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Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst Gets Married

artist: limp bizkit date: 07/20/2009 category: general music news
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 10:13 am
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SyixString :
just dont start singin about love... christ.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 10:35 am / quote |
Jet_Black88 :
Nazarov is a much prettier last name than Durst.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:39 am / quote |
slypoonce :
fred looks like a crack-fueled sean connery in that picture.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:45 am / quote |
tenacioust04 :
Why is this news?
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:25 pm / quote |
Eternium :
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:37 pm / quote |
isabiggles :
Woohoo everyone jumpda****up!
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:37 pm / quote |
mtllica :
what does this have to do with music at all??
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:39 pm / quote |
DwizzleDizzle :
Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.


high five!

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:40 pm / quote |
redhotsexmagic :
he did it all for the nookie
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:40 pm / quote |
CrazyPigeon :
mtllica wrote:

what does this have to do with music at all??


Fred Durst is a musician...? Oh wait, I see what you did there >_>.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:42 pm / quote |
UberElixir :
redhotsexmagic wrote:

he did it all for the nookie


Damnit, you bet me

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:45 pm / quote |
DieYouBastard :
redhotsexmagic wrote:

he did it all for the nookie


I lol'd. XD

anyway, no doubt this poor woman is blind, deaf, and dumb.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:49 pm / quote |
ckadavar :
SyixString wrote:

just dont start singin about love... christ.


ummm. Marriage means he wouldn't sing about love for a long time

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:54 pm / quote |
howrylak1 :
Did he do it all for the nookie?
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 12:55 pm / quote |
JephStiph :
They could have also given this story the headline :
"World's stupidest woman found in Las Vegas"

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:14 pm / quote |
LoathsomePete :
I didn't know Nevada let you marry a blow up doll.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:18 pm / quote |
ShadesOfNight :
ckadavar wrote:

SyixString wrote:

just dont start singin about love... christ.

ummm. Marriage means he wouldn't sing about love for a long time


so true

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:19 pm / quote |
WyldeMan666 :
slypoonce wrote:

fred looks like a crack-fueled sean connery in that picture.


HAHA!!! its true!!!

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:20 pm / quote |
nave890 :
Any guess on how long this will last
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:38 pm / quote |
StewieSwan :
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.


The grammar....it BURNS!

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:42 pm / quote |
etniesmuzikskat :
he kind of looks like Alec Baldwin in that picture, I hate his band but congrats
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:43 pm / quote |
misterfarenheit :
meal at the city's Prime Steakhousebefore watching


spelling fail

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 01:48 pm / quote |
roter$baron :
first show in 8 years? they played the rock im park/rock am ring festival in germandy this june...
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 02:07 pm / quote |
David_Bowie=GOD :
He should have married Artis the Spoonman. If you've seen the video for Soundgarden's Spoonman, you'd know what I mean. They both jump around like dumbasses and dress similar. Only difference is that the Spoonman has talent...

That said, I do like a few Limp Bizkit songs, everything after Chocolate Starfish sucked though.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 02:08 pm / quote |
Gh. :
Esther Nazarov? Is she Jewish?
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 02:41 pm / quote |
David_Bowie=GOD :
slypoonce wrote:

fred looks like a crack-fueled sean connery in that picture.


I'd say he looks more like the son of Santa Claus.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 02:51 pm / quote |
Mainer :
this won't last long
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 02:53 pm / quote |
AngryGoldfish :
Congratulations Fred. She's a very pretty girl.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 02:54 pm / quote |
 
 m 
  :
Checked.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:09 pm / quote |
Melkord :
Well, I don't like that sorry band, but I will say congratulations, and good luck. Oh, and he did good, because she is like 2 levels above him on the attractive scale.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:13 pm / quote |
DimebagRob :
'Chine ****in' Head!
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:21 pm / quote |
dieinafire :
Is UG also going to cover the divorce proceedings?
I'll check back in a couple weeks to see. :/

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:27 pm / quote |
ctb :
She's pretty!

"Esther Durst" doesn't sound nice.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:27 pm / quote |
Comeback Kiddd :
howrylak1 wrote:

Did he do it all for the nookie?


so i can get that cookie?

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:29 pm / quote |
12-string :
Great, I know this great man and leviathon of the music industry will not be kept under the thumb by this woman of his. It can only serve to improve his song writing greatness and take him onto another level populated only by God and David Bowie. I think that Fred is a very misunderstood character, and a deeper exploration of his lyrics indicate that he is a troubled man. Troubled by flaws in the world around him, and more importantly in himself. Perhaps this wife will offer him another blank canvas upon which me may discover more flaws to tell the world about through the medium of his wonder band. Super.

X

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:39 pm / quote |
Melkord :
12-string wrote:

Great, I know this great man and leviathon of the music industry will not be kept under the thumb by this woman of his. It can only serve to improve his song writing greatness and take him onto another level populated only by God and David Bowie. I think that Fred is a very misunderstood character, and a deeper exploration of his lyrics indicate that he is a troubled man. Troubled by flaws in the world around him, and more importantly in himself. Perhaps this wife will offer him another blank canvas upon which me may discover more flaws to tell the world about through the medium of his wonder band. Super.

X


...you are indeed the greatest comedian of our generation.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 03:55 pm / quote |
Raizer Sabre :
when he asked her out, did he say "hey you! mrs i don't know what the f**k your name is!"
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 04:01 pm / quote |
David_Bowie=GOD :
Comeback Kiddd wrote:

howrylak1 wrote:

Did he do it all for the nookie?

so i can get that cookie?


and stick up your yeah? stick it up your yeah?

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 04:12 pm / quote |
nashmanz :
Can't wait to hear the new Limp Bizkit with love raps and romance lyrics HAHA
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 04:22 pm / quote |
div_vnv :
no doubt this woman hasn't seen his sex video..
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 04:29 pm / quote |
Thienskater :
it won't be long till we hear about his divorce....
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 04:57 pm / quote |
daniel c b :
i'm happy for him
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:17 pm / quote |
thedarkblues06 :
David_Bowie=GOD wrote:

Comeback Kiddd wrote:

howrylak1 wrote:

Did he do it all for the nookie?

so i can get that cookie?

and stick up your yeah? stick it up your yeah?


Dammit, you beat me to it.

Congrats Durst, may your love for her last forever.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:24 pm / quote |
manutd4lyf :
Break Your Fucking Face Tonight!!

Fred Durst's new assault case next week for being a downright wife beater

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:25 pm / quote |
HGF :
what happened to Kristen, Fred?!?
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:38 pm / quote |
whaip :
hmmm....interesting?
not really, i really want to hear more about another guitar hero!*_*

*cough*

(' am really lucky that he had found a wife, hope it won't last just for a short time)

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:42 pm / quote |
Dmmrng :
Please don't procreate durst. For the sake of all of humanity, don't do it!!!
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:54 pm / quote |
Dextermaniac :
Good for him, Fred's a good guy.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 05:54 pm / quote |
kurtshapedbox :
has got!

Wankery aside...I feel bad for the poor girl.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 06:05 pm / quote |
Theeman0000 :
I'm imagining the bedside conversation they'lll have on their wedding night.

Fred-"Wanna have some sex?"
Esther-"Please to have green card now?"

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 06:21 pm / quote |
shane5point0 :
Why does anybody care if fred durst got married? This is a music site not ****ing tmz.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 06:27 pm / quote |
Zero_Mike :
Just watch: in a few weeks we'll see "Fred Durst announces divorice" on the front page of UG...
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 06:32 pm / quote |
4 strings :
in my opinion this surely is not worthy as news. was there nothing else?

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 06:39 pm / quote |
merkalos666 :
well at least now he's got someone to look after his son and daughter while he's away on tour.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 07:08 pm / quote |
visiofx :
this has nothing to do with "GUITAR" why's this on the headline...who cares...UG editor should get fired
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 08:02 pm / quote |
dcdossett65 :
why is this news?
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 08:09 pm / quote |
Soadfan8 :
DieYouBastard wrote:

redhotsexmagic wrote:

he did it all for the nookie

I lol'd. XD

anyway, no doubt this poor woman is blind, deaf, and dumb.


but she sure plays a mean pinball

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 08:24 pm / quote |
Echoplex :
howrylak1 wrote:

Did he do it all for the nookie?
Yeah. So you can take that cookie, and stick it up your...

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 08:31 pm / quote |
jsurf06 :
he has a grey beard haha ROCK ON!
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 08:33 pm / quote |
 
 m 
  :
Checked
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 08:42 pm / quote |
Ain_Elohim :
Soadfan8 wrote:

DieYouBastard wrote:

redhotsexmagic wrote:

he did it all for the nookie

I lol'd. XD

anyway, no doubt this poor woman is blind, deaf, and dumb.

but she sure plays a mean pinball


AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 09:25 pm / quote |
inside_envelopp :
It's too bad they could reach Zakk Wylde for comment. I bet he doesn't care, just like the rest of us.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 09:53 pm / quote |
inside_envelopp :
*couldn't (:P)
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 09:54 pm / quote |
RUSTDOGG666 :
so are we gonna hear news on here everytime someone gets married?
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 10:27 pm / quote |
roundwoundsound :
SyixString wrote:

just dont start singin about love... christ.


....too late..i think he already has lol.

anyways,this is like the 3rd time he's been ****ing married.i remember reading a few years back that had a wife that cheated on him(geeze i wonder why?!)and he got married again to someone else.but if they are saying he just got married now,then he must of split from who ever else that poor,but now lucky soul was

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:14 pm / quote |
David_Bowie=GOD :
Soadfan8 wrote:

DieYouBastard wrote:

redhotsexmagic wrote:

he did it all for the nookie

I lol'd. XD

anyway, no doubt this poor woman is blind, deaf, and dumb.

but she sure plays a mean pinball


win!

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:24 pm / quote |
GuitarGod_92 :
Raizer Sabre wrote:

when he asked her out, did he say "hey you! mrs i don't know what the f**k your name is!"
Haha, that is easily their best song.

I love Limp Bizkit and I'm glad Fred found someone to make him happy. Congrats, buddy.

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:49 pm / quote |
m_daly_123 :
always kinda pegged him as being gay. way off on that one.
POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:58 pm / quote |
Underjoggle :
Oh, that's...notable.
:/

POSTED: 07/20/2009 - 11:58 pm / quote |
EpicFritZ :
Wait...here that?..that's the sound of me not giving a shit

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 12:07 am / quote |
Vicryl 2.0 :
good for him.

im no fan, but if marriage can make him write something that makes sense then good for him...

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 12:53 am / quote |
BRASKY :
DieYouBastard wrote:

redhotsexmagic wrote:

he did it all for the nookie

I lol'd. XD

anyway, no doubt this poor woman is blind, deaf, and dumb.


I thought Helen Keller was dead...

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 01:05 am / quote |
BRASKY :
Theeman0000 wrote:

I'm imagining the bedside conversation they'lll have on their wedding night.

Fred-"Wanna have some sex?"
Esther-"Please to have green card now?"

EPIC WIN

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 01:08 am / quote |
crackhutch :
ckadavar wrote:

SyixString wrote:

just dont start singin about love... christ.

ummm. Marriage means he wouldn't sing about love for a long time


Now I know she be lovin this shit right here
Esther is mine, you can see it right here! (Points to finger)
When we make love I be cummin right here
Cuz she loves me, and I'll always be here

Typical and classic Fred Durst style...

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 01:12 am / quote |
BlackCrow15 :
how is this musically relevant? or anything that involves Fred Durst?
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 01:13 am / quote |
boston1992 :
who cares?
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 02:03 am / quote |
AA00P :
I really, really, REALLY hope he's sterile.
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 03:04 am / quote |
huevos :
manutd4lyf wrote:

Break Your Fucking Face Tonight!!

Fred Durst's new assault case next week for being a downright wife beater


You are a gentlemen and a scholar; too bad the same can't be said about homeboy.

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 03:10 am / quote |
joshua029 :
congrats...
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 03:10 am / quote |
unininium :
UG - please check your news to make it slightly more grammatically and factually correct!
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 03:45 am / quote |
Ali-b912 :
Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.


Not to mention logic and physics.

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 03:59 am / quote |
GigaSauce :
2 weeks into the future....

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got divorced!

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 04:16 am / quote |
wicked_hobbit :
Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.


Nope. Reporters usually use present tense in news headlines.

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 04:16 am / quote |
haz_uk :
she's quite pretty to be fair. props to him.
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 04:31 am / quote |
yngwie.jnr :
DwizzleDizzle wrote:

Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.

high five!


hahaha

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 04:40 am / quote |
loganpwns :
Las Vegas + Fred Durst = Happily Ever-After

*sarcasm noted*

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 05:39 am / quote |
Atrosis :
does anyone else reckon he looks a lot like John Locke from Lost?
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 07:14 am / quote |
RayToroIsAGod :
Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.

Lol I noticed that

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 07:39 am / quote |
RayToroIsAGod :
Theeman0000 wrote:

I'm imagining the bedside conversation they'lll have on their wedding night.

Fred-"Wanna have some sex?"
Esther-"Please to have green card now?"


LMAO

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 07:43 am / quote |
RayToroIsAGod :
wicked_hobbit wrote:

Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.

Nope. Reporters usually use present tense in news headlines.

Yes. It should be 'has married' or 'has gotten maried'. Your english fails. Let me guess, you're american?

Sorry for the triple posts guys.

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 07:48 am / quote |
ReeseKillsHIV :
I'm an American. You misspelled married. That is all.
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 08:29 am / quote |
not_dead_enough :
shane5point0 wrote:

Why does anybody care if fred durst got married? This is a music site not ****ing tmz.

If it were 'Slash got married' you'd all care. Not that I care about Fred Durst at all...

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 08:51 am / quote |
TOMMYB22 :
I'm so happy that Fred could finally find someone who could ever love him.
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 08:52 am / quote |
steve.bond7 :
not_dead_enough wrote:

shane5point0 wrote:

Why does anybody care if fred durst got married? This is a music site not ****ing tmz.

If it were 'Slash got married' you'd all care. Not that I care about Fred Durst at all...


I was gonna point something like that out aswell....
+1

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 09:36 am / quote |
Metallidethium :
DwizzleDizzle :
Eternium wrote:

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has got married.

English fail.

high five!


lol it made my eyes bleed actually

POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 10:04 am / quote |
Xanadu_ROCK :
poor girl
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 10:34 am / quote |
MetalGuitar69 :
F*ck Fred Durst! like zakk wylde says, "F*ck Fred Durst, F*ck Limp Bizkit, and F*ck all that Wigger ass Sh*T!!!! haha i agree 100% percent with zakk wylde! I think its safe to say that the people on here that hate F.D including myself just put a mother f*ckin nail in Fred Durst Coffin!!
POSTED: 07/21/2009 - 02:46 pm / quote |
Igotyerbooty :
MetalGuitar69 wrote:

F*ck Fred Durst! like zakk wylde says, "F*ck Fred Durst, F*ck Limp Bizkit, and F*ck all that Wigger ass Sh*T!!!! haha i agree 100% percent with zakk wylde! I think its safe to say that the people on here that hate F.D including myself just put a mother f*ckin nail in Fred Durst Coffin!!


Fuck you poser, you're so ****in' absorbed with following someone else you can't make your mind up for yourself. I think Zakk is one of the greatest guitarist of our generation, and I like Limp Bizkit. There's a middle ground, most of you are just afraid to embrace it. Grats Fred, hope I find the proverbial 'one.

POSTED: 07/22/2009 - 07:15 pm / quote |
46and2 :
ugh. he sounds like such a girl.

i didnt know he was 38! hes old as hell... his beards goin all grey and shit.

POSTED: 08/04/2009 - 08:23 pm / quote |
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