Slayer Unveil Their Own Brand Of Condoms

artist: slayer date: 08/30/2011 category: general music news
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Slayer Unveil Their Own Brand Of Condoms
Slayer might have topped themselves this time. The California thrash titans have just unveiled their own brand of condoms. The band is selling them on their online webstore for $12.99 for a 3-pack or $19.99 for the 6-pack version. Instead of trying to come up with something witty to say here, we'll just let the webstore's description say it for us: "For when you're going South of Heaven!" "Each Slayer Custom Condom 'matchbook' holds 1 Durex latex condom." "Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack." Check out a photo of the Slayer condoms below. Pick up some Slayer condoms at their webstore. As we previously reported, although Slayer have continued touring without guitarist Jeff Hanneman (who's been ailing from a rare flesh-eating virus) this year, the band have no plans on recording new material without their missing bandmate.
Thanks for the report to Noisecreep.com.
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