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Zakk Wylde Checks In With Health Update

artist: zakk wylde date: 09/03/2009 category: general music news
POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 10:38 am
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 14 
 comments posted
billybob321 :
they shaved off four inches from my love cannon

they cut off his dick?!!??

POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 04:14 pm / quote |
billybob321 :
On the brighter side of Black Label, they shaved off four inches from my love cannon
What?!

POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 04:36 pm / quote |
Firering56 :
they did what!!?!?!

how could they do that!

He wont ever be the same again....

kinda like that dog i owned after he got his balls cut off.


POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 04:39 pm / quote |
beyondthegrave :
lol!!!
POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 06:37 pm / quote |
InTheFlesh! :
"On the brighter side of Black Label, they shaved off four inches from my love cannon, so Barbaranne [Zakk's wife] won't be in such excruciating pain as I hammer and plough my love into her Thor-style! Aside of that, all is peachy keen!"

WHAT? LMFAO, I need an explanation!

POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 08:18 pm / quote |
ringo23rsr :
zakk wylde has no penis anymore!
POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 08:50 pm / quote |
Hamham272 :
ringo23rsr wrote:

zakk wylde has no penis anymore!

It's still 8 inches long

POSTED: 09/03/2009 - 09:49 pm / quote |
Levi79 :
ringo23rsr wrote:

zakk wylde has no penis anymore!

They were probably talking about his pubes.

POSTED: 09/04/2009 - 01:03 am / quote |
urf_ :
If his pubes were over 4 inches long, that's just ****ing scary!
POSTED: 09/04/2009 - 02:35 am / quote |
bozomatt :
urf_ wrote:

If his pubes were over 4 inches long, that's just ****ing scary!


like another beard!

POSTED: 09/04/2009 - 03:43 am / quote |
Vermillion85 :
nice... the guy has potentially life threatening clot running through his body, and still manages to bring it back to ploughing his mrs!

Zakk, you're a one off, get well soon mate!

cw

POSTED: 09/04/2009 - 03:23 pm / quote |
Anwar.Sifat :
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Nice comments!! XD
POSTED: 09/05/2009 - 06:32 am / quote |
execution_666 :
lol Penis talk.

I hope he gets better, man.

POSTED: 09/17/2009 - 01:09 pm / quote |
rkbls111 :
one of the true guitar gods still with us.....
POSTED: 10/25/2009 - 06:51 pm / quote |
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