Slayer Unveil Their Own Brand Of Condoms

Slayer might have topped themselves this time.

The California thrash titans have just unveiled their own brand of condoms.

The band is selling them on their online webstore for $12.99 for a 3-pack or $19.99 for the 6-pack version.

Instead of trying to come up with something witty to say here, we'll just let the webstore's description say it for us:

"For when you're going South of Heaven!"

"Each Slayer Custom Condom 'matchbook' holds 1 Durex latex condom."

"Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack."

Check out a photo of the Slayer condoms below.

Pick up some Slayer condoms at their webstore.

As we previously reported, although Slayer have continued touring without guitarist Jeff Hanneman (who's been ailing from a rare flesh-eating virus) this year, the band have no plans on recording new material without their missing bandmate.

Thanks for the report to Noisecreep.com.

Comments

[takearide]

Oh my god... Just a dumb thing to put your name on.

[Wilbo Baggins]

I might use these to score chicks into Metal.

[DegaDeth]

They're really moving into KISS territory now. What next, a Slayer casket?

[conor-figgy]

*during sex*
#Raining Blood!!!!!# Wait, oh god oh god oh god!!!!

[CrackTheSkye]

What a rip! Your paying more than triple the cost just for the little cardboard Slayer matchbook. A 12pk of Durex condoms at my local supermarket is like $5.77

[Krieger91]

What.The.Airbourne.F*ck.

[AnnihilationUK]

I love Slayer. I love Sex.
Match made in heaven! ... South of heaven that is.

Bitche'z be screamin' like the intro of Angel of Death.

[dalejandro88]

the band have no plans on recording new material without their missing bandmate.

of course they're not, he writes every slayer song

[AxemanRob]

What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?

[kylealex09]

It's like the condom is telling me what I should do to her. Slayer. Sounds sexy.

[Grudgeshredder]

conor-figgy wrote:

*during sex*
#Raining Blood!!!!!# Wait, oh god oh god oh god!!!!

+1. The gallops come in and you're like "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, etc."

[Megadethfan245]

Gotta pick this up!

[robbie-rocks]

Next time Kerry King says "Metallica are sell outs", I hope someone points out 'tallica don't have their own brand of condoms.

[Pagan_Poetry]

Has anyone noticed the staple at the bottom holding it together?
I'm guessing Slayer's brand of condoms are 100% ineffective. They all have bloody holes in them!

[moparhead]

good tool to perform Altar Of Sacrifice

High priest awaiting dagger in hand
Spilling the pure virgin blood
Satan's slaughter, ceremonial death
Answer his every command

[Pit_]

Slayer taking the KISS path. Slayer coffins to be available in the forseeable future.

[metalgod96]

DegaDeth wrote:

They're really moving into KISS territory now. What next, a Slayer casket?

Slayer doing caskets really isn't shocking. I'm surprised they haven't already actually. Just don't use these condoms if it happens to be raining blood.

[District]

Oh come on people... this is funny! You guys are way too critical on shit like this.

[courageous93]

Krieger91 wrote:

What.The.Airbourne.F*ck.

This.

[qu ote]AxemanRob wrote:

What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?[/quote]

I lol'd.

robbie-rocks wrote:

Next time Kerry King says "Metallica are sell outs", I hope someone points out 'tallica don't have their own brand of condoms.

Yet.

[slaveskinJACKET]

As much of their career as they owe to their image and the shock value of their anti-religious/satanist perspective, you'd have thought they would have marketed them as 'lubricated with the seed of Satan', or something like that.

And, yeah, Kiss has already done it.

Pagan_Poetry wrote:

Has anyone noticed the staple at the bottom holding it together?
I'm guessing Slayer's brand of condoms are 100% ineffective. They all have bloody holes in them!

I noticed that, too. Along with the fact that you're paying $20 for a 6-pack of plain Durex condoms, albeit in a Slayer matchbook. Those things are cheap. Hell, as far as I know, every single type of their specialty (not novelty) condoms are cheaper than that.

conor-figgy wrote:

*during sex*
#Raining Blood!!!!!# Wait, oh god oh god oh god!!!!

That is both hilarious and disgusting.

[theunforgivn]

I think this is more of a "collectable" than a attempt to make a real marketable item

[Wisthekiller]

PRINCE ALREADY DID IT.

[Juankpjc]

AxemanRob wrote:

What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?

LOOOOLLLLL XD

[smittyanthrax]

If there any good it wont rain of semen in her vag.

[slaveskinJACKET]

AxemanRob wrote:

What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?

...and only 200 bpm.

[Dime6String]

So,..... Slayer is becoming like KISS and just putting their name on stupid shit?? O.o

[Bezza27]

its just a normal condom, with a bit of cardboard stapled to the front that says slayer on it?

[Jtrocks1356]

yeah that's what we need, condoms that are fast and sloppy.

[ashers67]

Pagan_Poetry wrote:

Has anyone noticed the staple at the bottom holding it together?
I'm guessing Slayer's brand of condoms are 100% ineffective. They all have bloody holes in them!

Has anyone else other than this guy seen/used a condom? It clearly isn't going through where the actual condom in the packet is and they're clearly for novelty.

I can't see what it says the red text on the back, but know that when Enter Shikari were on tour a year or 2 back they sold condoms with the title of their latest single on: "You're Not Getting Any Sleep Tonight" which I thought was pretty witty and good enough to warrant buying as a souvenir which a friend of mine did.

[link no1]

Has anyone else other than this guy seen/used a condom? It clearly isn't going through where the actual condom in the packet is and they're clearly for novelty.

Duhhh, I think we could of guessed that they don't go through condom, he was probably making a joke that isn't so damn obvious for once on the comments page.

[Renegabe]

Fuckin' Slayer \m/ (no pun intended)

[Reload316]

AxemanRob wrote:

What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?

LOL

[jurnag12]

well, this is.....somehwat original.

DegaDeth wrote:
They're really moving into KISS territory now. What next, a Slayer casket?

....I'd buy a Slayer casket.

AxemanRob wrote:
What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?

Actually, vibrators are kinda similar to Dave Lombardo.
They're fast, but you have to do everything but the deed itself for them, otherwise it's just a lot of noise.

[slayer1o00]

I'd probably use one and keep the rest for the lulz. Or...use and keep all of them. Extra lulz

[Camron62\m/]

AxemanRob wrote:

What's next? Slayer vibrators that go to 200 bpm?[/quote]

LMFAO GENIUS +100000

[horsethief10]

i would pay triple for this

[horsethief10]

even if it has holes in it, i would still pay triple for it. i mean, if im paying like 40 dollars for 3 condoms, then my wife can afford an abortion. period.