Dave Navarro Makes Cameo In Punkd Ur Ass

Have you ever wondered why guys in those shows like Jackass and Wild boyz are partaking in such mindless stunts for no reason? So do we! Now here is a stunt/prank show that makes sense. Matt Zane shows his twisted sense of humor by offering studs in the adult business to "work" with some of the hottest talent. What's the catch you ask? First they must complete a stunt of Zane's choosing. Watch as Matt and his brother Mark embark on crazy adventures throughout LA and get into some serious sex and serious trouble.

Scene 1 - Matt Zane directs Tera Wray in all his movies but never gets any action because he is always behind the camera. Now he has made a bet with Tera that if he pierces himself with 4 hooks in his back for the Dave Navarro show and is able to pick her up she will blow him. Mark get's the last laugh as he brings Tera in the bathroom and bangs her while she trys to wash up for the reward blow job. When Matt finds them chaos ensues that results in a 3 way wrestling match and Matt chasing Mark down the hall naked. Special appearance by Dave Navarro.

Scene 2 - Jenner wants some hot pussy action but first he must go dance in a g-string. Doesn't sound bad? Did we mention that he has to do it in broad daylight on Hollywood Blvd?

Scene 3- Chris has been out of the business for awhile and is dying to get back in and fuck some hot pussy but first he will have to oil wrestle with a 200 pound girl and win. Making this more difficult the wrestling match will take place in a kiddie pool filled with oil.

Scene 4- Mark Zane has been trying to get booked with an "A list" girl and will get his chance as long as he fights one round with 7 time world kick boxing champion Hector Pena. Watch him get his ass kicked for pussy.

The cast for Punkd Ur Ass is Please Productions contract girl, Tera Wray, Brandon X, Holly West, Jessica Valentino, Kyla Synz, Mark Zane, and Rick Masters.

Punkd Ur Ass will be available later this year. Matt Zane just released "Radium", his all new metal sex show starring host Tera Wray.

Comments

[dann_blood]

What the hell? This has nothing to do with music except they do one thing on Dave's show...

[jpast]

This is probably the most unimportant and irrelevant story I have ever read. Why is these on a GUITAR website. It mentioned Dave Navarro, so what, isnt he directing porns now anyway? This is so sad.

[IlikeMetal]

This is nothing but an advertisement for a friggin porno lol

[zoso rld]

awww...i was hoping for something freakin sweet here, but i have been dashed yet again.

[recliner33]

Mark get's the last laugh as he brings Tera in the bathroom and bangs her while she trys to wash up for the reward blow job

Why do you have to wash up to give someone a blowjob? See, this is why you should wrap your junk 20 times before you even go near a pornstar. Dirty, dirty, dirty and yummy.

[ch3z-zY]

haha this ought to be hilarious...too bad i have no tv..

[HawkaLuigi]

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