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Tool Joke

artist: tool date: 04/06/2005 category: general music news
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 10:14 am
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Sexicutioner13 :
I didnt believe it for a second. I knew there was still some sanity left in the world, And if Maynard really did leave Tool, you would have seen riots in the streets and i would be there.
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 04:56 pm / quote |
dieiervonstn :
thats a relief
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 10:19 am / quote |
dieiervonstn :
tool fu.ckin rules
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 10:19 am / quote |
im not mental :
good, for a minute there, i thought he was going to go all head on us.
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 10:32 am / quote |
Mantra :
Y'know I half believed that when I read it....I really began to wonder though, I mean, I can't imagine him just dropping everything so fast. Anyhow, good to know.
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 11:45 am / quote |
CSguitarvocal :
OMFG!!! I totally believed that when they said it on the radio and I just about freakin' cried... Tool you rock lol.
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 03:40 pm / quote |
Bassist666 :
How could anybody really believe that maynard found jesus? Like the inteligent person he is would give up his music for or believe in that.
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 03:47 pm / quote |
MissingLink :
who are tool?
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 04:12 pm / quote |
RockMusicFan :
when are they gonna be done with their new album? It always takes so long.
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 04:19 pm / quote |
DazednC0nfused :
Maynard find jesus...HA! if you havent heard him with alice in chains yet you gotta go find those songs
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 08:12 pm / quote |
jesseyoza :
whew, that was scary i can't believe i thought it was true i mean wow TOOL best ever
POSTED: 04/06/2005 - 10:24 pm / quote |
Angelic_Demon :
This was on www.toolband.com ---
The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"
i love it. maynard is great.

I loved that too Maynard is lol XD

POSTED: 04/07/2005 - 03:19 pm / quote |
MetalheadBuddha :
Haha, ***in Maynard's a funny dude...
Maynard finding Jesus....thats a great one haha :-P

POSTED: 04/07/2005 - 02:14 am / quote |
dieiervonstn :
when are they gonna be done with their new album? It always takes so long.

that's because when tool releases a cd, they don't release a cd. they become the cd. i know that sounds all transcendentalist or whatever, but whoever has heard a tool cd knows it's worth the extra year or whatever to hear it. and how could maynard find jesus, he is god. tool rocks.

POSTED: 04/07/2005 - 08:50 am / quote |
dieiervonstn :
This was on www.toolband.com ---
The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"
i love it. maynard is great.

POSTED: 04/07/2005 - 09:08 am / quote |
dieiervonstn :
who are tool?

you'd best be jokin' bud

POSTED: 04/07/2005 - 09:25 am / quote |
layne :
MJK is the ***in' anti-christ. hahah I love them
POSTED: 04/09/2005 - 10:27 am / quote |
MaCeball :
I ALMOST BELIEVED THAT. YOU CAN NEVER TELL WITH THESE GUYS. I'M SURE THAT WE'LL ALL BE TREATED TO ANOTHER ONE OF A KIND CD WHEN IT IS COMPLETE.
POSTED: 05/15/2005 - 12:47 am / quote |
crondom :
When i first heard this a cracked up
and i didn't know it was an april fools joke!!!
i did the same when i heard Head from KoRn found God and quit the band.

POSTED: 06/07/2008 - 01:32 am / quote |
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