Hot From Far - chicks who look killer from far away, until you pull them on stage.
Hot Annoyer - A "yuckky" friend to a hot girl, otherwise known as "excess baggage".
The Smart One - The kind that asks questions like "do you have a condom?" or "do you have herpes?"
Jail Bait - Groupies who say they're celebrating their 18th birthday when it's actually their 14th birthday. Avoid.
The Town Bicycle - Risky, because they might have just been through the Motley Crue backstage area.
The Perfect Groupie - the kind that is super hot, pays your rent, and won't talk when the football is on.
Of course, Steel Panther are simply a real-life parody of 80s glam metal bands, so don't take them too seriously.
Their album "Balls Out" was released in November, which made it to the Billboard Top 40 with 12,000 sales in its opening week. It was produced by Grammy winning engineer Jay Rushton.
Watch the Steel Panther guide to groupies here (via Blabbermouth):
The scary thing is: they're actually pretty good -especially the guitarist- so you have to be careful or you might end up like one of those douchy "bring back the 80's" 40somes that hang around the trashier bars in your town...
This band loves to have fun, but they are no joke. See them live - they are amazing performers! they know how to please a crowd AND play EXTREMELY WELL. Michael starrs voice is awesome and satchel can REALLY rip it.
