Paris Hilton To Hit The Studio

Oscar-winning rappers Three 6 Mafia said Tuesday that they will produce and record tracks for Paris Hilton's upcoming debut album, which has been in the works practically since Hilton hit the party circuit, reports E! Online.

"We ran into her at a William Morris Agency party, and she said she liked our song 'Stay Fly' and asked, could we work with her," Jordan "Juicy J" Houston told Memphis' Commercial Appeal. The other members of the "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"-rappin' trio are Paul "DJ Paul" Beauregard and Cedric Coleman.

After spending time in a Los Angeles recording studio with the group Tuesday, Hilton already plans to record one of their dance tracks.

"We're just getting into the studio and putting together some more tracks for her," Houston said. "From there, we'll see, but it will be a blast working with Paris Hilton. I mean, she is Paris Hilton."

The reality star has actually been planning to release an album since her "Screwed" days.

Which, of course, refers to the controversy that arose in 2004 when both Hilton and Haylie Duff, Hilary's big sis, recorded versions of a pop song called "Screwed" as part of their respective bids to launch a singing career. Hilton's version of the song, penned by veteran songwriters Kara DioGuardi and Gregg Wells, ended up all over the Internet (although everyone who tried Googling Paris in those days probably found a certain other bootleg production instead).

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Comments

[Ockeroid]

Is it just me or does it have a picture of Munky from Korn for this?

Anyway, anything to do with Paris that doesn't envolve her being caused pain must be bad

rockontilludie wrote:

so how did you become the Logz m, do you work for the site? do you get paid, yea im curious.

yea i 'work' for it. in my spare time.
No, dont get paid for it.




Paris pwns on the guitar. Im surprised no ones every heard her

[Smokey Amp]

Why does Paris Hilton have a spot on a guitar site? Seirously? This is ridiculous...

Also, none oif us are Russian... but that needs warning.

I'm actually kinda looking forward to this album, I heard her play guitar on some MTV thing and she did a pretty awesome rendition of complicated.

[LPIndin]

at least we know she can scream really loud

[~YarLA~]

Yeh, when i send out this post ur warning was gone.
Im glad cuz it was no doupt the stupidest warning i've ever seen.

~YarLA~ wrote:
stupidest warning i've ever seen.

no it wasnt, there was "some spam" in other article. Spam is spam.

[LFB455]

amen to that

[Torico]

YAY, let's have awesome pop news from now on!! Pfft, who used guitars these days anyway, haha.

[LFB455]

This means that we got another pop star we no brains but hot bodie?

[DreddLorrd]

omg wooots!!!!! this is gunna be awsome!!!!!
*sarcasm*

[LFB455]

that sucks

[shredguitar89]

wow, this is has convinced me to never come to this site again. cheers ****face.

["putnamehere"]

the only message she makes in her upcoming music videos is this "titty titty ass ass ass titty ass ass"

i love paris. shes so talented.

[livinginpixels]

how the hell did this become the featured article of the day.

[Polx666]

If her Music videos anything like her previous it may not be too bad

[LPStudio]

By far the most unimportant to hit UG. This belongs in THE PIT. Let the savages tear it up. Post something about "real" music. Not someone who is out just to make another buck.

And I would LOVE to hear Paris on guitar. Where can I find it?

[greensand]

Three 6 Mafia huh?

I bet she slept/will sleep with all thre.. 6 of them.

[Mother Superior]

Congradulations! UL is now one step closer to MTV.

[nariek]

hey shes hot, but all these rich daddies girls think, with all their money they can suceed in anything they do.
shes gonna flop.

Mother Superior wrote:

Congradulations! UL is now one step closer to MTV.

Whats UL?

If she's as good a singer as she is a fellatio queen this album should be greattt!!!

[greensand]

When did this site become ultimate-pop.com???

[yamahano1]

who cares bout the junked up porn actress wannabe

[.:LoCo:.]

jj1565

m
:
i love paris. shes so talented.

^^^WTF! she is the most useless ****ing person ive seen! she should be ****ing shot!!

[rockstar18]

wtf is up wit UG site thought it was just rock music not all this pop sh*t

[i_am_iron_man09]

PUBLICITY is the key drive here. so yeah, it's gonna suck ass bigtime.

[Waterboy799]

XD this can't be happening, omg this is the lowest i've ever seen music ever go

.:LoCo:. wrote:jj1565 m :i love paris. shes so talented.

^^^WTF! she is the most useless ****ing person ive seen! she should be ****ing shot!!

really? i think shes pretty great.

[Meatontheface]

Why is this on ultimate guitar????? The one place where isn't anything to do with pop and now this?
I feel betrayed and I want to cry. Paris Hilton is a stupid cow.

[AK Guitarist]

Oh good lord. I knew the music industry had gone to hell, but Paris Hilton? What has this world come to?

[guywithshoes]

this is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen

[Sixpounder]

Paris Hilton is the Modern day BILLY MADISON

dudes, paris hilton is uber talented

she can finger tap on guitar, so she's mastered one instrument

[kjohnson08]

which record label did paris offer sex to get this deal?

[metal4all]

i thought she died. since she didn't, she should.

[arsonite]

Oh wow. I can't wait for the videos.

[randy_rhodesRIP]

she can finger tap on guitar

I bet thats not the only thing she can finger...

[StratDune]

This is where corporate America has come.

[clashclash]

y should we care about this shit

[Darkspear]

Paris hilton realllly do nothing for the world. i dont care of her BS life.

[FS01]

so what's this got to do with ultimate-guitar? is all just manufactered Sh*t

[Sun King]

dear lord. why god why.

why are so many people so good at sucking ass?

[GNR_182]

as i said in that crappy news concerning Busta Rhymes, wtf is goin on with UG? do all this shiT have anything to do with guitars??? and Btw FUCK Paris Hilton

[VelvetTom]

You people are so ignorent...

Paris Hilton is the only true decendant of Jimi Hendrix. After he had a brief affair with a young american girl the embreo of Paris was frozen, only to be discovered by her NOW parents. Her second mother then gave birth to the embreo after having it planted inside her, and gave us the Guitar Godess that is Paris Hilton.

[tulkas_1985]

isn't this a day early?

[arsonite]

Finally, some good news on this ite for once. Not all that stupid stuff about rock bands and stuff. Good job UG News Team!!!

[pigger]

why the **** is that dumb ****ing hot poser on here? she is useless at everything, apart from posing in front of cameras and getting millions rubbed under her noise. I hope she dies.

[Phoenix364]

I feel sick! Hilton makes way too much money for doing absolutely nothing! She's the most pointless 'celebrity' in the world. I'd love to throw sh*t at her....

[arsonite]

I love these new news articles.

[VelvetTom]

UG ISNT UPDATED AT WEEKENDS. THATS WHY ITS A DAY EARLY.

[smb]

If she's as good a singer as she is a fellatio queen this album should be greattt!!!

Come on - if you'd seen it you'd know how crap it was. She can't even do that.

[arsonite]

They aren't stupid. They're great articles filled with information on the most important things in the music business today.

[lespaul_rentals]

LPIndin wrote:

at least we know she can scream really loud

lol

good one.

I agree with the flamers though, Paris Hilton hitting the studio is just another Hollywood actress trying to make even more money by recording crappy pop music (can anyone say Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan...?)

[a drummer]

paris hilton's my idol....

[mercedesisbenz]

so why is this on a guitar site again

[Polish guy]

Paris is good only in porno films..

[guitarslayer79]

shes goin dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-
own.what a super slut.

[metallic_head]

is this UG or am i wrong, or is it terning into MTV
anyway, if you want 2 see a great work of hilton maybe you can find a porn movie .... that would be fantastic
huh i cant belive it, is this website is running out of news

[timi_hendrix]

Oh.

Dear.

[Red.Washburn77]

To anyone who says she's talented, and means it...

What does she actually DO!!!

[MattyPretends]

^^^
Second.

[boots88]

this is probably the most random news i've ever seen on here...

[lead_zeppelin]

WTF? Why is Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Busta Rhymes in the UG music new? I tought the G was for guitar, not for gay

[peanut head]

God dammit.

[kurtshapedbox]

Sweet, should be the best metal album to come out this year. Or wait, no it wont. Um...what a ****ing stupid article to put on this site. It's should have been her who was murdered not Euronymous. Boy that'd be a funny and exhilerating day in the Black Metal scene. One step above church burnings.

[the_bride_2006]

jj1565 m :
i love paris. shes so talented.

ummm....i hope to hell that was irony....because if i voice my opinions on here i mite get banned again so i wont.

OKAY!!!! I HATE HER!!!! LOOK at us, the people that WORK FOR A LIVING AND WHAT DOES SHE NEED TO DO!?!?!?! ALL SHE DOES IS SIT ON HER BIG BUTT ALL DAY AND SHE GETS MONEY THROWN AT HER!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF KEITH BUCKLEY'S MICROPHONE IS SHE EVEN DOING ON GUITAR WEBSITE! SHE DOESN'T PLAY GUITAR (as far as i know) AND SHE IS A TALENTLESS WASTE OF SPACE!!!!! SHE DOESN'T. HAVE. TO. WORK!!!!!

Oh and by the way, Keith Buckley from ETID agrees with me. Not personally, I just read it in an interview. I love to hate PH. See my email address. It doesn't get any more self-explanatory than that.

Please do not ban me again, I am not spamming.

[slashs_snakepit]

umm.. ok.. Paris?? i heard abt that one.. waiting for the record to come out for some awesome criticism!! lol.. nothing else.. btw Nikky's a billion times cuter than her..

[the_bride_2006]

VelvetTom wrote:

You people are so ignorent...

Paris Hilton is the only true decendant of Jimi Hendrix. After he had a brief affair with a young american girl the embreo of Paris was frozen, only to be discovered by her NOW parents. Her second mother then gave birth to the embreo after having it planted inside her, and gave us the Guitar Godess that is Paris Hilton.

Except Jimi Hendrix can play guitar. SHE PROBABLY CAN'T.

[INNOCENT VICTIM]

She sucks. Why did they even put this on this site. I hope, know this will probably sell millions just because how famous she is!!!! WTF!!!!! I HOPE IT FLUNKS!!!!!

[ibutler]

She made it to a guitar site? HOW IN THE HELL!!!

[liam177lewis]

i hope her mic gets sucked up into the vaccum in her head, explodes, and kills the person that made that decision for her, as well as her, and her parents so there wont be anymore spoilt bitches like her

[Jakezilla]

...no its not

Uh...yeah it is. Maybe not where live.

[Kelicon]

LPIndin wrote:

at least we know she can scream really loud

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... *cough* HA HA HA HA HA

[info2new]

wtf?? what the **** do I care!!?!? oh yeeeaahh i'm gonna buy the album, HELL NO!!!!!, SHE SUCKS, and while she's at it she can suck my dick too, that's what she's good for, not GUITAR!!! JESUS!!! This is goin' to convince me not to come into this Site again!!!!

[Slackerbitch]

Why is everyone complaining that this news shouldn't be here? I mean what does it matter? If you're not intrested, well then just don't read it and that's it. Also because this site is called Ultimate-Guitar it doesn't mean that all the news has to be about guitar stuff. It's just news about what's going on in the music business and at least I think, Paris Hilton recording an album, is an enough big news to get a mention on this site. I could also be complaining every time when there's a news post about some heavy and metal bands I don't like, but I don't do that 'cause simply I've got better things to do. If someone likes Paris Hilton nobody should have any problem with that.

But I'm not saying that I like her either, I just got really pissed with everyone complaining shit.

[Erlend Johan]

why are that FUCKING pop idiot on this guitar-site?
hopefully that cd gonna SUCK!!!!

[patduganz]

Dear lord some people are missing a joke. Even though this is a REAL news story, it would normally never be here, get it?

[[.Malice.]]

What in the hell?

Wow...

Although this can\'t possibly be good, you can totally tell some people are trying to get some \"cool points\" by trashing an easy target.

Still, it\'s not exactly going to be top quality...

[Tallman1984]

Did someone's ignorant little sister take over the site last night without anyone's knowledge, or does somebody think that today is April Fool's Day when it isn't until tomorrow? I come on this site everyday expecting at least one intriguing article on an artist worth reading about and instead I get useless stories about no talent ass-clowns. I really cannot think of any reasonable explanation behind stories on American Idol, Three 6 Mafia and Paris Hilton (w/o any involvement to any rock artists) unless the organizers of the site thought this would be a cute little April Fool's joke. I've visited this site long enough to know that the people behind this normally wouldn't allow this to happen and that there are WAY too many pissed off bloggers who in turn wouldn't stand for it. We already heard about these uselss stories in other media outlets like the radio and MTV; We sure as hell don;t need to hear it here.

This post is not a spam. It's just a point that needs to be reitterated

[Punk_Dude2005]

Anyone try the link perhaps?

[BassSurfer]

lmfao paris hilton when i first saw this i cracked up

[Night_Soul]

Hail to the bitch! \m/
start buyin' her cd's and spend all your parents money, slaves!

[geetarguy92]

Why in Gods ****ing name does a guitar site have paris ****ing hilton on it

[Johnsonville]

llord why did u create this monster?

[pacificislander]

Yes i can't wait... it's going to be so great!

[geetarguy92]

DJ Paul what a useless ****er same with paris hilton stupid bitch

[Justice-For-All]

LOL wow it must be a slow news day. What a *****.

[punk_mike_88]

Smokey Amp wrote:

Why does Paris Hilton have a spot on a guitar site? Seirously? This is ridiculous...

I agree I could care less about a stupid spoiled b*tch like her. Her albums gonna suck if she can't act how can she sing???I smell another Lindsay Lohan

[kjb]

Wat the hell is the world coming 2

[Led_Zeppelin992]

she may be ugly but she's damn hot id do her

[Led_Zeppelin992]

i mean she may be a stupid bitch* but she's damn hot and id do her

[shesadaytripper]

I think these artichles a pretty cool,just for a change.hah.At least now everyone agrees on who they absalutely hate!!And it looks like everybody has the same veiws on this subject so that will cut down on the arguing over whos right and wrong

[Zacky-Vengeance]

Night_Soul :
Hail to the bitch! \m/
start buyin' her cd's and spend all your parents money, slaves!

If yur bein serious, then im not surprised that yur a paris hilton fan, omg lets go spend our PARENTS money, not our own lets just be spoilt lil girls just like queen paris herself.

[Zacky-Vengeance]

Zacky-Vengeance :
Night_Soul :
Hail to the bitch! \m/
start buyin' her cd's and spend all your parents money, slaves!


If yur bein serious, then im not surprised that yur a paris hilton fan, omg lets go spend our PARENTS money, not our own lets just be spoilt lil girls just like queen paris herself

Onli messin, i know yur kiddin (i hope)

[the_cheat22]

id do her

Tallman1984 wrote:

Did someone's ignorant little sister take over the site last night without anyone's knowledge, or does somebody think that today is April Fool's Day when it isn't until tomorrow? I come on this site everyday expecting at least one intriguing article on an artist worth reading about and instead I get useless stories about no talent ass-clowns. I really cannot think of any reasonable explanation behind stories on American Idol, Three 6 Mafia and Paris Hilton (w/o any involvement to any rock artists) unless the organizers of the site thought this would be a cute little April Fool's joke. I've visited this site long enough to know that the people behind this normally wouldn't allow this to happen and that there are WAY too many pissed off bloggers who in turn wouldn't stand for it. We already heard about these uselss stories in other media outlets like the radio and MTV; We sure as hell don;t need to hear it here.

This post is not a spam. It's just a point that needs to be reitterated

GO OUTSIDE

[the_pick_gnome]

lol, its obviously an april fools joke, it would be too obvious if it was on april fools.

[King ofKumbucha]

APRIL FOOLS DAY....THATS WHY THIS NEWS SUCKS....God you people are slow...

[Jaykib]

King ofKumbucha wrote:

APRIL FOOLS DAY....THATS WHY THIS NEWS SUCKS....God you people are slow...

Touche...

[Mik3_D]

the_cheat22 wrote:

id do her

You are a brave man. The sort of courage only true idiots possess.

But ya, seriously, WTF is this shit?

[nothing2gein]

ok...you guys need to grow a brain...click on the link at the end of the article and read the URL

[nothing2gein]

April Fools joke a day early because they don't update on Saturday

[Jaykib]

nothing2gein wrote:

April Fools joke a day early because they don't update on Saturday

It is here in NZ, and that song is one of my favourite by Mudvayne \m/

[thefinalcut]

patduganz wrote:

Dear lord some people are missing a joke. Even though this is a REAL news story, it would normally never be here, get it?

VelvetTom wrote:

UG ISNT UPDATED AT WEEKENDS. THATS WHY ITS A DAY EARLY.

These guys are on about it.

And screw all you guys, including those REALLY SUBTLE sarcastic anti-Paris Hilton posters. You know you'd f#ck her...Don't give me that, "She's got AIDs, STDs, she's a *****" bollocks either. Everyone here jumped on the "Hate Paris" bandwagon! Yeah, she's not that pretty and she seems a bit stupid and talentless but she's SEXY and Y'ALL WOULD HIT DAT!

[DaveMustaine]

Haha...I intend to buy the CD...and release the contentes of my BOWELS...ALL OVER IT.

[Who_34400]

WTF? Why would UG post anything about a lazy-eyed, dumbshit, super slut? BAD form UG! This website is one of the few music sites left that doesnt conform to the masses, and I hope this isn't the begginning.

[DaveMustaine]

But yeah I get the joke...When I saw this on the front page of UG I actually did laugh. Good one guys. (No sarcasm intended)

[ac/guns n zep]

just look at the picture.

id like to see her once with her mouth closed.

[ready4thebreak]

damn it must really be hard for a pimp if they gotta hear this bitch sing. The white people must have took that damn oscar back and let their asses hear it, cuz they gotta be hardbeat for some more money.

[DEVILMAN 2012]

WTF!!!!! why do i see articles about pop and hip hop?? this is ultimate-guitar!!

[Nick-182]

who gives a ****!?!?!?!? honestly?!!!!! jesus christ come save us quick....

[ethb]

what da f*** wat da hell is she doin on ug...jesus!!!

[Lymbe]

Hahahahahahahahahaha best article yet

By the way, is Hillary Duff seeing anyone? And didn't u just Hate the Valentino dress Lindsey Lohan wore at the Oscars?

[Shadydaman]

haha, yeah seriously.

[DoctorFu]

ethb wrote:

what da f*** wat da hell is she doin on ug...jesus!!!

she's great at guitar and you know it!

[bluetooth]

Dang man, she can shred like a mother ****er!

[HeavyMetal34]

ethb :
what da f*** wat da hell is she doin on ug...jesus!!!
POSTED: 03/31/2006 - 02:56 pm / quote |

thats wat every1 says, but look at da # of messages in 1 day.

[shut_up_you_***]

lol... this is some great April Fools Day stuff guys!!!!! =)

[Guitar_Dude777]

Wow thats lamee

[..NEM..]

if this was tomorrow, i would think that this is a joke.

[DimeMafia]

Holy Shit!! I hope today's news is an April Fools Joke.
Awesome Job guys lol..

[DM036]

That album will be horrible, yet millions of little girls will buy it

[epy]

WHY IS THIS HERE! WHY ULTIMATE GUITAR! WHY!

[wingedgopher]

say it aint so...

[DTFatesWarningX]

this is a guitar site!!! what gives!! this is so stupid!! i thought they ran out of stories before, but now they have one of this wh*nice person*re and to add to it ITS THE MAIN STORY! This site is gradually losing its credibility...not that it really has any

[your_face]

I guess after a couple years of being a professional person she decided to do what all sellouts do and thats make a CD. but why attempt music? the best form of entertainment

[DTFatesWarningX]

haha yeah i may have posted but just got that it was a joke....wow im tired and they dont update on weekends so the logical day would be today...well whatev i got tickets for DT concert tomorrow so w00t

[forsaknazrael]

Punk_Dude2005 wrote:

Anyone try the link perhaps?

FOR REAL. Jesus.

[Steve Cropper]

Starting april fools early.

[GHEGAHEGAMANAME]

greensand wrote:

When did this site become ultimate-pop.com???

Dude, didn't you guys read the Busta Rhymes article comments? Since there isn't going to be any new news posts tomorrow they did April Fool's day today and put a bunch of bulls--- articles on the homepage.

Anyways, Paris Hilton is Satan, and when the album from hell(Not in a good way) is released the monstrous and terrifying sounds will cause people's ears to bleed and their skulls to explode. Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Oh yeah, and to people that are saying Paris can play guitar or some unimaginable thing like that, if you really believe she's got time to learn guitar...come on she's way to busy doing idiotic reality shows and having 6 hour shows about her on the god damned E Channel, keeping the foolish youth of the world mezmerized by their all powerful televisions. When people care about someone like Paris Hilton, the world's all ready over; stupidity and media obsession are the apocolypse.

[guitarshark2099]

here's what im gonna do when her music video's come out

*turn down volume*
*grab vasoline*
*unbuckle pants*
etc. etc. ;

[Blackskall]

Smokey Amp wrote:

Why does Paris Hilton have a spot on a guitar site? Seirously? This is ridiculous...

Yeah I agree its Ultimate Guitar. I gotta say she is the ugliest girl i've ever seen

[Cliff_Hetfield]

Haha! I knew this was an April Fool's Joke!!! Haha! people are saying that Three 6 Mafia are Satanists, they're like "Uh Three 6?...666? That's the devil's number."

[Paroxysm]

Great, another no talent singer wannabe got a record deal.

[kiefermatot]

Try the "Read More" link.

"http://www.foolsdayonug.com/"

[sooperskamaster]

isnt this ultimate guitar.

[bobbynogo]

LPIndin :
at least we know she can scream really loud

hahaha thats great

[paulhimpjc]

WTF IS WITH PARIS HILTON "THE ONE NIGHT QUEEN"?REALLY THIS IS A FU*CING GUITAR SITE LIKE. PERSONALLY I LIKE THIS B-IATCH BUT SHE MUST BE PRETTY SH*T AT SINGIN LIKE . THE PERSON WHO REPORTED THIS SHOULD BE SLAPED SENSELESS

[danilo19]

all of you guys are idiots. As for Paris Hilton,. i doubt she can make music, but she is hot.

[paulhimpjc]

who agrees with me here ?????:grrr:

[panther62]

what a news day, paris hilton, american idol, busta rhymes and britney spears. Good lord. I see courtney love is thrown in for some extra trashiness

[ArcherTheVMan]

for the third time I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THIS S***E! what happened to real news??

[manthtscrazy]

greensand wrote:

Three 6 Mafia huh?

I bet she slept/will sleep with all thre.. 6 of them.

dude hes write man she couldnt do anyhitng but be slutty

[ragemachine2112]

i hear she plays the skin flute very well

[Gutch220]

I'm soo happy, she's so great. Her albums will sell more than the Beatles. She is the best ever

[toha33]

WOOOO!!! GO PARIS HILTON! FUCK YEAH!

[Oblong]

Her throat at least is oiled pretty well, as we all have seen in her inside vid.

[ragemachine2112]

if i could report these mods i would i feel ready to hang myself ug was mylife thats it im gonna do it

[Kadaj]

Try hovering the mouse over the last link and see what it says. Lol.

[BEEBMAN12]

paris should pretty much go kill herself...whats going to be her genre *****ish rock?

[#_of_the_beast]

im so done with this no talent spoiled slut. she will never amount to anything.

[Tallman1984]

Rankles, swallow a knife and die. How are you gonna tell me to "GO OUTSIDE" when you yourself are wasting time on this blog like I am? Do yourself a favor and get off that high horse of yours, stand behind it and let it kick you in the ****ing teeth so maybe then you'll have something interesting to say. And think really hard about your response so we'll be looking forward to something more than just a dim-witted two-word answer, as hard as that may sound for you.

[Greenday389]

We are all gona die.....

****in pop stars (which look good by the way )

[Tallman1984]

Rankles, swallow a knife and die. How are you gonna tell me to "GO OUTSIDE" when you yourself are wasting time on this blog like I am? Do yourself a favor and get off that high horse of yours, stand behind it and let it kick you in the ****ing teeth so maybe then you'll have something interesting to say. And think really hard about your response so we'll be looking forward to something more than just a dim-witted two-word answer, as hard as that may sound for you.

[Lalie_1991]

wat i thought paris was jst a girlie gurl.can she really play d guitar?i hope so coz she'll jst look stupid...ow can she av tym playin d guitar bcoz i thot she onli has time for makeup n her nails.i dont get it.im not bothered if u ask me coz most actors n actress nowz think they can sing but they dont get popular...kno wat i mean?/

[rancidbass220]

is it gonnna be a hardcore album?

cause she supposedly can scream pretty nicely

[Lalie_1991]

o yeah shes not even hot...she jst puts lots of makeup stuff on her face 2 make her look orange i mean tan whatever.

[Kibakichi]

why do we have pop news on the front page? =/ how many of us even like pop music that much anyway?

[Kadaj]

OK NEWS FLASH FOR THE BLIND RETARDS

TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT DAY IT IS/WILL BE TOMORROW

[Kadaj]

Especially Tallman who tries to flame and fails.

[FS Guitar]

Kadaj wrote:

OK NEWS FLASH FOR THE BLIND RETARDS

TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT DAY IT IS/WILL BE TOMORROW

almost missed that!! haha
but if UG's serious then really, **** off (to UG, not kadaj)

[Nybb]

LOL, nice one mods. You've managed to own just about everyone on UG.

Even after several people said what was going on, and to check the link. Beautiful

[Nybb]

And for the record, she does have real talent. I saw her on SNL where she had a guitar duel against Michael Angelo Batio, who promptly surrendered after witnessing her skill.

[Soul Power]

Look at it this way, she now has something to suck at instead of suck on.

[Asthia]

"but it will be a blast working with Paris Hilton. I mean, she is Paris Hilton."

I could say something so wrong...

[metallicafff]

HAHAHAHAHHA---.... LOL!!

[cHoKiNgViCtIM]

WHO THE FUCK POSTED THIS?

[MasterOfReality]

uh..waht does this have to do with guitar? NOTHING!! rap sucks just like paris hilton. god she is so ugly

[maggotcorpse079]

paric hilton free for all!!!! everyone and here best parishilton rants on this post i love it. plus anyone who visits or is a member of UG 96% is usually a punk/metal/rock type of music listener so why is there something about paris hilton?!?!?! plus its going to be awful i hate paris hilton dood why am i even posting this? oh well forget her.

[EatsP1es]

dont think it is an april fool

ive read about this before on MSN Today a few weeks back

[OddHeadedPunk89]

you're all idiots, its and April Fools joke

[Tallman1984]

Kadaj, first and foremost, was I talking to you?? Second of all, it looks as though you're among equal ranks with the 'blind retards' you're talking about, but on a different plain: Not necessarily being blind to the April Fools thing, but rather being blind to the fact that I already commented on the idea of the articles being an April Fool's joke in my first entry. This in turn would not include me in this so-called group of 'blind-retards' that you, at this point, have enrolled yourself into by making your own feeble opportunity to 'flame and fail.' Try growing a brain before attempting to make what you think is witty retort.

[vanceboy]

[quote]Sweet....can't wait to get her album. Hope it's better than her debut "movie", cuz frankly it sucked.

[/quote]

[vanceboy]

OddHeadedPunk89 wrote:

you're all idiots, its and April Fools joke

april fool's on March 31....brilliant.

[maddd0g]

Why are all these pop culture icons making albums! We all know they cant sing for shit. L-L-L-LIP SYNC!

[vanceboy]

April Fools!

[Gibson_Rocker13]

oh great amnother shitty wannabe pop-****ing-star who cant even bother writing her own damn songs.the point in being a musician is to be able to write your own songs and preform them, not get your dads ****ing money to buy peoples songs and then sing them like shit and then use some computer shit to fix it.And as for her playing guitar i dont think she even know what the **** to do with one other than pretend to play.come on people this is the chick whos famous for the shitiest porn movie ever. so paris hilton can go **** her little dog and stay the **** out of music before these damn talentless rich wannabe musician *******s ruin music even more than it already is.paris hilton can go **** her stupid little chiwawa and make a porn movie out of that.

[Gibson_Rocker13]

adn all those stars are saying F.U.C.K

[Raginscotsman]

What does this have to do with a ****ing guitar site?

[vanceboy]

I love april Fools day. UG always posts funny articles that gets everyone fired up! Last years ones were pretty funny too.

[ooblah]

this is not an april fools joke, i read about this on msn

[MetallicAhead]

well i hope shes better at guitar then porn, cause shes crap at porn. . .

[Towlie]

UG.... what a let down....

[jake176]

why is paris hilton on UG? is UG selling out?

[EZLN libertad]

what
the
****?

[WeirdMariachi]

Three 6 Mafia is not really a rap trio.....they use that as a cover to hide what they really are .....AN AMAZING THRASH METAL BAND OF COLORED PEOPLE WHO CAN REALLY RIP.

[atkm2891]

any new videos?

[hendrixcrazyfan]

ANNOUNCEMENT!! aRMAGGEDON IS COMING!!

i solemnly believe that the world of decent music will be completely obliterated on the day that this record hits the market.

Blues, classic rock, we hardly knew ye.

[Gman400]

yeah I don't really care. I mean it's not like you have to take it seriously, just watch the music video and turn the tv to mute.

[Liberation]

Yes! I cant wait to hear this!

Ive heard rumors that Paris can actually play Smells Like Teen Spirit...wow, its unbelievable! Im doubting that even Jimi Hendrix could pull that off!

I cannot wait for this album, man. Metal Album of the Year.

[somepunkkid]

y?

[aaabbcd]

why is this news?

[elcapitan1800]

Paris Hilton, Busta Rhymes, Britteny Spears, what the hell UG? Thats the best you can give us?

[FretPopper]

I wonder if anyone here laughs.

[brownsound_00]

alright guys, this is the only reason i think this is up. Before you start burning your computers, thinking UG failed you, im almost positive this is an early april fools joke, like honestly, read all the PMs comments, they are all praising paris hilton, its all a joke guys, why would busta rhymes and paris hilton be on the front page of this site otherwise? like, come on

[nhinman]

dirty, untalented, *****!

soon to be pop star *****.

What has she done to deserve to be famous?

So her daddy's rich, whoopdy-f***ing-doo, why does America care about her?!?

This album is just gonna be a great display of how Apple Logic Pro Tools can make anyone sound great.

[metallica4evr]

y is this on this site in the first place?????
she doesnt really hav any talent so y would anyone care?

[f1sk]

hahaha this cracks me up, seriously though, why is she on UG,

[ragemachine2112]

Tallman1984 wrote:

Kadaj, first and foremost, was I talking to you?? Second of all, it looks as though you're among equal ranks with the 'blind retards' you're talking about, but on a different plain: Not necessarily being blind to the April Fools thing, but rather being blind to the fact that I already commented on the idea of the articles being an April Fool's joke in my first entry. This in turn would not include me in this so-called group of 'blind-retards' that you, at this point, have enrolled yourself into by making your own feeble opportunity to 'flame and fail.' Try growing a brain before attempting to make what you think is witty retort.

Dude u really should Go outside

[cap'nkirk]

3 of the 4 articles on the main page seem to have little to do with music. I guess because April Fools Day is tommorrow eh?

I guess this album could change the world, sort of like how ebola changed the world.

[bTOMd]

the web servers or some crazy thing is in russia so is that a day ahead if they have april fools

[Cliff_Hetfield]

IT'S AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE JACKASSES!!!!! Oh I think she's one of the ugliest people in the world not to mention the fact that she's got AIDS.

[SystemLz4life]

YEA RocK on!!! Paris Hilton is awesome!!! its hard to be sarcastic on a computer
She is a Retarded Bitch

[Cliff_Hetfield]

Do stuff like this "OMG!11!!!!11! SHe's LikE So HoT, LiKe FoE ReaALsS!!!"

[Tmor586]

Torico wrote:

YAY, let's have awesome pop news from now on!! Pfft, who used guitars these days anyway, haha.

if thats wat u think, y r u on the site? just go away

VelvetTom wrote:

You people are so ignorent...

Paris Hilton is the only true decendant of Jimi Hendrix. After he had a brief affair with a young american girl the embreo of Paris was frozen, only to be discovered by her NOW parents. Her second mother then gave birth to the embreo after having it planted inside her, and gave us the Guitar Godess that is Paris Hilton.

ur just an idiot and need to never speak again, just to say jimi hendrix is related to paris hilton, or say that shes good on the guitar shows how big of a retard u r

[batiosilver08]

why the f*** would they put this kinda crap on UG? why would real people want to know about paris hilton and some stupid rappers?!
mustuve ran out of news, but this kinda lovers my opinion of UG. Please redeem yourselves !!

[batiosilver08]

opps EDIT
i put : mustuve ran out of news, but this kinda lovers my opinion of UG. Please redeem yourselves !!
i ment lowers:P

[CreepyGuy]

Well.. If this isn't a joke.. I'm gonna be Super-pissed..

[dittohead123]

That must mean that we have another contemporay pop singer without any common knowledge, but an impeccable, exquistie body?


PWND LFB45

[HazeD]

1st. what the fuck is paris hilton on the main page of MY guitar site?

2nd. What the fuck UG?

[Metal_link111]

Its the end of the world.....as we know it.
(she better not cover that song, although it would go nicely).

[HazeD]

*Why

[its_sublime07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHA ohhhhh mannnnn!!! you guys had me going for so long!!! i was getting so pissed, like what the f*ck! Paris Hilton kicking ass at guitar?!! Jesus, you guys get me every ****ing april fools day. touche!

[TURNIP]

Waterboy799 wrote:

XD this can't be happening, omg this is the lowest i've ever seen music ever go

Where will the killing end?

[Metal_link111]

Ok hold on a second...this is the April Fool's joke right?? Because if it isn't...*sighs* this is awful.

[fas11030]

what a bitch. she would be better off recording porn than music.

[HazeD]

i forgot it was almost april, but still UG dont ever put that bitch on my site again, ok?

[ledsoldier]

UG=MTV?

[BloodSugarMegan]

Punk_Dude2005 wrote:

Anyone try the link perhaps?

haha you guys ITS FREAKIN APRIL FOOLS

yall apparently just skim through all this shit

its fake

quit freakin out

they released some samples. the stuff i heard sounded really good. very heavy, thrash sound to it.

[JesusSlap]

Tallman1984 wrote:

Did someone's ignorant little sister take over the site last night without anyone's knowledge, or does somebody think that today is April Fool's Day when it isn't until tomorrow? I come on this site everyday expecting at least one intriguing article on an artist worth reading about and instead I get useless stories about no talent ass-clowns. I really cannot think of any reasonable explanation behind stories on American Idol, Three 6 Mafia and Paris Hilton (w/o any involvement to any rock artists) unless the organizers of the site thought this would be a cute little April Fool's joke. I've visited this site long enough to know that the people behind this normally wouldn't allow this to happen and that there are WAY too many pissed off bloggers who in turn wouldn't stand for it. We already heard about these uselss stories in other media outlets like the radio and MTV; We sure as hell don;t need to hear it here.

This post is not a spam. It's just a point that needs to be reitterated

I second that

HazeD wrote:
UG dont ever put that bitch on my site again, ok?

Do you pay for this site? its the first ive heard. I dont even know you!

fucktard

[ac_indie]

This is nuts... really

FS Guitar wrote:
but if UG's serious then really, **** off (to UG, not kadaj)

well, if your so uptight about it, i can make sure cant post again...ever. would that be better for you?

[Bulletbass man]

Oh my my life is complete.


wow you kids are taking this too far i gurantee this article was only posted as a joke

Bulletbass man wrote:
i gurantee this article was only posted as a joke

really?
I dont see anything that says what news you can / cant post

[broken_leg]

Wow im so excited. Her songs are gonna be shit but heaps of ppl will buy it cos shes paris hilton. she is a dickhead.

[aramsahai]

what does paris hilton have to do with this site again?

[theDOORS123]

i kinda want to know how this kinda news made it to a guitar web site (and that includes the 2 articles concerning brittney spears, and bust rhymes)


WHO CARES!


this is supposed to be a website about guitars, and music, and rock n roll...why is stuff like this on its headline news?

[theDOORS123]

^^^busta* rhymes (typo)

[palermo]

Wha has this ho to do in this guitar site?

[im not mental]

yeah no kidding. three 6 mafia don't play, paris hilton doesn't play (to the best of my knowledge)

[Contraband]

mmm goodie, this will be one sweet record.

[JadeFalcon5]

CALM DOWN GUYS,

ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE,

ULTIMATE GUITAR IS NOT SELLING OUT

CLICK ON READ MORE

AND LOOK AT THE LINK!!!!!

[centralside]

Oh nice try UG! I caught on right away.

[Deff Kidd]

wtf is this. another freakin plastic caught up in wat she looks like even though shes the ugliest piece of skank ive ever seen. F*CK!

[JesusSlap]

good one UG...can we return to real stories tomorrow though?

[maddog26]

she'll probaly just sing "thats hot, oh yeah thats hot"

[wallyyfm]

IF IT'S APRIL FOOLS

WHY ARE THERE 73 REMOVED POSTS?
WHY ARE THEY REMOVING POSTS AT ALL?!?!?

[Garrett52789]

Fender is realesing a Paris Hilton signature model guitar... im serious... i sold my Fender Strat on eBay with in the hour of hearing this news...

[DavepallekA]

I was all "WTF?" But nice joke. I was too stupid to notice, so yeah, you got me.

[untilurreformed]

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.... whoa this almost got me, then i realized... its april fool's day.

[coolmanwc5]

These guys on this site now are fags, paris hilton no matter what can't be rock. She's a rich bitch who can do whatever she wants cause she has daddys money. Rock's about hardship, pain, and real ****ing life problems not some sleezy drama queens club ****s.

[coolmanwc5]

oh yeah tomorrows april fools

[Bloody Mary]

lol...see even the gods have a sense of humor.

[fahd]

hahahahahahahahahahhahah

what is wrong with UG ???

[~YarLA~]

The Read More link shows it all ppl...

[bringitsukka]

why is this the top story on ULTIMATE-F*****-GUITAR?
that's total bullshit. someone needs to be fired for this.
its like going to the rock n roll hall of fame and seeing, i dont know, run dmc in there or something...
wait....nevermind

[Reecoom]

Someone please rip out my eyes, I can't belive that Paris ****ing Hilton is on Ultimate-Guitarr... She belongs at Ultimate-Stupidandspoiled
bitch... Bringitsukka was right, Someone has got to be fired... She doesn't belong here at all, since most of rock n' roll is about hard work and the struggles in life... What the hell is she doing here then? She's just living off her dads money...

[Dan Steinman]

get this bullshit off ultimate guitar. who owns UG anyway, probably some big corporation like viacom or whatever trying to stick an ad wherever they can. paris hilton is a product, her sole purpose is to make money for the entertainment industry from her TV shows, the magazines that write about her, etc. Making a record for her (like hell is she doing it herself) is just the music industry trying to get a piece of that action. UG is a sellout.

[mackdaddy]

ahahah. april fools ftw

[Geek_Aus]

stupid. pointless. idiotic. Why the hell is someone letting her release an album? They should be run over.

[n-ocentcriminal]

For being a dumb article, it sure does generate press.

[Dlawso]

You are still ****ing stupid.

[doormatt]

an early april fools?

[Asago]

omg alot of comments! :P

[Fizzy]

Does anyone here have a sense of humour? You are all bloody idiots.

Paris rocks!!!!!11111xdscsfs

[BuddyRick]

Aprils fools?

alot of you people are so stupid.
learn to take a joke, no one needs to be 'sacked', bringitsukka, infact, you could probably use a half decent brain. Learn to read the comments before you go embarrising yourself infront of UG.

wallyyfm wrote:

IF IT'S APRIL FOOLS

WHY ARE THERE 73 REMOVED POSTS?
WHY ARE THEY REMOVING POSTS AT ALL?!?!?

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING??
why cant we remove posts?

[Horvat]

APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE PEOPLE.
Look at the link at the bottom of the article you idiots.

[hohoho]

paris hilton is ****ing fit

[Ashutosh]

Why are we being told this???? does paris play guitar really well?? does Three 6 mafia know how to play rock???

[VelvetTom]

Tmor586 wrote:

Torico wrote:

YAY, let's have awesome pop news from now on!! Pfft, who used guitars these days anyway, haha.


if thats wat u think, y r u on the site? just go away

VelvetTom wrote:

You people are so ignorent...

Paris Hilton is the only true decendant of Jimi Hendrix. After he had a brief affair with a young american girl the embreo of Paris was frozen, only to be discovered by her NOW parents. Her second mother then gave birth to the embreo after having it planted inside her, and gave us the Guitar Godess that is Paris Hilton.


ur just an idiot and need to never speak again, just to say jimi hendrix is related to paris hilton, or say that shes good on the guitar shows how big of a retard u r

Hmm... Ever heard of a sense of humour?

[Horvat]

ave you noticed how everyone that tries to say this is an Aprils Fools joke gets their comment removed?
:s

Horvat wrote:

ave you noticed how everyone that tries to say this is an Aprils Fools joke gets their comment removed?
:s

:-o I wonder why

[the_bride_2006]

she has a face like a slapped arse.

[hhamdy283]

She has a clothing line so you can dress like a dirty *****, she has a parfume so you can smell like a dirty *****, so now you can listen to her music and if you turn it up, SOUND like a dirty whole.

I have lost all faith in humanity.

[hhamdy283]

Please note that all the blanked out words are "whole". Just substitute the L with an R.

[rock_or_roll]

ac/guns n zep :
just look at the picture.

id like to see her once with her mouth closed.

i wouldnt

[Garrett52789]

Haha I fooled you all with my clever post. Whahahaha!!!!

Garrett52789 wrote:

Haha I fooled you all with my clever post. Whahahaha!!!!

Who did you fool??

[deadlyminista]

Man I'll be able to learn these songs faster than Nirvana...one hour. I heard she plays a few jazz chords.

[Negative_Creep7]

who cares she sucks

[glowsun02]

Zamboni m :
dudes, paris hilton is uber talented

she can finger tap on guitar, so she's mastered one instrument

LOL, I could've sworn I saw master"something else" one instrument. I was like, wow, pure talent right there. Pure talent.

[shavotankian]

No one wants to hear Paris Hilton the rich daddy girl bitch make an album, i promise no one does, if you say you do your just trying to make yourself seem cool by being original, trust me NO one wants to hear that shit

[S.O.A.D FREAK!!]

i bet shes goin say thats hot like a million times. or thats what the album will be cald

[ESPguy981]

id do her

[greenpic]

Logz m is a legend

[CasanovaBass]

Ockeroid wrote:
Anyway, anything to do with Paris that doesn't envolve her being caused pain must be bad

However, she is very shortly going to cause us all pain.