniest porn film names ever...sorry had to post it

[psychodelia]

Checkeroo

[acshadow25]

lol

[dirtymexican863]

Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.

[Michelangelo193]

It's good to see him making an artistic turn for the better, but I must say "Boo for porn with story line."

[shakysam]

I wonder if he feels empty and tired as soon as he's finished shooting a porn movie?

[TC1223]

I hope Carmen Electra is one of the actors !!

[CmS]

I cant help but wonder if this is for real...

[Geeto6]

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.

[Mosher]

Geeto6 wrote:

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.

hahahahaha

[thedarkblues06]

Geeto6 wrote:

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.

Agreed. Oh, and I pissed my pants laughing so hard at all these comments lol.

[Charlie4]

At first I thought this was a joke know I see He's really a joke. Can someone give me a decent answer here: What has Dave Navarro done ? There's been all this "hype" that he's a great guitarist. Yes/No ?
I'm propably breaking the humourous vibe. Must say these porn movie names are actually so ridiculous it's funny. :>

[Korzack]

Haha I guess he's cut the song-writing out & gone straight to pure Wank then...
Oh, this story's just made my day - Haha nice one. Mind you, I hate to see what the title's gotta do with things.

[stratupyourass]

Geeto6 wrote:

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.

or 'Red Hot Chili Cocks " lol

[Mr. Altoid]

He better do the music too.... and hell maybe even get Evan Stone Then this would be the best pr0n evar!!!!!

[stratupyourass]

or'Red Hot Chili Penises'

[Flesh N' Blood]

Former Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro has turned his back on music

Well nuff said

[GreenSaosiner]

uhhh.... he has an interest in "film making"... Isn't porn just a movie with a really shitty story line where people get ****ed?

[Mudvayne_LP]

pics or didnt happen.

[Bootsauce]

Navarro: "but how do we explain where all her clothes went? I mean, shouldn't there be a backstory? what's her motivation??"
Producer:"umm, Dave? why don't you go sit over there for a while, and we'll be sure to call you as soon as you're needed, ok?"

[troyponce]

I lawl'd.

[Chiefsaint55]

this makes perfect sense...

[The Novice]

Not surprised.

[shwilly]

I wonder if he feels empty and tired as soon as he's finished shooting a porn movie?

LOL

This is horrible. I mean, this guy was a respected gui... wait, Sasha Grey? Hmmmm, nice :p

[tommyt]

well he had to do something to keep him in boss pedals

[kornival]

only dave can turn a porno into a masterpiece

[Kurt_Morrelo]

this should be interesting
but i do agree about that bit with the music industry losing their edge and whatnot.

ps- cum fart cocktails #5 hahaha

[Teufel]

Cum Fart Cocktails #5.... LMFAO! What kind of sick shit is that?!

[Lotz222]

All i want is the naked woman. Enough with the lame stories. (1) Girl in bedroom (2)Girl (or guy whatever) walk in (3)Both get naked (4)Get'er Done (5)The end. All i want to see

[Dirk Gently]

Checked.

[Freddedonna]

Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.

This is soo ****ing awesome lmao

[Guitar_Poet]

Geeto6 wrote:

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.

hahaha..

‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’

rofl. porn people come up with the funniest titles/names for shit ever.

[Surfer Rosa]

I love Dave. It's to bad many people have forgotten about what he did with Jane's or have never heard him with them.
Don't blame him for missing an edge in music though, The Panic Channel or so bland.

[fetus989]

Movie titles are priceless.
Gang Bang my Face
rofl

[Coheed_Cambria]

lol wth, music is way better than porn.. and i have to say directing porn.. wouldnt that be pretty easy? Just film dirty sex at lots of angles.. the sweaty old men and hormone-driven teens don't really care how artistic it is now do they.. haha

funny story though, and funnier comments xD

[MTVget0FFtheAIR]

wow uhh this is the most interesting news article i've ever read.....

[Stairwaytofloyd]

stratupyourass wrote:

Geeto6 wrote:

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.


or 'Red Hot Chili Cocks " lol

Or Cockstar: INtheASS

[kud666]

dudes sasha grey is hot as hell. will be cool watching the fil and so forth lmao

[yourmalmsteen]

Cum Fart Cocktails!?

[paintITblack39]

haha, this is funny.

Checked.

[Neloangelo818]

sasha grey is a freak.
my new favorite.

[-heartbreaker-]

whoa, I hope he plays the porno music too

you know, "bow chicka bow wow" (wah pedal!!!)

[mp3stalin]

Lostprophets$$$ wrote:

Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.



L. M. F. A. O.

LMAO-STE-TUNG!

[Navarre_Bassist]

rofl...‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’

[Set-Abominae]

Stairwaytofloyd wrote:

stratupyourass wrote:

Geeto6 wrote:

At least he didn't call the movie Janes A-dick-tion.


or 'Red Hot Chili Cocks " lol


Or Cockstar: INtheASS

LOL nice job guys. That cockstar one is awesome. And come on. "Cum Fart Cocktails"? What the hell man?

[Woogles]

i hope hes not in it :OOO

[RHCPhan18]

Set-Abominae wrote:
LOL nice job guys. That cockstar one is awesome. And come on. "Cum Fart Cocktails"? What the hell man?

Cum Fart Cocktails is a great movie, and if you havent seen it, I suggest you see it ASAP.

[HavokStrife]

Sasha Grey is hot.

[b r y a n]

RHCPhan18 wrote:
Cum Fart Cocktails is a great movie, and if you havent seen it, I suggest you see it ASA

Well the first one was a masterpiece, but I believe the sequels were fueled by the quest for money. It's a shame really.

[dantheman123]

who would come up with cum fart cocktails.. really? lol

[TooFast]

Hahaha. Gang bang my face. Hahaha

[ironman316]

in through the back door... haha. that one just sounds funnier to me. probably thanks to quagmire. lol

[creativeboner]

"Cum Fart Cocktails #5"

Classic...

[jonnyrotten45]

y is this a story, MAN GETS ASKED TO DIRECT A PORNO AND SAYS YES, ud have to be crazy to say no, dont want to want to watch a hot chick get plowed

[Pink Mist]

lol, I don't think even the AVN refer to their movies as visual art!

[caucasian_ninja]

Charlie4 wrote:

At first I thought this was a joke know I see He's really a joke. Can someone give me a decent answer here: What has Dave Navarro done ? There's been all this "hype" that he's a great guitarist. Yes/No ?
I'm propably breaking the humourous vibe. Must say these porn movie names are actually so ridiculous it's funny. :>

He is a great guitarist. Listen to some Jane's Addiction, or better yet, watch their 'Three Days' DVD. And while he doesn't mesh with the Chili Peppers as well as Frusciante does, listen to their 'One Hot Minute' album, which was released while he was their guitarist. The guy definetely has skills, and his tone is incredible. He's just a bit of a camera *****, and that's seen as overshadowing his music. I love him though.

[caucasian_ninja]

Oh and P.S.: he has more stage presence than most guitarists EVER. The man absolutely COMMANDS the stage.

P.P.S.: If you're interested:

(Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-jgh6r934&mode=related& search=

(Part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykuQcPhiPRc&mode=related& search=

[scarfacesuit]

lmfao... cum fart cocktail. hahahaha

[legrille]

so was i the only that was hoping this would be a carmen electra sex tape?

[icekold23]

dude i've touched at least 2 of those movies (with gloves of course) before because I work at a video store. i'm sick of my boss ordering these pornos. we also have screeches sex tape. i saw that and it was funny. maybe i'll watch this when it comes in

[samerika]

Great, i'm definetely not watching this movie.

Great article :P

[otherkid]

Haha the titles at the end are hilarious

[Dog454]

Yes, the most alternative mellow porno ever will be directed by Dave Navarro.

[JimiOwnsYou21]

porn titles FTW

[toxic_monkey]

" Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’.

..Oh wow. XD

2. LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH.
21. TITS OF FURY

jesus christ, do all the titles have to be THIS bad?

[Tim69]

wonder how many ppl have just searched Sasha Grey

[punkbass481]

Navarro said of the project: "I have always had an interest in film making and the visual arts, so when Teravision approached me about directing a film, it felt like a natural partnership.

the "visual arts"...its fuc*ing dude.

[MegaRon]

"Cum Fart Cocktails 5" ... Wow, I'm going to have to look that one up.

[MegaRon]

Tim69 wrote:

wonder how many ppl have just searched Sasha Grey

I know I did!

[demonico]

GNR's Fan wrote:

No wonder the music of today is in such a state.....


Amen to that...

I honestly thought this was going to be a piss-take. Why would anyone think of this as a meaningful or worthwhile job?! There is no hope. The human race really is ****ing doomed...

And your cynical approach isn't doing much to help. It's pretty hilarious how he thinks it's meaningful and all, but at least he's doing something. I mean, his music wasn't exactly 'art' either lol...

[gwitersnamps]

Charlie4 wrote:

At first I thought this was a joke know I see He's really a joke. Can someone give me a decent answer here: What has Dave Navarro done ? There's been all this "hype" that he's a great guitarist. Yes/No ?
I'm propably breaking the humourous vibe. Must say these porn movie names are actually so ridiculous it's funny. :>

His work with Jane's Addiction was pretty good. Outside of that. . .

[gwitersnamps]

demonico wrote:
I mean, his music wasn't exactly 'art' either lol...

And he never really took it as art, either.

[GuitarUltimate?]

Lotz222 wrote:

Everyone was talking about funny porn titles so i search and found this site

I think you were probably in the neighborhood anyways and then found this thread and figured "hey, why not"

[bluesrocker101]

GAH! Checked, warned, and much much more. Think before you post.

[EasyRider]

I don't understand how he came across the idea of being a porn director. He probably just sees it as another way of entertaining the public. I wonder if he wrote a song about it.

[trendkill-]

Vampire Spawn wrote:

chris_kedro wrote:

too bad his musical talents aren't going to be good enough to provide a decent soundtrack

aahahaha

besides, who watches a porn because a certain person is directing it

porn is porn lmao

[rblotnicky]

Mr. Altoid wrote:

He better do the music too.... and hell maybe even get Evan Stone Then this would be the best pr0n evar!!!!!

Who watches pr0n for the guy in it? Hell most girls i know even watch it for the girls involved.

[operation ktulu]

"Grey has previously starred in such delights as ‘In Through The Backdoor’, ‘Gang Bang my Face’ and the brilliantly titled ‘Cum Fart Cocktails #5’."

OMG, LMAO, I think I'm gonna piss my pants.

[zAg1619]

Oh man.. Cum Fart Cocktails.. That one made me giggle.

[IMABBALLPLAYER]

umm..... this will be worse than one hot minute.

[meadowskid]

how the hell do you direct a porno, you tell them what positions to take or something?

[titsmcgee852]

'Cum Fart Cocktails #5’

I think that the funny bit about his, apart from the title, is that there has been 4 before it

[redhotsexmagic]

hahahahahahaha Cum fart cocktails I almost pooped my pants when I read that

[Pertenozzo]

He's a great guitarist. One of the best for my taste.

BUT C'MON !!! Make some bloody music then do whatever you want to!!!. Man and I was hoping of a Jane's Addiction reunion shame on you!.


BUT...Sasha Grey is really beautiful so that totally makes up for it.

[shiwi1]

HAHAHA "Janes A-dick-tion" and "Red Hot Chili Cocks" are funny...but what if he called it "RED HOT CHILI PECKERS"....HAHAHA....

[Nor'Easterbass]

Shiwi1, you got it for the titles. "Red Hot Chili Peckers" would be hilarious. This is pretty funny that Navarro's "directing a film" but really I'm not surprised it's porn.

[Ali-b912]

dave wouldnt star in a porno because it would be too short. he could only provide one hot minute. seriously directing a porn movie is the way of getting the first wank off from the movie. obviously hes lacking love from other places so hes gonna watch someone else do it

[Soul Vomitor]

How about RED HOT CHERRY POPPERS??

Much better, yes?

[Jonbagga]

they didnt have to explain this in an article - the title wouldve explained it all

[riziger]

hey.... i like sasha.

[fornillia]

Cum Fart Cocktails #5

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Mr. Altoid]

rblotnicky wrote:

Mr. Altoid wrote:

He better do the music too.... and hell maybe even get Evan Stone Then this would be the best pr0n evar!!!!!

Who watches pr0n for the guy in it? Hell most girls i know even watch it for the girls involved.

Just search up some Evan Stone, you'll see what I mean.

[Bazilisck311]

Good wholesome family entertainment

[rebreh]

Yeep he sucks at guitar so of course this is what he wants to do